>DUDE OPEN BORDERS LMAO
>>81570925
>shitskins ruin earth
>decent white people flee to a space colony with their master-race IQ and inventiveness
>space colony is a literal paradise
>white cuck opens the gates to the shitskin hordes
>Elysium is ruined
What was the moral of the story?
>>81570925
could have been a good movie except for the "evil free-market corporashuns" bullshit
a magical machine that can cure any disease and will run on a spaceship's battery pack is jealously hoarded? for what purpose, beyond "look how evil they are, those elite fucks"
incredibly contemptuous and shallow, otherwise it was intriguing as a film and had a unique take on the exoskeleton.
>>81570954
>whites ruin earth
>whites flee to a space colony with their stolen resources and ""inventiveness""
>space colony is a literal paradise since they literally robed everyone and are wealthy af
>only decent white opens the gates to the hordes of people in dire need (a situation theyre in directly correlated to the pigskin's greed)
>Elysium is ruined (???)
kys
Be honest /tv/. Let's put Marvel aside for a second. Are you really happy with the how the DCeU turned out? Do two middling movies that "look nice", and one of the worst movies of all time (Suicide Squad) really do these characters justice (no pun intended)?
Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge that these movies have serious problems?
you have to go back
>>81570470
acknowledging flaws is the first step towards admitting inferiority so brandwarring retards can't do it
>We will never get a true to form Justice League movie
>For the next ten years we'll have the fucked Snyderverse until the film bubble explodes
Press conference for the movie selection in 20min !
>>81570182
Forgot the link :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y493f5vKJPY&feature=share
>>81570182
It's starting
>>81570182
dailymotion's got the translated https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5gliqe_press-conference-festival-de-cannes-2017-live-april-13th-2017-at-11-00am_shortfilms
is nobody on 4chan interested in film?
>anti-semite
>>81570117
what did the large nosed Coen brothers mean by that?
>>81570117
>Jews are semitic
I laugh every time.
>>81570177
Walter is a cuck for continuing to practice the religion of his ex-wife, a person who longer cares about him. He also represents the unhinged American alpha, wreaking havoc across L.A.
If this means anything it's the Coen brothers pointing out that Americans are fighting for the interests of people who don't care about them, i.e. their ex-wives, feminists, Jews, their boss, etc.
what does this sign say
i want you to be my pusy slave
"DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"
>>81570026
your penis is too small
DISQUALIFIED
I just had the horror of seeing this today. Apparently this person is from a tv show?
What the actual FUCK am I looking at? Is it even human?
can i get a quick rundown?
I guess if someone who had never seen a woman (or human being in general) was told to draw one only from description it might look something like that
>>81569789
This is beyond a rundown.
This is a full militarized documentation.
Can somebody explain me why people hate this scene so much!?
I did not think Batman V superman was something special, just as good as the average super-hero film, disn't deserve all the shit it had, though. Anyway, I actually think this was a clever scene. I mean, it was just a coincidence, but it allowed Batman not to kill Superman right on spot, and allowed him to hear what Superman wanted to explain, which was that his mother was in danger, this was a ruse by Luthor, and they needed to unite against him to save Martha.
Why so much hate?
>>81569708
Because in the age of quips and memes, everything gets mocked and dissected until it becomes meaningless.
No u!
>>81569708
Because Superman could have easily explained from the start the current predicament with his mom and Luthor instead of engaging Batman in a fight. It makes no logical for Superman to blatantly play into Luthor's hands by fighting Batman when a simple explanation would've brought them to an understanding. Also, Batman was completely out of character to switch from homicidal rage just because Superman started mumbling his mom's name and some strange woman runs up to explain.
But no, the movie entitled Batman v Superman needed a fight between its titular characters and this abortion of a conflict resolution was the end result.
Well?
>>81569538
not fkn fury that's for sure
>inb4 muh konigstiger
Bump for interest, I don't watch many war movies.
some low budget russian kino about a ghost tank was better than this shit
What's her endgame?
>>81569309
mating with Barron to create the True God Emperor Autist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCdV20zLMs
>8:04
>big bird
>for me
>hehehe
>big guy
https://u.nya.is/zbutrq.webm
After /tv/'s recommendation I tried watching Rick and Morty, and I just...I just feel wrong. It's pretty offensive to hear Rick say shit like "God isn't real" and "Fuck religion" every other line, but it's okay because he makes an unfunny joke about Sassafrass sauce or talks about taking dumps on the floor when he isn't telling the viewers that God doesn't exist. Should I continue watching? Does this ever stop?
>>81568985
it never stops
every frame of every episode
"god isn't real"
it never ends
>getting offended because a cartoon character doesn't believe in a God
Never.
Every frame is specifically crafted to make you understand that G*d is not real to them.
What does /tv/ think of The Mist trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kya_uqiSQOY
>>81568522
Kind of disappointed. I didn't here about it before some other thread /tv/, so i didn't know it was from spike. I would have had lower expectations to begin with if I had.
>>81568522
Hoping it has an actually good ending unlike the movie.
>>81568522
Think it looks pretty cool. I was thinking about watching the The Mist (2007) but heard mixed reviews about it
You can pin point the exact moment the Oscar desperation sets in.
I WANT MILKY NOOOOOW!!!!!
>>81568342
fake news
nobody won an oscar for capeshit
>>81568520
>who is Heath Ledger
>tiny phallic shaped freighter destroys two massive battleships by pulling a Patrick and pushing them into each other
>heroic music and fanfare plays as dudes are shown freaking out and dying horrible deaths on board
Holy fuck. People actually defend this ultimate franchise bedshitting?
Even though it was dumb, that was practically the only good part of the movie
I just love space so much though.
hard sci fi with spaceship battles can come around any day now
>>81568328
Something tells me we won't be seeing much more of that from the House of Mouse.
Sometimes it's fun to see big things blow up.
When will Hollywood portray an accurate depiction of ancient Egyptians?
Stop this meme.
As soon as McDonald's has a sauce ready to promote it.
>>81568057
Ancient Egyptians weren't Black though. They were probably closer looking to indians than they were blacks.
Will I enjoy this show even if I'm a Christian?
>>81567926
No because it isn't fucking funny.
Seeing as Christians have a great sense of humor, I don't see why not!
IT'S TIME TO GET SCHWIFTY