Internet contest time! Okay, it's actually a personal army request...
I've got a film in an upcoming festival called "Deepest Cover." And there's a trailer contest going on right now. Most likes on YouTube wins $200. We've slipped into 3rd place. Please do what you can to put us over the top, take a few seconds and give us a thumbs up. Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKIVGbUKnes&index=16&list=PLiiLIYHYlF8yn7VaKAN-3jR6qe-RdDKBp
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i dont know who you are but i know that i hate you. i think im gonna spend the next couple hours figuring out who you are from this link you've provided and doing whatever i can to make you regret posting this thread
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looks like this keith langsdorf fellow is getting his email signed up to a bunch of new lists
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Cool. Just make sure you "like" the video along the way. Thank you for your support!
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Shes really getting on my nerves 2017-02-19 08:07:54 Post No.79581594
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Shes really getting on my nerves
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>>79581594
Why are you watching a show for teenage girls based off a comic for teenage girls?
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I dont know man that dont know
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why is this show not about Luke Perry, would be way better
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VANDELAY!
SAY VANDELAY!
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>>79581552
And you want to be my latex salesman...
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>tfw have to go to church in the morning
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>he is a nigger Jerry. he is a nigger.
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Just watched lion. What did /tv/ think of it?
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>>79581542
We'll okay then. I guess no one saw it
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>THE NEXT SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
>watch trailer
>drama revolves around some adopted indian kid searching for pictures of his home on Google Earth
>Rooney Mara as the token curry loving girlfriend which adds nothing to the plot except being an expository plot device
Nah, I'll pass
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i liked it
but the parts set in Australia were boring as shit
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What scenes did the LotR films do better than the books?
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>>79581520
the council of elrond is a lot cooler in the movie, they never really start arguing or anything, nor do they do the "and my bow, AND MY AX!" lines in the book, which are pure kino.
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>>79581587
I like to think the ring was subtly goading the council into fighting each other, tearing them apart even when they don't directly want it like Borimir.
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Minas Tirith
Ride of the Rohirrim
Council of Elrond
Grond
Last march of the ents
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ITT We cast the new Dune movie 2017-02-19 08:01:03 Post No.79581461
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ITT We cast the new Dune movie
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>>79581461
fuckit, i'll just watch Lynch again
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i want Alessandro Jodorowsky to play the part of Liet-Kynes. and i want them to really leave him out in the desert to die when they're filming it.
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>>79581703
hahahahahaha agreed
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Is this as bad as it looks?
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>>79581375
This is what happens when autism is unchained.
Its not good, but if you take acid while watching it like me the visuals are good and very tripy how bad it is... like you'll be asking yourself "wtf" during the whole thing.
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>>79581375
movie is a good example of the Channing Tatum rule:don't watch movies with him in it
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Mostly. There's a neat scene where they learn about taxes or some shit.
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why is famguy so celebratory toward pedofelia?
I'm stoned right now, forgive typos.
Its medicinal.
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cause Seth loves the joocy tots
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>>79581222
>the joocy tots
what did the gentleman with the trips mean my this?
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>>79581192
your laughter feeds the psychic vampires, op. I'm gonna need to step up your dimensional resonance a few notches and come on in for the big-win.
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Why is this so good? There are people doing way crazier stunts on the internet today that don't have half the appeal these guys did.
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>>79581005
You really had to see it in its time to appreciate how hilarious this film was when it first came out. I have never seen another comedic film elicit an audience reaction even remotely close to this one.
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>>113303308
it aired on tv/and or could be rented from a store and the internet was still barely accessible
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>>79581005
They have personality and didn't come across as wanting to be famous. Just a bunch of genuine guys being total fuckwits. That's what made it so great.
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Hey 4chan.
You remember the part from The Dark Knight Rises where they take Bane on an airplane? There's a conversation between Bane and the CIA agent there and it always struck me as very odd. It goes like this:
CIA agent:
"If I take that off, will you die?" (in reference to Bane's mask)
Bane:
"It would be extremely painful."
CIA agent:
"You're a big guy."
Bane:
"For you."
I always interpreted it as "I'm a big guy for you" - as in, Bane is turning the conversation around into pointing out that he has a big penis and is about to rape the CIA agent. I also always thought it's a very out of place, immature joke for an otherwise serious movie.
Recently though, a friend told me that what Bane actually means is "it would be extremely painful for you" - as in, taking Bane's mask off would be very painful for the CIA agent. This does make a lot more sense, but it sounds nothing like that in the movie, the pacing is completely off for that interpretation.
So what's your opinion?
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I want to fucking die.
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>>79580934
it was a shit scene in an otherwise piece of shit movie directed at man children who like to watch another man jump around in tights
kinda homo
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>>79580934
>a friend told me that what Bane actually means is "it would be extremely painful for you"
Holy shit. This actually kinda blew my mind.
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WB:
>So, Mel, how's the Suicide Squad script going?
Mel:
>Really, really great. I've got the Squad going up against the most inhuman, vile, and diabolical villain known to mankind!
WB:
>That's so great, Mel! Who's the villain?
Mel:
>The Jews!
WB:
>God dammit, Mel!
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That was not funny but I still laughed
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Mel Gibson's Jewicide Squad, starring the supervillain Sugar Tits.
To save the world, she must blow him before the jacuzzi.
How does one leave /tv/ and this site for good
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get arrested and go to jail
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jump off a bridge
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>>79580839
>>79580851
dubs decides which
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Why do so many people like this boring ass movie?
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III is underrated.
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because they didn't grow up with smartphones so they have a longer attention span than you
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>>79580831
COMMIT SUICIDE
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Does anyone else remember when hagrid spoiled the fact that Harry was ahorcuxin the very first HP movie
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Not many people know about this, I'm convinced jk had the scene removed...also bump
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i don't even remember what i did last week you fucking nerd /lit/ reject
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I don't know what any of that means because I'm not a child
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Does this show get better after the first episode /tv/?
So far its just a bunch of assholes flying around on a space RV being assholes to eachother, with low budget props.
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No, that's why it was canceled.
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It's a great show. You're a faggot.
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>>79580637
>So far its just a bunch of assholes flying around on a space RV being assholes to eachother, with low budget props.
/tv/ in Spaaaaaace...