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CONSIDERED WRITING?
I don't know what I'm sick of more, these shit threads or this shit show
Why is /tv/ so obsessed with reddit? jealousy?
Never felt like watching this show but all the recent threads make me even less inclined to watch it. If this is shilling its not doing its job.
This is a documentary FILM. It's a FILM. I should be able to discuss it without the mods deleting it, especially when there are 50 capeshit meme threads
Next janny that deletes it I'm reporting to /qa/
good documentary that proves hitler did nothing wrong
You're attracting some serious JIDF here.
Go cry some more cuck.
I look forward to the delete and you bitching to the admins like a baby
What is /tv/ watching right now?
>>81533181
holy shit
my family had those wooden antelopes too, and we're not black.
>>81533181
Being an Eastern European must be comfy
gonna sleep now, turn the tv on discovery turbo or tbs
We're all in agreement that Sam was the real hero of Lord of the Rings, right?
>>81532135
What do you mean 'we'? Tolkien himself said that Sam was the true hero. You're not saying anything new here, most people already agree with that assertion.
>this lil hobbit made something older than the planet his bitch
>meanwhile gandalf couldn't even 1v1 a silly little firey headed demon
>>81532647
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though you can shake my hand and feel flesh and maybe you can even sense that our lifestyles of probably comparable, I simply am not there.
What are you so fucking zany about, Bateman?
>But inside... but inside...
>Inside, yes? Inside? Believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you.
What did Bryce mean by that?
>>81531680
Bryce was one of the privileged yuppies, but he actually had an iota of comprehension of the world around him from time to time. It's why Bateman hung out with him.
"The thing that lives in the castle is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others."
Do spiders fear snakes? This seems like a weird choice. If it was a giant rat I could see it fearing snakes but I wouldn't have though spiders and snakes crossed paths all that much.
I would've thought birds would have been a spider's greatest fear.
>>81531403
I think it would be wasps. Birds just eat spiders. Gulp. Done.
Wasps paralyze spiders with a sting and then lay eggs in their helpless bodies. The larvae hatch and slowly eat the spider alive. That's got to be worse than a bird swallowing you in one bite.
>>81531840
So you're saying the best counter to a giant mechanical spider would be a small man-made flying machine, large enough to carry two people at most?
>>81531890
Yes. Armed with nuclear warheads.
I was looking around for some great flubber pictures but I cannot find any good ones.
Do any of you have any flubber pics?This is for Robin Williams.
>>81531344
I got some good stuff
1/45
>>81531344
2/??? (I'm decrypting my external)
Nice!
>over a decade ago
>cgi still looks great
also, let's get a comfy LOTR thread going, lads.
Galadriel's riverdancing is still 10/10
>only worthy example of the term "kinography"
I was racking my brain, trying to figure out how a TV series in 2017 could actually, truly be kino, what kind of magical bolt could have blessed this show to elevate the television medium as a whole the way it does.
And then it hit me:No white women.
>>81531022
There was that one that James was banging in beginning. Also the Martian Marine. but they gone. I started watchin for Miller but now its Amos and Bumper.
>>81532288
Amos is best boy for sure, but by Bumper do you mean Drummer?
>>81531022
Welp, at least you didn't spell it "wracking".
why is it considered 'unfilmable'?
Camera crews and film sets attract Shai Hulud
>>81529946
Too much material for a single movie. Would need to be a trilogy at least.
I've got faith in Denis Viellenue to do it justice. We'll see how I feel after Blade Runner though.
Let us discuss the state of /tv/, containted to one thread as per the decree of our realm's Lord, Emperor Hiromemeo Shitpostyaki
>>81529503
/tv/ is fine, stop whining about it. Just post and hide threads you don't like. This isn't reddit ffs, stop trying to enforce even more rules and restrictions.
>>81529503
We need more BLACKED threads, tbqh.
this was months ago though and every board got something except for /tv/ as always
>>81529522
>This isn't reddit ffs
Yes it is and they're the reason why you're here in the first place
Why did some critics pretend this wasn't just a pointless snoozefest?
Like pinecone himself amirite?
>>81529448
movies you forgot existed for 500 please
>>81529448
I think it's enjoyable.
"You don't even know who Richard Basehart is" edition.
Old series, new series, Rifftrax, whatever, it's all good.
P.S. This is Richard Basehart. But if I had started the thread with him you'd have skipped it because you don't even know who he is.
loading richard basehart remark
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Are they taking episodes of MST3K off of youtube?
Suddenly Devil Fish is nowhere to be found.
What does /tv/ think about Rosario Dawson's latest "movies"?
lick
Her movies look very squished
I like to watch the naked parts if you know what I mean.
Best film of each decade:
>10s: Mad Max Fury Road
>00s: LOTR: The Two Towers
>90s: Goodfellas
>80s: Empire Strikes Back
>70s: The Godfather
>60s: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
>50s: 12 Angry Men
>40s: Treasure of Sierra Madre
>30s: The Wizard of Oz
Anything before that is shit
>>81528869
>those 10s, 00s, and 80s choice
Fucking pleb
>>81528869
the worst part is that you're convinced you have an expert taste
>>81528988
Let's hear yours faggot