>*FAKE LAUGHS*
Remind me again why he is the top late night show host?
>>82848658
Being at the right place at the right time.
I thought Colbert had unseated him
>>82848658
he was supposed to be on 30 Rock as Josh, but Justin Timberlake introduced him to the three jews that run media and he sucked a good cock and got late night tv instead
How come so many of them ended up as Sergeants? I mean, isn't there a limit to how many sergeants you can have in one company?
>>82848238
>How come so many of them ended up as Sergeants?
Because all the other ones died and they got field promotions because they were good/lucky enough to survive.
klingon promotions
Lowest ranking man in SF was a Sgt. Or used to be anyway. Presumably the same now.
Why on earth no one told me about this show?
JLH on lingerie doing massage shit? are you kidding me??
>>82847817
Wow that's a lot of photoshop
>>82847817
nigga you better not be joking
i watched the tv movie of this and it had kacey rohl in it and i got a big boner watching her
>Speaking on a condition of anonymity, [our source] said that in the 17 months between the start of principal photography and the final cut arriving in theaters in November that the film will have essentially been 'remade...twice.'
>They refused to offer any further details, but they said that Warner Bros. is really putting everything it has into overhauling the movie. Apparently, they didn't like what they were seeing and so the film has had a lot of work put into trying to make it better while on its way towards its November 2017 release.
https://www.moviefone.com/2017/05/16/justice-league-being-remade-twice-after-significant-reshoots-rumor/
Snyder and Warner Brothers ruin everything.
>>82847536
>[[[[our source]]]]
>>82847536
Gee, I can't imagine things going wrong.
Have faith in Snyder, he hasn't let us down yet.
>Ted Bundy move coming
>Dammer movie coming
Which will be better?
SKCU when?
>>82846997
>Which will be better?
depends on who is the better method actor
My Friend Dahmer is based on solid 10/10 material, so it might be serialkino.
>"""super""" man
>>82846692
>having this much autism
It's a sad unavoidable part of being a guy
>tfw balding at 21
>tfw my hairline is like that but lower
Am I going to make it?
Alright lets real talk for a second about what happened to Iris. This show is clearly just taking the most obvious route possible bc Barry is Savitar. So this show brings back the explanation of the HR disquise device, uses it the same episode, HR talks about how he wishes he could do something for the team, and HR needs to be replaced bc a new season is starting.
So HR transformed into Iris to trick Savitar. The only thing that's wrong with this is that CW doesn't care about the plotholes and neither should you... cause this shit is what we gettin
Iris gets stabbed in the back but as she is breathing her last breath, a smile appears on her face, she changes into HR. "You thought you had her, didn't you?" As he gains a second wind with a BOP and a BANG. HR IS beating savitar with his almighty drumsticks. Savitar can't take the newly formed Meta, powered on coffee. As HR is brutally beating savitar to death, Barry tries to stop him from killing but he hits Barry too. HR can't be stopped. Season 4 revolves around trying to stop HR' s coffee fueled Rage
>>82846314
>stealing a post from reddit
Sad! If that was you who posted it there then even worse because you're bonafide redditor cancer
>barry gets to fuck what is ostensibly his own sister
>every female oliver has ever known has been a cunt except thea
>no one knows him like she does
>no one loves him like she does
>he can truly be himself around her
>he will always protect her
>but he's not allowed to bang her
>even the actors have tons of chemistry with one another
How is this fair? Let the best couple get together!
What can we do, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs
>>82846190
The UNJUSTING has already started. The fire rises
>>82846277
proofs?
Texas Rising would've been a bigger hit if our threads werent randomly being deleted.
>Directed by Joe & Anthony Russo ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Written by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Cinematography by Trent Opaloch ("Captain America: Civil War").
>Score by Alan Silvestri ("The Avengers").
>Jon Favreau ("Iron Man") and James Gunn ("Guardians of the Galaxy") as executive producers and creative consultants.
>Plot centers on the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy joining forces to prevent Thanos from assembling the Infinity Stones to conquer the Universe.
>Featured characters include Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, Mantis, Nebula, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, Winter Soldier, Falcon, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Wong, Valkyrie, Loki, the Collector, the Black Order and Thanos, among others.
>Peter Dinklage has been cast in an undisclosed pivotal role in the movie.
>Reported budget of roughly $500 million.
>Release date May 4, 2018.
>Standalone movie that also leads to the sequel slated for May 3, 2019.
>Set one year after CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. The Avengers are fractured and have gone separated ways. Steve Rogers has abandoned the identity of Captain America and is searching for his place in the world, while Tony Stark has isolated himself from the world and is obsessively preparing Earth's defenses against Thanos. The movie revolves around them putting their differences aside and rebuilding the Avengers.
