This was supposed to be the next big fantasy hit!
>>82426046
wasnt that black chick in Civil War? now i bet she's come crawling back to MCU for BP. too late bitch.
>>82426046
Was this a thing?
WE
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>le funny robot
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>darth vader shows up
>big battle with all your fav stars wars toys
>BIG SACRIFICE OMG DEEP EMOTIONAL
85% on Rotten Tomatoes
It's a decent flick. Not up to par as 4,5, or even 6 but it's about the same as 3.
5>4>6>3=RO>7>1>2
>>82425602
Everyone Dies: The Movie
>>8242569
anyone who puts R1 over 7 is invalid
Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
Because Jupiter is actually hell
>>82425362
Jupiter doesn't have rings
Jewpiter
the great debate
>>82425144
Casino was more fun
No debate. Casino sucks by comparison.
I used to like Casino more, now I don't understand how I ever could have held that opinion
Sharon Stone kills the movie
Why is hiro using a bot to make /tv/ look active? There are 20 threads right now that have the same history
>>82424868
Another one https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/DlY5BnjK9zWS1H_CS5ob-Q/type/op/
>Been on /tv/ all day. No one made a thread about that movie.
>Soon one appears
>Then this thread.
something smells fishy.
>a bot
based newfriend
I posted about 220-240 threads with the same image and OP text in the span of 4 years
shit in your picture is nothing
Just saw this. Absolutely incredible.never been at a screening with so many walk outs before
Has anyone else seen it?
>>82424999
bump
>>82424999
What was so bad about it?
It's on the list. I thought Knight of Cups wasn't actually that bad, so we'll see how this is. Still can't bring myself to like To the Wonder, mostly cause of Affleck standing about looking gormless when he gets spoken to in French, but I'm warming to the overall effect.
Looking forward to the Alpkino Malick has got coming up next though
>A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to fuck your ass. So you know, try to show a little respect you little shit.
Damn.
How did Spielberg get away with this one?
What were his final thoughts ?
>The current year, still believing in the (((dinosaur))) jew
>>82424994
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>World War 1
>1914-1918
>Shaved pits
>Mythological times
>Shaved pits
why istn't this movie historically accurate?
razors existed in 1914
Stop shilling this flick
>>82424891
shaved armpits is 90s invention
>Margo Harshman
Is she Jewish?
>>82424839
Yes
defo a sweet and wonderful jewess
>>82424839
Her name ends in man. holy fuck the OP is retarded. Of course she's a jewess.
>It was all a dream...
>OR WAS IT?
>DUN DUN DUN DUN NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NA
>*shitty CGI jump scare*
Wow. Fuck you /tv/ for recommending this trash
>>82424680
It had lots of very well done practical effects. some of the creatures were scary and well designed. Also the movie did't take itself too seriously. It's a fun film, dude.
>>82424680
But it very plainly and clearly wasn't a dream nor were they in krampus hell. The kid wakes up, looks outside, and sees the neighborhood as normal with kids playing and opening gifts. It was a happy ending. The kid stood up to the thing and got his family back after being returned to the normal world in the edgiest way possible. Also the jump "scare" at the end was just another reason to show us some cool creature designs which were great.
>>82424680
Why the fuck would you watch this in May and not during the Christmas season?
I want to see a movie on the Golden State Killer, also known as the east area rapist or original night stalker
>Raped 50 women
>Killed 10
>Never caught
Heres a voice mail he left one of his victims a few days after she was raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo
I would want to see it done im a similar manner and style to Fincher's Zodiac.
I really want a D.B. Cooper movie, but it would be shitty in practice
>>82424354
>Raped 50 women
>Killed 10
>Never caught
whats his secret?
>>82424354
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship
>Ukraine has banned American action movie star Steven Seagal as a national security threat [...]
>The Ukrainian security service said it had forbidden Seagal entry to the country for five years, in a letter published by the news site Apostrophe. [...]
>The letter said such a decision is made when a person has “committed socially dangerous actions … that contradict the interests of maintaining Ukraine’s security”.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Cuz now
I WILL SNATCH
>>82424280
>socially dangerous actions
Oh vey!
You can't
>>82423970
sure I can
>>82424024
Supergirl
MAMA LUIGI?
>>82423766
Why is Yoshi going down on Luigi?
>early bird gets the worm. or is it the bagel?
literally what did he mean by this
What's a woman?
Is Predator the manliest film of all time?
easily..
Close tie between it and The Thirteenth Warrior
No, top gun is if you like to ride that thin line between manliness and homo.