The question isn't will it suck? The question is do we see it and watch it suck, or do we say no and not go.
>>83984863
Punish Disney by letting it flop
>>83984863
Let it flop. Only then will the darkside grant you enough power to save star wars.
>>83984863
Its a remake of ESB.
Student-Mentor training sequence:
Battle with AT&T:
Fight a scary monster:
Have a darker tone than original:
I'm sure there are more, but I havent been keeping track of this shit film.
Why are spaceships in Star Trek built piece by piece in shipyards and spacedocks? Why not build a bigass replicator in space, and then pop a new spaceship into existence whenever needed?
please respond
>>83984608
The Federation hadn't figured out even small-scale replicator tech yet in the Kirk era.
it seems like a ship that size taking off in atmosphere would cause wide spread environmental destruction
A man walks down the street, he says,
"Why am I soft in the middle, why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard"
why did Paul Simon defy the Apartheid boycott bros?
>>83984434
Why did Paul look like he really did not want to be there the entire time.
It's like he only wanted to write a song but some production company suit ordered him into sitting right next to Chevy for an hour while they record things.
>>83984838
Chevy was probably being a dick.
>tfw its actually good
i would be hard pressed to answer how can you make a better power rangers movie
More than 2 minutes of Rangers fighting would be a start.
Zeo movie next
>>83984392
Cut a chunk of teen drama, add more monster fighting
I actually liked the movie but the last fight felt too short, could've been more hype
Find a flaw
The babby
>>83984325
Sequel isn't out yet
What happened to Sarah Vowell, anyway? She used to be everywhere.
Any other 2000s kids in here? Why can't we have quality shows like this anymore?
I haven't seen it in at least 10 years, but I'm sure I remember it better than it deserves
The show was complete garbage. I don't know why I used to watch it.
>2000s kids
>2017
Get off the internet son, you have a 200 word essay due monday
/Podcast General/
>Favorite Podcasts?
>What kind of podcasts are you looking for?
>Bestpodcastfu?
>>83516144
I'll start
>Favorite Podcasts?
Comedy Bang Bang
Hollywood Handbook
Mysterious Universe
Chapo Trap House
Cum Town
The Dollop
How Did This Get Made
>What kind of podcasts are you looking for?
Something I can listen to at work where I can't be bussin' up too often. Science, political or history themed.
>Best podcastfu?
Sean
Radio Nordfront
improv comedy was a mistake
https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/joss-whedon-wonder-woman-sexist-screenplay/
is Joss now /OurGuy/ ?
Looks like JL is in good hands
>It starts an ongoing theme of lurid descriptions of women’s appearances. (Especially their feet. Diana is barefoot in scene one, and we get several foot updates later on.)
/our guy/ confirmed
>>83983249
>lurid descriptions of women’s appearances
but filmmakers are supposed to describe what characters/scenes look like
>be Joss Whedon
>turn your fetish for being beaten up by high school girls into a directing career
>make millions
>not only do you get to direct nubile young actresses in action scenes, but feminists think you're a legend
>let it go to your head and start touting yourself as the great male hope for women
>start pushing your scripts too far
>they turn on you and your entire career implodes
Is he a tragic hero? He just wanted to fap to skinny girls doing kung fu.
Best parts
-WW2 Bumblee as a Volkswagon
-Bumblebee regaining his voice...again at the end to snap prime out of what the quintessons did to him
-hopkins was good
-action still on point
worst parts
-hot rod speaking french but admits he can't switch back his voice even though he hates it
-hot rod maximum 10 minutes screen time
-quintessa is a robot in human disguise
-anticlimax ending
-Earth is Unicron.... this literally ruined the film
Overall the timeline and structure of these films is a complete fucking mess, im glad this is his last one, way to fuck up everything with the lore
>>83982736
what about megatron
>>83982736
who cares
>>83982755
you mean Galvatron you peasant.
>Friday night
Why are you here?
>>83982300
had to work late. Think i'll end up doing some drugs tomorrow, I just feel it
idk help
>>83982300
I'm actually phoneposting at a family get together while everyone else is talking.
>Not exactly chaste writing, is it? I’ve always preferred the implied sex scene anyway, because having it spelt out always seems a bit tacky. Sex is so readily available to us in every form of media now, so it’s no longer that exciting on screen.
>>83981790
He's right, you know.
>>83981803
You're right, but he's a capeshit actor, glass houses and whatnot.
>>83981790
But he was in the tudors which was basically game of thrones in a real life, historical setting.
vietnam fucking shits
>>83981667
What the fuck, why is the nipple so low.
what kind of roles will he even be cast for looking like this
he was always the fat guy
>>83981667
Looks closer to Mel than Marky Mark.
Who would you hot-glue, /tv/?
>>83981663
Honestly who the fuck buys this shit? Like what do you do with it? Set it out somewhere where other people can look at it?
Those are some really shitty sculpts
Can't wait to ram Finn Wolfhard up my tight rectum.
*drops mic*
>>83515787
People still listen to this retard?
>>83515814
Good morning, shareblue.
there's no such thing as context anymore
What's the best war movie ever made and why is it Platoon?
Platoon isn't really great, remember, with war movies it's competing with fucking Apocalypse now, which despite the terrible ending, still remain purest kino.
>>83979354
This is the best/most iconic war movie ever.
>>83979354
Apocalypse Now is barely a war movie. At least Platoon was well made and written and directed by an actual Vietnam veteran.