>Set four years after GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2. The team is older and more experienced, and they don't get along with the Avengers at first. They'll be supporting characters and mostly provide comic relief. Groot will have reached adulthood.
>The two groups come together when Thanos deploys his army to retrieve the Infinity Stones scattered throughout the cosmos. They are led by the Black Order, a cabal of cybernetically-enhanced intergalactic assassins led by Corvus Glaive (Terry Notary).
>Thanos is enamorated by the embodiment of Death and plans to use the Infinity Stones to rebuild the universe in her honor. He can be viewed as the main character of the movie.
>Thor, Scarlet Witch, Winter Soldier, Nebula and Loki will have major roles in the movie alongside Rogers and Stark. Thor is hellbent on stopping Thanos after the events of THOR: RAGNAROK; Scarlet Witch has "personal stakes" in the mission and is the only one powerful enough to challenge Thanos; Winter Soldier will be seeking redemption and undergo a "heroic transformation"; Nebula will keep seeking revenge against Thanos; and Loki will be acting as Thanos' advisor in the war while pursuing an agenda of his own.
>The movie will be built upon character interactions. Notable ones include Rogers and Stark's strained friendship; Stark's friendships with Doctor Strange and Spider-Man; Rogers' friendships with Winter Soldier and Black Widow; and the romances between Black Widow & Hulk and Scarlet Witch & Vision, plus the interactions between the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy.
>Yondu Udonta, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Secretary Thaddeus Ross and Betty Ross are rumored to make appearances in the movie.
>Numerous alien worlds and environments will be featured in the movie.
>There'll be scenes featuring Wakanda.
>Scarlet Witch and Vision filmed scenes where they are attacked by Corvus Glaive and his mistress Proxima Midnight, sent to retrieve the Mind Stone, during a romantic meeting in Scotland . They also filmed scenes featuring the Vision in human form and without the Mind Stone.
>Thor, Valkyrie, Iron Man, Nick Fury and Rocket filmed scenes in Asgard, namely at the temple featured in Thor's vision from AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.
>Iron Man, Spider-Man, Star-Lord, Hawkeye and Falcon, among others, filmed scenes in an alien wasteland similar to the one from Stark's vision in AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.
>>82845819
>>Directed by Joe & Anthony Russo ("Captain America: Civil War").
>>Written by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely ("Captain America: Civil War").
>>Cinematography by Trent Opaloch ("Captain America: Civil War").
i can't wait!
So I your son at the pool, kid's got some penis.
>>82845432
>I your son at the pool
Is this missing a word or two somewhere?
DR DAVID I'M CIA
FUCK
HUGGGHHHHHHH
>>82845209
those poop-colored eyes
the noland curse
>>82845249
post your eyes bb
Alien - 10/10
Aliens - 9.5/10
Alien 3 (assembly cut) - 7.5/10
Prometheus - 7/10
Alien 3 (theatrical cut) - 6/10
Alien: Resurrection - 4/10
Alien vs. Predator - 3/10
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem - 1.5/10
I haven't seen Covenant.
>>82844691
ALIEN - 10/10
Aliens - 7.5/10
Alien 3 (Assembly cut) - 7/10
Alien Covenant - 6.5/10
Prometheus - 6/10
Alien 3 -5,5/10
Alien vs Predator - 4/10
Alien: Shitsurection - 3/10
Alien vs Predator 2: Requiem - shit/10
>>82844691
OFFICAL UNBIASED ALIEN RANKINGS
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien 3
5. Alien Covenant
6. Alien: Resurection
The AVP films are actually part of the Predator series.
unpopular but true belief here:
Alien - 10/10
AVPR - 10/10
Aliens - 8/10
AVP - 7/10
Prometheus - 6/10
Alien 3 - 5/10
Alien Resurrection - 1/10
Anyone gonna see this (((hit))) Sony film?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_nfdzMhmrA
>>82843963
Will it be kino?
>>82843963
>Want to get mad
>Realize Popeye's cancellation led to Genndy making Kinorai Jack season 5 with his leftover time
>Realize this movie will simply perpetuate Sony's ever ongoing downward spiral
All smiles here
>>82843963
It will be absolute shit and everyone will say it's shit, so /tv/ will start saying it's actually a masterpiece with an anti-liberal message
What does /tv/ think of current Jlaw?
>>82843632
reddit: the actress
She is obnoxious and her ability is overrated
>>82843632
I want her to mock me for being a manlet and being a proponent of MRA
>Action Orson, please.
VINTAGE
DATED
>>82842993
MWAHHHHHHHHH THEFRENCH
jussDOenethiNG?