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I WAS IN THE POOL!I WAS IN THE POOL!
Nothing will top this, white male characters get utterly rekt when female characters make fun of their small package.
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>has to make everything an attack on men
I bet you have a small penis, OP.
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>>80144076
White "men" have naturally tiny penises, which leads to their insecurity.
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>>80144076
You mean Jewish?
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Good or bad casting choice? Rewatching the series atm.
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>>80144010
Good. He made me hate that character.
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>>80144010
Good in the way that he made me see him as another guy than Ross
Bad in the way i was pulled out of the show thinking about how he was Ross
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>>80144010
Bad
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Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman turned hitwoman in Walter Hill’s The Assignment 2017-03-07 12:45:27 Post No.80143720
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Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman turned hitwoman in Walter Hill’s The Assignment
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>Lionsgate and Saban Films have just released the trailer for their upcoming The Assignment movie. From director Walter Hill (48 Hrs., The Warriors), The Assignment movie stars Michelle Rodriguez as a hitman who, as an act of revenge, is surgically altered to become a woman.
>In The Assignment, hitman Frank Kitchen (Rodriguez) is given a lethal assignment, but after being double-crossed, he discovers he’s not the man he thought he was—he’s been surgically altered and now has the body of a woman. Seeking vengeance, Frank heads for a showdown with the person (Sigourney Weaver) who transformed him, a brilliant surgeon with a chilling agenda of her own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDzGgtpHZQ
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>>80143720
Hot.
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It was decently entertaining trash. Below Hill's standard, but undoubtedly the movie he set out to make. Michelle Rodriguez does not make a convincing man.
Shouldn't have changed the title, (re)ASSIGNMENT was much better.
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>>80143720
>hitman Frank Kitchen (Rodriguez) is given a lethal assignment
wow how unusual and exciting
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How would you rank the best picture winners of the past 6 years from best to worst?
Here's the list for reference:
2016 - “Moonlight”
2015 - “Spotlight”
2014 - “Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)”
2013 - “12 Years a slave”
2012 - “Argo”
2011 - “The Artist”
2010 - “The King's Speech”
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>>80143550
1. Argo
2. I didn't see the rest and don't plan to see them except maybe King's speech
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>>80143550
Birdman was alright, Moonlight was meh, the rest are shit
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Best to worst:
2014 - “Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)”
2011 - “The Artist”
2015 - “Spotlight”
2010 - “The King's Speech”
2016 - “Moonlight”
2013 - “12 Years a slave”
2012 - “Argo”
Which is more kino?
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>man v food
>no appreciation for food, just consumes it to fuel his ego
>guy fieri show
>literally orgasms at the mere sight of food
>assumes every chef to be the second coming of christ
>dresses like an explosion in a linkin park factory and yet still comes across as likable
>drives business to small restaurants
>goes back to restaurants just to orgasm again
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>>80143544
Man vs Food was good until the guy lost weight and became a cunt
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bill nye the science guy 2017-03-07 12:39:18 Post No.80143525
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>>80143525
apparently he likes to swear, a lot, off camera.
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>>80143583
This hurt his image to be honest.
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thats a big nose
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>Kills everyone while chasing a truck in BvS
>Doesn't kill the Joker while chasing him in Suicide Squad
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>>80143201
>getting his hands on the kryptonite is literally the only thing that can help him "defend" earth from Superman
>kills a couple of henchmen to get it
>Joker driving around in a Lambo, not hurting anyone
See the difference?
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>Not hurting anyone
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>>80143261
>>Joker driving around in a Lambo, not hurting anyone
That's a bullshit excuse and you know it. The Joker is constantly murdering innocent people. If the DCEU Batman doesn't mind getting some blood on his hands then the Joker should already be six feet under.
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TARS set the meme level to 80%
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>>80142746
Now take it down a notch
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>>80142746
Tars bump the wheat percent to 100%
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>>80142746
Shut down wheat and wheat related production
itt: franchises that deserved better
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>>80142713
You first, OP.
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I was hyped to see this receive a Harry Potter level of cinema, but just as with the Alex Rider movie, they decided to go for schlock instead of new classic.
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>>80144544
Chris Columbus didn't want to work after with kids after doing Harry Potter, and it's obvious the people working on the films didn't care about the series.
Though there was a teaser trailer released way before the movie came out that showed a more accurate movie.
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What are some good movies with autistic main characters?
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thinn breasts are prettier
no i'm not gay
i just don't like fat pigs
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My Movie Desu
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Drive
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Anyone else get some great terminator 2 vibes when x24 and logan fought for the first time ?
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>>80142625
Them staring at each other game me the chills when x24 came down the stairs
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I also got Terminator 2 feels during the car chase at the Mexican hideout.
Its a shame the gate cgi was so bad, because otherwise that was a pretty damn good scene.
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>>80142625
When the camera first zoomed into x24s face and the entire screen was taken by his pissed off mug with a buzz cut and and mustacheless flaring beard, i thought he was a muslim that broke into the house.
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Should Data be allowed to vote?
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>>80142616
Good question. Good thread subject.
Too bad /tv/can't get hooked by a thread with intelligent quandaries. More memes and other stupid bullshit necessary. If you want a decent discussion you've come to the wrong place. They are idiots here. Ducking idiots.No wonder this thread has yet to receive even ONE fucking response.
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Is he considered a citizen of the Federation? Then yes.
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>>80142616
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin
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Just watched the entire Firefly series and Serenity back to back. Suffice to say; it's bloody brilliant and if you haven't seen them yet you've been missing out of something truly fantastic.
Why the fuck haven't they made more?
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It's over. Forget about it.
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>cowboys in space
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>>80142483
>It's over
Quite possibly, but a sequel or reboot isn't too far fetched.
>Forget about it
Impossible.
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And I think Baneposting was planned from the very beginning. It can't be other way. We've been in over our heads for so long.
Let me explain.
>BIG GUY
So haha yeah Bane right? We know that the guy's big
>BIG = GUY
Numerically
>816=6UY
Divide by the 6 to simplify it
>136=UY
Y? Where does Y come from?
>Tom Hardy is the only actor in the movie with a Y in his name, apart from Anne Hathaway and some minor nobody extras in the post-credits sequence. Hardy is also the Big Guy himself. It makes sense to propose that Y=Tom Hardy
So what about Tom Hardy? What numerical significance does he have?
>Tom Hardy is 39 years old
But TDKR was released in 2012
>When Tom Hardy was 34 years old
>So at the time, Y=34
>136=UY
>136=U34
136 is fully divisible by 34. Can you guess how many times?
Four.
>4=U
>BIG=GUY
>4=U
THE FIRE DOESN'T RISE YOU FOOLS
WE'RE ALREADY BURNING
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>>80142365
For you
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holy shit
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>>80142365
This is why I come here. Thank you
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You're the only man that's ever touched me.
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Why is 50 cent in a movie?
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yum
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>again