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>Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!
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>the concept is just same gay dude's weird fetishes
Why is Clive such s deviant bros?
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>>81938254
he's gay, and that isn't deviant any more.
where he IS deviant is, he grew up in 't'north of england and he wanted to be in theatre. and he wrote plays, and put them on, and wrote six books of transgressive horror and a bunch of other stuff and actually got OOT of 't'north. that's pretty deviant.
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>>81938670
Your post was quite gay
What does RLM stand for anyways?
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Rich Likes Men
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All reviewers should be executed.
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>>81938247
Stop posting that whore
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>It's over, America! I have the high ground!
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me on the right
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Maybe you shouldn't have kept your soldiers on alert for days, feeding them meth and leaving the tanks behind the front line.
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>>81937983
Haven't you seen a map stupid OP? The sea is on top of France. The allies had the high ground the whole time.
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>no supporting actor Oscar.
Explain this.
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>>81937967
he wansnt very supportive of neo at all
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>no supporting actor Oscar
wtf (((Hollywood)))
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The Academy historically had a bias against science fiction stuff
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Let's see Paul Allen's card.
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if dubs Donald Trump dies in his sleep tonight
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>>82055241
if dubs Bill Nye dies by BBC choking.
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Fuck white people and fuck dubs
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Did Iloveit? Yup.
Why arent horror movies like this made more than once a decade?
Why is the Horror genre full of hack-n-slash, jump-scare garbage now?
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How about a constructive response telling us what you liked about it in detail instead of trying to bait people into responding to your trivial review, if you can call it that.
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>>81937686
>Why arent horror movies like this made more than once a decade?
Then why was this almost identical to "10 Cloverfeild Lane" and "Dont Breathe"
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Didn't watch it but i read the plot summary. It perfectly represents the hysteria of black people that all their problems are the result of evil white devils.
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What's his best movie?
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Hook
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>>81937622
The BFG
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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just saw this. felt pretty lukewarm about it in general, but there were some things that stuck out to me as a longtime fan of the OT and i had some thoughts i wanted to share.
PROS:
>mads mikkelson gave a great performance as usual. his character is without a doubt the standout performance of this movie. without him the movie would have no emotional impact whatsoever. he carries the film even with his sparse dialogue.
>i didn't mind the CGI tarkin or leia. they looked kinda funny but worked just fine as stand-ins.
CONS:
>they pretty much got vader all wrong. his suit was off. something about the proportions just wasn't accurate to the originals. it looked like a cheap halloween costume or like a cosplay. i don't understand why they wouldn't just replicate one of the original suits. also, his voice was totally off. didn't sound anything like the intimidating, aggressive vader of ANH or the more methodical vader from ESB. some of the things he said just stood out immediately as things vader would never say, either the statements themselves or the way they were worded. i guess the intonation and speech pattern was too unlike the original character. whatever it was, it stuck out like a sore thumb.
>character development was spotty and inconsistent in a lot of cases. i had a hard time determining if this was due to shoddy writing, or the film being heavily edited. my guess is a combination of the two. a lot of character developments seem to come out of left field with no setup and payoff at all. i felt like i actually would have liked some of these characters if they had spent a little more time with them and made them a little more consistent.
>the constant subtitling of location names like its an early 90s spy action movie. whoever decided this was a good idea to put this in the movie should be fired. completely unnecessary as no sane person gives a shit and it ruins what is otherwise some pretty decent atmosphere for the first 20 minutes of the film.
>no kyle katarn
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tl;dr
its a shitty children's film thats design to sell toys
/thread
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>>81937475
Nice blog, faggot
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>>81938207
>>81938211
>OP takes time to write a quality post asking to discuss a movie
>"TOO LONG DIDNT READ"
>"NICE BLOG FAGGOT"
This is why reddit will always be better than this place.
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Satellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on TV (ooh ooh ooh)
(Boh-boh-boh) Satellite of love
(Boh-boh-boh) Satellite of love
(Boh-boh-boh) Satellite of love
Sa...tell...ite...of...
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>>81937449
stop ruining my childhood jews
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I liked the new season a lot. Some things were a bit iffy, but eh most of MST3K was pretty imperfect.
Let me guess, everyone here hates it?
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I'm a fan of the old show, and I saw one of the new season's episodes last night. I wanted to hate it, but I laughed out loud.
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How many people did Luke kill when he blew up the Death Star?
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>>81937348
>go back to Clerks
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>>81937348
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>>81937348
The same amount as 9/11
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So I played the board game and became curious about the series. Now watching the mini-series
Why is it so comfy bros? How do I into Battlestar Galactica?
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Watch the original Battlestar Galactica, then watch Galactica 1980, then watch the Syfy movie, the Syfy series including the other movie, then Caprica then read the manual for the board game.
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>>81937276
>Battlestar Galactica
i wouldnt do this until you are into penus androids.
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>So I played the board game and became curious about the series
That's weird
>How do I into Battlestar Galactica?
The viewing order is:
>Miniseries
>Season 1
>Season 2
>Season 3
>Razor
>Season 4
>The Plan
And you need to pay attention.
>Why is it so comfy bros?
Comradery in the face of an insurmountable foe. Wonderful journey you're in for, enjoy, OP.
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It's not FOR YOU.
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>>82055182
>one of the greatest minds in the world
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>>82055182
Dude please privatize my health care also education is a liberal conspiracy to take our guns lmao
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More like:
Bill Nye Destroys the Western world
Ammirite?
I chose my path, you chose the path of a hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city.
But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fall, fail, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.
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Def should do a podcast on comic book movies.
Name your top 5 movies
https://youtu.be/TlF0Ik7b55s
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>"You're pathetically predictable, like a nigger on welfare"
woah
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What does /tv/ think of this show?
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>>81937051
IT'S EPIC! NOW....
LET'S GET SHWIFTAY!!!!!!
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>>81937855
Based replyposter!
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I hate it but I can't stop making threads about it!!!!! xD
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So what happened to the girl next door?
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she became the pusy mistres next door
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she married a hockey player and got fat
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>tfw you had a "girl next door" but was too stupid to notice it and she moved away