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Is anyone else shitting themselves in excitement? Or is it just me?
I'm so happy to finally see the Alien franchise return to it's horror roots. 1979's Alien is one of my favorite films of all time. I saw it at the tender age of 9 and it scarred me for life. I'm in my mid 20's and I still can't sleep without a blanket wrapped around my head at night because of it (srs). I saw Jaws when I was 6 and it didn't bother me one bit; but I had never seen anything as disturbing and shocking as that film. I loved every bit of it though. I enjoyed the sequel as well, but it didn't fulfill my desire to be scared like the first. The 3rd and 4th were embarrassments. I'm not even going to acknowledge the AvP movies or the comic book universe either. What a heaping pile of cow shit that all is.
But Alien is a gem. The greatest horror movie to exist in my opinion. And I'm happy to see Mr. Scott back at work on the legend he built.
So /tv/ ... who's seeing this friday? Are you afraid it'll be a trainwreck? Discuss.
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It's out right now in the cinemas here.
Thursday night though so I don't wanna go see it on my own.
I'll wait till monday when it's empty.
Yes I'm excited for this
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What kind of retcon do you want senpai?
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>>82625783
What the hell is going on in this movie? Transformers were there during every human conflict or some shit?
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>>82625783
Just fuck my shit up.
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>>82625783
>the transformers sided with Hitler
More proof that he literally did nothing wrong
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Will this be the best movie of 2017 2017-05-11 05:54:57 Post No.82625733
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Will this be the best movie of 2017
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This woman is amazing. Name a bad movie she has been in? protip: you can't
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>muh swearing
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>>82625820
she ruined fargo
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The brit National Enquirer said Wonder Woman is the best superhero movie of the year (according to Warner because the Daily Star didn't actually publish this review as of yet)
MARVEL ON SUICIDE WATCH
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she's not my wonder woman
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>>82625588
And test screenings said BvS was the greatest thing to hit cinema. We all know how these things turn out.
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I highly doubt that. And I'm a DCfag.
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Got any.... WOOD?
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>>82625367
He has one eyeball
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>>82625367
Why did uncle joey live in the basement?
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>>82625404
I'm Popeye! Ahh-guh-guh-guh!
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hey /tv/, my first time on this board. I browsed and saw no Netflix thread? I need some recommendations. I like Amelie and Clerks. really just anything really good annnnnd go?
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>>82625147
Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories
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>>82625147
>Netflix
>movies
Maybe 5 years ago.
>annnnnd go?
Pls kys
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lockup: women behind bars
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Hi, I'm Michael Haneke. I am a director of such subversive and thought-provoking cinemas as Cachay and Funny Games. I have a severe hatred for modernity, and the West in general. I think white, upper-class Europeans need to take a step back and examine their choices, realizing how everything they do effects others across the world. Romanian people, Somalian people, I could go on. I have an upcoming film called "Happy End" which will examine the microagressions leveled by upper-class French to the migrants, who are on the receiving end of such indignities on a daily basis. My magnum opus is The White Ribbon, a chilling work of critical theory which posits the rise of German fascism was a result of evil puritanical Christians. I hate Christians, almost as much as I hate Europeans. And modernity. And the Western hemisphere. #RefugeesAreWelcomeHere
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>tfw trying to go to Vienna film academy but only twenty students are taken in each year
Hold me, lads.
Also haneke isn't too bad. Didn't like amour though.
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>>82625077
>I have no ability to critically examine why his messaging is wrong other than to conflate his views with sjw tumblrcucks even though he obviously isn't one lol #MAGA
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>>82625077
>it's the guy from the Amour thread
let it go my man
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Look, children, a falling star.
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>>82625046
Eddie Murphy is STILL pissed about that. Wouldn't even do any comedy at that huge SNL anniversary awhile back.
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>>82625046
Is that alexis texas?
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>>82625109
No. David Spade you fucking buffoon.
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Do you miss me?
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>>82625003
In your pants.
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>>82625003
Uhh WHO?
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>>82625003
Careful Icarus
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about to watch this. am I wasting my time? 2017-05-11 05:19:20 Post No.82624961
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about to watch this. am I wasting my time?
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Don't flick in the woods? Like women shouldn't masturbate?
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>>82624961
Yes, it's horrible.
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>>82624989
are you seriously that autistic?
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>Hey, you ever wanted to see Lucy's tits?
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>hurr let's ruin all purity
Just so you know, I dropped this show
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>>82624995
>Lucille Ball
>pure
lolwut
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>>82625024
Show me Lucy's tits, then. QED
We Kreia now?
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>>82624538
This whole gray shit is just a false flag to get the fans who knew the Farce Engorges was derivative and a childish slideshow back on board. Screen cap this, the Last Jedi will not be as self-aware or self-critical as Kreia and will not actually analyze the light/dark dichotomy as she did, it'll just be another trash rip off of the OT and forgotten when the next corporate shit dropped on our foreheads comes out.
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>>82624614
I know you're right, but I don't want you to be.
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If Howard sucks now, who should I listen to?
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chael sonnen
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The Alc Right Rises
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>>82624429
Red Bar Radio is the only show that comes close to providing the provocative but not edgy sense of humor classic Stern used to give me. O&A and TACS are both ass, and most modern podcasts suck dick, but RBR is the only one I return to year after year.
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What are some notable examples of non-Americans trying and failing to do American accents?
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All of them. I can tell every time, even though it's a meme that it's easy for the commonwealth hordes to pass.
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>>82624344
B-but tdk has no flaws
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>>82624362
Hugh Laurie nailed it, and Idris Elba, and Christian Bale, (except in Public Enemies).
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Is Luke Skywalker circumcised?
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>>82624114
As God wasn't born yet, probably no. Though it is possible convergent evolution, social evolution in this case, would reproduce it as a cultural norm among some humans because less stinkydick.
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Quality thread, /tv/ at its absolute pinnacle
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>>82624114
Why would he be? It's only normal in Jewish communities (or America, due to Kellogg).