"WHY YOU PAINT YOUR FACE BRO?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
What are some movies and series that you have always wanted to see, but you know that you will never see, and that makes you want to kill yourself?
>an adaptation of Blood Meridian with young Daniel Day-Lewis as The Kid and middle-aged completely shaved John Goodman as Judge Holden, directed by the Coen Brothers in the 90s
>one film about Mussolini, starring James Gandolfini
>The Kubrick Lord of the Rings film starring The Beatles (just for the laughs)
>in act, more films starring the four Beatles
>the Sergio Leone film about the Siege of Leningrad
>the Don Quixote film directed by Sergio Leone, starring Clint Eastwood as Don Quixote and Eli Wallach as Sancho Pança, with both winning Oscars for their performances
>Iain Glen portraying Deathstroke the Terminator
>a Terrence Malik adaptation of The Sound and The Fury
>a Watchmen miniseries of 12 episodes
Why even live?
At least we are getting a Madmen spin-off of Glenn, living with a different name in Wall Street in the 80s
>>83765674
Sounds like you spend too much time thinking about shit that won't happen instead of experiencing what life has to offer.
>a Watchmen miniseries of 12 episodes
Completely fucking unnecessary. The books are famous enough. The movie was okay-good.
>A good Transformers movie with robots in disguise instead of whatever the hell they're doing
>Peter Jackson's The Hobbit as a faithful adaptation of the book
>tfw will never get a movie about the life of Tommy Wiseau starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Tommy and instead get a DUDE WEED LMAO XD james franco movie instead
>EEEEEEUUUUURRRGGGGGHHHHH
What did he mean by this?
>"it's a good movie, it's just not a good [X] movie."
brap
>It's a love letter to...
>It's a tour de force
>lackluster
>by the numbers
>ultimately comes short
>it's an [x], and boy what an [x] it is!
>it's not [x] but that's okay, it doesn't intend to be
>its a fun movie!
>420 years later
BLAZE IT
How does one get better at analysing films, like Tony from EFAP or Channel Chriswell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr0NBPRMe2E
Plebs will say it's not a masterpiece of the art that combines spectacular imagery and symbolism with a wonderful soundtrack.
>>83765316
CLINT MANSELL KILLED IT ON PI, STARTED HIS CAREER
THE FOUNTAIN USED TONS OF REAL MACRO PHOTOGRAPHY INSTEAD OF DOING EVERYTHING WITH CGI, THERES AN UNOFFICIAL COMMENTARY TRACK RELEASED SEPARATE FROM THE STUDIO THAT GETS INTO IT
>>83765359
It's exceptional, and because it wasn't successful nobody else has really taken the style and recreated it in hollywood, as far as I'm aware.
A capeshit that looked and sounded like this would blow the fags minds.
For James, England?
No. For you.
ITT: Fake Kino.
Remember when an actor playing the lead of a career-criminal in a film, looked like he had some character (or at least a few forehead wrinkles) due to the myriad of shit he'd probably witnessed, while perfecting his particular illegal craft over many, many years while not dying from it?
Steve McQueen remembers. Or he would, if he wasn't dead.
Just watched it. Really Enjoyed the show despite it missing a few beats.
Also any other good young adult adaptations?
Name your 13 reasons whyhusbando. Mine is Alex
im a man of culture so my waifu is hannah
it was an alright show.
>>83765231
I kept losing my shit over how much she looks like Lana Rhoades.
What did Marvel mean by this?
What expression was he trying to convey here?
Constipated but also an erection
85% bemusal
15% familia
How do we save him lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEA2eYzCHGg
i hate this bugeyed fuck
>>83765181
fucking vapes.com wouldn't accept my card maybe because I'm in australia so he's on his fucking own now
>>83765181
lmao
do the world a favor and ignore this moron
>Comedy will never be this low brow and funny at the same time again
Just shoot me into the sun on a rocketship made of American taxpayer funds to the tune of billions of dollars that could've been better spent elsewhere on literally anything to benefit taxpayers lads
>>83765134
It may; it will simply implement heady themes of gentrification and the changing face of America as well or something
>>83765248
You've hit the nail there. So often there's a commentary on something about society, some angle that Buzzfeed and autistmbloggers can write thoughtcatalogues about.
You can't just have two semi retarded guys acting retarded anymore, they'd need to explain how one of them grew up in a home drinking lead water from Baltimore pipes and the other suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>83765134
John C. Reilly needs to make another comedy with Will Ferrell OR maybe someone else like Danny McBride. Or maybe the three of them can get together and do something
*stares at you in a dim light and makes a deep commentary about your current position in life*
*reviews your videogame*
>>83765124
Wasn't funny the first time, faggot
>>83764625
What even was his character?
He never acted like a human in any scene he was in, like nobody is just philosophical and deep 100% of the time.
Why did he have so many fucking scenes this season? Was it just because Robin Wright wanted to have lots of sex scenes with him?
House of Cards use to be good.