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2017-05-05 04:21:44 Post No.82400654
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:21:44 Post No. 82400654 [Report] [View this topic]

The fix is in. The checks have cleared. The chips are down

Wonder Woman is the latest target of Disney and their entertainment outlet stooges.

"Wonder Woman doesnt embrace body positivity!"

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:27:59 Post No.82400794
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:27:59 Post No.82400794 [Report]

Yea wonder woman should be 400 lbs and represent the classically attractive female figure

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:32:14 Post No.82400887
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:32:14 Post No.82400887 [Report]

>get $5 towards a movie ticket
wow what a deal

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:38:21 Post No.82401000
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>>82400654
>Think Thin
Wat

Anonymous
2017-05-05 04:19:32 Post No.82400602
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:19:32 Post No. 82400602 [Report] [View this topic]

>Main villain of the Marvel cinematic universe is some bodybuilder grape
Hahahahaha

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:26:37 Post No.82400770
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>>82400602

TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:28:11 Post No.82400798
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:28:11 Post No.82400798 [Report]

I thought he was a super-smart Hulk from the future

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:29:13 Post No.82400813
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:29:13 Post No.82400813 [Report]

>main villain of the mcu is a literal cuck

was it, dare I say it, capekino?

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2017-05-05 04:17:26 Post No.82400556
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:17:26 Post No. 82400556 [Report] [View this topic]

>And the Lord said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother?

> And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

Pretty kino 2bh. Is there a definitive adaptation of this?

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:19:00 Post No.82400591
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>>82400556
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

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>>82400556
Step Brothers

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>>82400556
I killed my brother

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:16:09 Post No. 82400533 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck was his problem?

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:28:34 Post No.82400802
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:28:34 Post No.82400802 [Report]

>RedditPajeet

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:30:14 Post No.82400836
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>>82400533
Literal non-meme autism

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:35:00 Post No.82400928
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>>82400533
He wanted to nail Annie, but was cock blocked by Jeff multiple times.

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2017-05-05 04:07:27 Post No.82400329
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:07:27 Post No. 82400329 [Report] [View this topic]

Theatrical or Director's Cut?

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:11:16 Post No.82400424
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>>82400329
Theatrical

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:48:14 Post No.82401207
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:48:14 Post No.82401207 [Report]

So is Prometheus worth watching or what?
Should I watch it before seeing covenant?

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:51:00 Post No.82401278
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>>82400329

Alien: Theatrical
Aliens: Director's Cut

>>82401207

>So is Prometheus worth watching or what?

nope

Anonymous
2017-05-05 04:06:29 Post No.82400305
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:06:29 Post No. 82400305 [Report] [View this topic]

>be newbie director
>create your first feature film
>accidentally create a masterpiece, a classic, or at least a really good film through the power of dumb luck
>end up proving your incompetence with almost every subsequent release
What directors, besides Shyamalan, fit this description?

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:08:07 Post No.82400345
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>>82400305
>What directors, besides Shyamalan, fit this description?

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Brick is fucking Kino

Looper is gay

New star wars looks pretty meh

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>>82400305
George Lucas. Although his masterpiece accidental masterpiece was his second film.

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2017-05-05 04:03:32 Post No.82400251
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:03:32 Post No. 82400251 [Report] [View this topic]

>A trick the size of a dead bird

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:04:38 Post No.82400274
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>>82400251
>The magician, had been throwing them away

>S-

>WELL because he thought it woz good spoht.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:06:40 Post No.82400310
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>>82400274
>master performer, I'm a big magician
>what's the next step in your master performance?
>crashing this performance with no one left undrowned in giant tanks of water

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the secret to the disappearing man is ~~a emerald the size of a child playing tangerine~~

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2017-05-05 03:56:20 Post No.82400114
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:56:20 Post No. 82400114 [Report] [View this topic]

WHOA
BACK IT UP
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:00:27 Post No.82400195
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>>82400114
I thought he was Irish. What's his last name?

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:02:44 Post No.82400239
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>>82400195
Costanza. His character is Italian and the actor is Jewish.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:03:38 Post No.82400255
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:03:38 Post No.82400255 [Report]

>Beep, beep, beep?

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2017-05-05 03:51:43 Post No.82400028
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:51:43 Post No. 82400028 [Report] [View this topic]

I give it credit for the effects but the story was pretty shit

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:01:19 Post No.82400210
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>>82400028
Personally I thought it was a solid 8. Really I haven't been disappointed by alot of recent smaller budgeted horror films.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:21:29 Post No.82400646
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>>82400028

Felt like parts of The Thing, HP Lovecraft, and Hellraiser 2 all mixed together. Not a bad flick.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:23:13 Post No.82400695
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>>82400210
>8
what do you consider a 10?

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2017-05-05 03:50:00 Post No.82399997
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:50:00 Post No. 82399997 [Report] [View this topic]

That episode when Andy murdered a drifter.

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:06:00 Post No.82400299
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I caught an episode once where barney was ted to a chair, and andy pulled a straight razor out of his boot to cut him free.

Shit was weird as fuck. Never found the episode again.

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:39:05 Post No.82401008
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>>82399997
Now you know why Mayberry was so peaceful...

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 05:02:25 Post No.82401501 [Report]

>the one where opie accidently shoots and kills a friend with andys gun like a typicsl american

lol

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:43:48 Post No. 82399862 [Report] [View this topic]

>rewatching Conan The Barbarian
>realize that if there was a direct remake of it nowadays (not counting the 2011 one) there'd be cheesy dialogue like this during the scene where Thulsa Doom kills Conan's mother
>"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONE DAY, I SWEAR IT!"
>"Heh, I look forward to it, kid...take him away.."

An operatic style action movie couldn't make it these days. Fury Road is a close exception with it's relative dialogue sparseness.

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>>82399862
people should be executed that are responsible for all these remakes in the past 10 years Fargo is the only exception

Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:59:42 Post No.82401450
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 04:59:42 Post No.82401450 [Report]

Arnold's conan is holy western masculinity.

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>>82401450
I expect to see it banned in a few years to be honest.

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:40:59 Post No. 82399803 [Report] [View this topic]

Addiction IS a disease.

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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:43:23 Post No.82399853
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Anonymous 2017-05-05 03:43:23 Post No.82399853 [Report]

no it isn't

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>>82399803
One of these commercials creeped me the fuck out, it abrubtly ended with some dude about to cry about the fact he wasn't getting help or something

Not as bad as the fuckin creepy ass above the influence commercials