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>he hasn't seen Swingers

I'd molest that young Elijah Wood.

>dat young billy bob
hhnngg

>>79746204
Knew enough to skip GirlBusters

>>79746204
And you do, right OP?

>Doesn't know jack shit about videya gamin'
>Considers himself a cinema buff
>favorite movies are the mummy meets frankenstein's monster in dracula's castle 2.

Fuck you James, you're worse then the tards on this board.

>>79746162
>hairy poopoo
>>>/2000s/

>>79746162
1.) Got saddled with an orphan and a note saying "take care of this kid because people will try to kill him."
2.) Petunia was insanely jealous of Lily for getting into Hogwarts, so she hated everything to do with magic, and the fact that Lily and James were rich AF without having actual jobs.
3.) Lily got handsome, rich, generally awesome James while Petunia got a fat drill salesman. Pissed her off somewhat.
4.) Harry was a Horcrux which made everyone around him subconsciously act like an asshole, without some kind of magical protection. (Hence why everyone was nicer to him around Hogwarts/Diagon Alley.)

Still, I hope Harry made them eventually realize that he had them dead to rights on 16 years of child abuse and neglect.

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They were inconvenienced by being in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79746131
it's 2017 bruh, furry stigma only still exists in your mind if you've been living under a rock

>>79746131
>>79746423
Between Sing and Zootopia, I fully expect the stigma to be gone for the younger generations
The only reason the stigma is so bad is because of furries' overtness. Most healthy men can admit to themselves to having found Lola Bunny, for example, attractive. But that doesn't mean that I want to don a fursuit and fuck some hamplanet in an unwashed rabbit fursuit

>>79746534
this

well made and entertaining

but complete bullshit

>>79746133
Truly insightful post there, faggot.

>>79746208
I don't want to sound like a MGTOW, but the movie was blue pill and a complete fantasy

this movie was garbage

>>79746071
>underappreciated
every 16yo hipster with a tumblr has watched gummo

it's fucking trash too

>>79746071
That movie just made me uncomfortable and a little ill to my stomach.

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>>79746059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PfjYuEd67Y

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>Be 11/10 maxim model pretty teen girl with jugs that makes any straight man dizzy
>no one tries to have their way with her

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>24: Legacy

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>and your hamster

>and your bune

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>and your BLACKED password

>>79745801
How people can think this was not one of but the best movie in the series is beyond me.

>>79745857

It was a cold ending, that prettyboy wizard had only just died

>>79745631
Chuck's ____ & ____

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>and nobody replies

>>79745543
You are. That is some obvious shit.

>>79745543
how was that not obvious to you?

>>79745651
Well im not very clever. Being socially retarded doesn't help either.

Good morning cloister

>>79745410
shut up fag theres nothing artsy about naked kids u fuckin wierdo

>>79745434
Hi cats pretending to be american

Wouldn't somebody have seen him climbing the walls and standing and yelling to himself there? What about the guy who was supposed to pay him his money after he beat bonesaw? Why didn't these people speak up immediately after spiderman hit the mainstream?

>>79745351
autism

>>79745386
D'oh, meant to quote >>79745351

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>>79745303
Yeah, that's what it is.

>>79745303
well, let's think about it.

how do you form an opinion about a movie? clearly be reading someone's else review.

old-school critics who type out written reviews are not cool, because READING, YUCK, amirite?

what's left? the most popular youtube idiot

How can you bash the world's greatest hacker like that? Neil's films are carefully crafted down to a tee, you literally find something new with every re-watch

>>79745127
talk about giving money to the jews...

>>79745127

>Needing a timestamp

Why would anyone challenge you on this? Do you really think someone is going to call you out and say "Hey man that's not really your copy!"

>>79745182
I'm with you, but there's a lot of idiots in this place.