Thanks a lot you fuckers.
>saw Logan this morning
>trailers are playing
>this comes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEP1Mk6Un98
>THIS IS OUR LAST STAND
>AND IF WE LOSE
>IT WILL BE
>A PLANET OF APES
>start losing my shit and everyone turns around to look at me
All those threads of AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME...I HAVE FINALLY BECOME...[MOVIE TITLE] finally got to me.
Same.
I am hype for it though.
Finally...after all of this time...we have become...The Planet of the Apes™
what's it like showing your power level?
>"Max Landis is such a fucking hack. Any idiot could write a better script than him."
"Oh, okay anon, do you have a script?"
>"Uh...I never claimed to be a screenwriter, so it's different. I can't be held to the same standard..."
"So... you're saying Max Landis is a better writer than you?"
"N...No, I...FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEE!" (Runs back to his mom's basement to talk shit anonymously online where it's safe)
do you think it's weird for him knowing that he wouldn't have any semblance of a career if not for his child murdering father?
>>80342967
Hey Max
>>80342967
>CAN YOU WRITE A SCRIPT!!?!?
Is that really the best defense for his bad movies?
I knew there was something wrong with this little faggot. hes a fucking wrestling fan.
literally one of his most viewed videos in the past few years was ABOUT wrestling.
I can't even imagine how dense you are.
>>80342979
>defending the son of a murderer
Neck yourself.
>>80342938
what's worse? Enjoying stupid entertainment, or getting triggered to the point of bitching on 4chan?
Post essential "Fuck you, I liked it" kino. I'll start.
Wow. You know what? Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys hard. I try to have a genuine conversations about movies, and this is what I get? Nothing? Go on to your constant BLACKED threads and pedophilia generals. What a fucking idiot I am for assuming that we could talk movies on a board about fucking movies. I'm done with you all. I'm done with this board. I'm done with this site. Whenever we try to have rational discourse, it's ruined by the /pol/tards and porn posters on this board. This board has been shit for years now, and I guess I'm at fault for trying to change it. Fucking hell.
Hahaha! Fighter of the Dayman. Hahaha! Master of the Moon.
>>80342779
Jaws 2 is fun as hell. Basically a well made slasher movie.
Is she perfect example of shitty actress getting free pass just because she's pretty?
>pretty
Come again? Without the makeup, expensive clothes and jewellery she's mediocre at best. There are plenty of genuinely beautiful women out there worth paying attention to.
>>80342883
emma is literally a 10/10
>>80342883
>implying she wasn't cute as hell in every HP movie
YES YOU FUCKING DO. YOU GO OUT IN THE PUBLIC AND IT'S A FUCKING EMMBARRASSMENT TO ME. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BITCH IN HEAT AND IF YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS, IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT, ALRIGHT? BECAUSE YOU PROVOKED IT. YOU ARE PROVOCATIVELY DRESSED ALL THE TIME, WITH YOUR FAKE BOOBS, YOU FEEL YOU HAVE TO SHOW OFF IN TIGHT OUTFITS AND TIGHT PANTS, WHERE YOU CAN SEE YOUR PUSSY FROM BEHIND. AND THAT GREEN THING TODAY WAS ENOUGH! THAT'S PROVOCATIVE, OK? I'M TELLING YOU, I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T WANT THAT WOMAN. I DON'T WANT YOU! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE! I JUST DON'T TRUST YOU, I DON'T LOVE YOU. I DON'T WANT YOU, OK?!
religious nut
Literally nothing wrong
>>80342337
YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE AND BLOOWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>asshole gym teacher turned post-apocalyptic overlord
>has a baseball bat named after his dead wife that he uses to bash in people's heads
>killed two major characters in just his introduction
>mentally destroyed Rick
>strangely lovable despite his horrific actions
>cucks his own men
>triggers numales and tumblr fatties
is he the greatest villain in all of television?
>>80342278
He definitely gets my upvote. So do you good sir.
>>80342278
he's already a classic
>>80342278
no because he's a retard who killed a doctor
you don't kill the doctors in an apocalypse
did this scene happen in the comics?
What are the best Car-crash-kino?
>tfw scared of watching Noé's edgekino and getting too triggered by the imagery
>muh slavery
when did you realise pirates were SJWs?
Dropped it instantly
>>80342207
>Pirates
>People who love freedom more than anything
>Not hating anything that restricts freedom
>>80342207
The only one who is anti-slavery is the shitskin ex slave. No one else cares.
Post-irony and shock humor. Pic related.
lol
I liked World Peace, but I don't find MDE videos particularly funny. Sucks it was canceled, but life goes on.
>>80342164
>Post-irony and shock humor.
same. pic related.
Which is best Chris?
>>80342189
/thread
>>80342161
>those shitty non-existent shoulders
Does memelord even lift?
What are the best movies meant for the intelligent audience?
>>80342135
batman v superman
suicide squad
>>80342135
literally Stalker by Tarkovsky
no one with a IQ under 120 likes this kino
>Dr Pavel I'm Jewish
>>80342071
ahh
you don't get to bring goys
You're a big kike
>>80342071
>"You're a big goy"
>"For Jew"
*blocks your path*
*hurts my eyes*
SCREENCAPS ARE HARD
>>80342044
*blocks her anus with my dong*
Ask a guy who met /ourguy/(?) Malick, and Goose, Rooney LEGO, The Fass, and that guy that took twelve years to make a mediocre movie, the other day anything. I saw the new Malick movie too, but we don't talk about films here so you probably don't care.
I'll start the thread with a little trivia: Malick told me the original cut of the movie was eight hours long. Seriously.
>>80342013
that's all info that can be found online
but I'll bite
how was the movie? closer to tree of life or knight of cups? how's the soundtrack?
Who is more our guy, The Goose or Malick?
>>80342013
did he talk about why he started making movies faster after tree of life?