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>>86267789
Bane

I'd love to see him say "He didn't fly so good" in his Billy Madison character

>>86267789
But... wait, my favorite? Why would I think it needed that kind of improvement if it was one of my favorites?
>Hey, I love this movie, wouldn't it be fun if I pointlessly destroyed it by adding Adam Sandler!

OP, I think "the last movie you watched now stars..." is a better format for this joke.

This faggot is so damn boring. The actor has no damn screen presence and yet he's somehow the main character of the story.

>>86318771
0/10 bait

>>86318731

He wont want it though, he only became king indanorf because he felt obliged to

The London setting was so boring compared to the adventurous Fraser movies.
Also, he chose the wrong girl.

>>86267609
Modern day setting and an attempt to set up a cinematic universe. Also with the lead being someone with as much star power as Tom fucking Cruise, the lead actor can pretty much change anything they want in the movie.

>>86267609
It was ruined by a completely nonsensical main story arc.

>bitchy ass slut who you fucked and chucked turns up at your work and tries to get you in trouble with your boss, then bosses you around like she's King Shit, then when shit starts getting weird she drags you off to see HER boss whos plan to fix the weird shit going on is "im gonna fucking murder you lol"

compared to

>immortal ancient egyptian waifu who wants to turn you into a literal God and rule the world by your side as your eternal beautiful Queen and fucktoy

Any normal man would take the second option in a heartbeat but you add in the fact that the entire first half of the movie was trying to hammer in "HEY GUYS CRUISE ISN'T A HERO HE'S A BIT OF A DICK WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF. OK GUYS. NOT A HERO." and it becomes plain retarded that he chose to take the God powers, then off the Mummy waifu, then resurrect the bitchy one just to run off and play with his dick in the desert cause he's scared he can't contain the "ebil" that now lives inside him.

>>86267532
u mom

>>86267532
i prefer her ass in you

Taste the pain!

They're surrounded by ass lickers and yes sayer.

You'd turn into an asshole too.

>>86267120
How do you know that she hates fans ?

also she is fucking disgusting

Amerisharts have the minds of children, desu

yea, murican one 100% cooler
yuro 100% gayer

>>86318231
this

>>86318270
t.ameriturd

>>86267026
Fur is easy, they figured that shit out years ago

Because capeshit is lazy

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It's a matter of effort and caring.

Daily reminder

hmmm

Because if the crew of the Voyager were incapacitated, they'd be fucked without the ECH, if it happened in the Alpha Quadrant the computer could call for help from Starfleet. And ships are pretty well designed, it's unlikely you could take out the crew of the ship without making the ship tactically worthless.

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>tfw no cutie arabic EMH like you we're supposed to get and instead you're stuck with this ugly bald faggot

>>86266711
Does it feature Watership Down quality violence?

>>86266711
Kiddie's first black and white morality, nature over nurture, "Why don't they just gas all the vermin" fairy tale with cute talking animals.

It kind of reminds me of Robin Hood but nothing beats this fucking intro.

https://youtu.be/PKYEKhxWy6o

Sneed

>AYO SAMMYBOI GOT POPPED??

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Hm u think this ring worth

>>86317681
some people were born before the year 2000, enjoy your back to school sales

it's a fun watch. fuck off

it's flawed but fun. there were a lot of useless characters. I liked it more on the second viewing

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>>86266523
His whole career

>>86266584
yeah, all of his movies scored too high

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>>86266523
>one of the finest films from one of the most renowned filmmakers of all of time
>lower tomatometer than every recent Marvel movie
That's why you shouldn't trust these sort of sites. Attack of the Clones has a 65%, almost as good as Dersu Uzala.

kevin smith? who is that?

>links hour long reddit video for a shit thread that's really just bait for angry replies

Sometimes when I remember what pre-2010 /tv/ was like while looking at it today I get a little misty eyed.

>>86266472
Hrs certainly the most succeful producer and secretly, director of the last 10 year.

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She is perfect.

>>86266391
>>86266564
she was pretty fucking intimidating, no other female villain gave this aura off.
i kinda felt like supes was in danger whenever they clashed.

>>86266283
bump

>>86266283
I remember when this came out thinking... there was just no buzz around this film whatsoever. I just don't think the movie going public was really wanting a Robin Hood film at that time to be honest.

The casting was way to obvious..... I've never actually seen the film so I cant critique it.

>>86266283
It was kind of a shit show. They went waaaay to tryhardy on the origin story, then when all the characters were established they were like "Oh, hey guys, France just invaded." So then the entire cast, the good guys and the bad guys, all run down the beach to fight the French. That was basically the movie. Ridley Scott retire bitch.