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>>84027358
There's no point, Americans are deathly afraid of tits. As soon as the cleavage crack is on display any movie gets an automatic R Rating.

>>84027358
is Bollywood yes, she has had paki genes literally inside her, dripping out

>>84027358
>that fucking bong face

only roll she'll play is wicked witch of the cakestore

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The truck from Sorcerer

Looking good so far

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>>84040035
The Landmaster from Damnation Alley, one of the few films based on Roger Zelazny's works.

>While the film is fiction, the Landmaster vehicle is real. The real Landmaster is powered by a 390-cubic-inch (6.4 L) Ford industrial engine, and uses the rear-ends of two commercial trucks and an Allison automatic truck transmission. It features a fully functional, custom-built "tri-star" wheel arrangement, which could actually help it crawl over boulders. All 12 wheels are driven, but only 8 are normally in contact with the road surface at any one time.

>The vehicle was steered not by turning the front wheels, but by bending the middle section with hydraulic rams to effect a turn, similar to large construction equipment. The Landmaster's bodywork was made with 3⁄8-inch (1 cm) steel plating, which helped it tip the scales at over 10 tons. The design's strength allowed it to survive a 25-foot (7.6 m) jump during testing with no damage.

At the end of The Way Back.

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ending of cowboy bebop was the only thing to make me cry

>>84027271
When they kill Becket in SGA
I was a little kid when I saw Terminator 2, I cried when he melted

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>>84027246
Nah, he will be a very good fridge salesman

>>84027246
Jack Reacher was not a box office failure.

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>>84027246
>How do we save Based Mapother's career, bros?

Through the incredible power, joy, and societal bonds of Scientology.

The director made a bunch of retarded changes for no reason, basically the only good thing about it is the soundtrack.

>>84039678
SH1 > SH2 = SH3 > SH1 Movie > SH4 > SH Downpour > SH Homecoming > SH Origins > SH Revelations Movie

wiishit doesn't count

>>84039925
>SH1 > SH2
fuck off contrarian

>>84027150
Oh yay

another thread made by a 15 year old who fancies himself a wicked genius.

>>84027150
if thats the greatest film whats the greatest kino?

>>84027269

Bicentennial man

>>84027090
Are you his agent?

this nigger sucks

>>84027112
>implying agents browse /tv/

Next day at lunch, Brendan was sitting at same spot, alone as usual, staring at the cake again, but now is missing a slice. But this time there was emotion in his face, he was smiling. he looked calm, almost like he finally found peace. I felt good too seeing I made some poor soul feel better.
Suddenly I hear someone shout at Brendan ''Hey Brendan, isn't this your cake in the trash?'' The only voice I could hear come out from Brendan was ''W-what?'',
''Yea come and look!' the co-worker said' I saw Brendan walking over to the trash-can, looking confused, he looked down into the trash-can.
''Maybe someone hasn't told you this, but we don't throw fresh food into the can, it will only go sour and stink up the place, it already starting to smell, you need to change the trash-bag, and take the old one out of the lunch room'' the co-worker said and walked over to his friends at a table

Brendan didn't move from the spot he just stood there, the whole lunchbreak looking down into the trash can, I remember the cake said something ''Happy birthday Brendan, Wishing you all the best with your new job and career'' I remember the piece I cut out, the last word was visible in the piece. I also placed it gently into the can, rather than threw it. When I think about it, he must have looked down at trash, seeing a solid cake piece, with the word ''career'' on it.
Even when few people slipped past him and threw their garbage and fresh food left-overs into that same trash-can, he didn't move a muscle. I felt really bad but I had to go back to work. 5 Hours later I was calling for the day, But I forgot my jacket in the lunch room. I went inside and got my jacket and was on my way out, I saw something. It was Brendan he hadn't move from the spot, even 5 hours later, he was still standing there looking down into the trash-can where I had thrown the cake. I didn't know what to do so I just left. I never saw him again after that. This interview is the fist time I seen him since that day.

why couldn't you just eat the cake, anon?

>>84027130
American cake has too much icing, I don't know. I didn't want the goddamn cake.

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This is happening too often recently. They're keeping shitty movies alive now.

i love tom cruise

You can't. Just find a better way to spend your time.

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>>84026841
everybody just have a good time

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>>84038904
>Gay Poots

>>84038904
More nude scenes. She has cute boobies. Or pooties

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>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

>>84026786
Most Americans end up ugly/poor/drug-addled. Why would appearing on a sitcom as a child change that?

Which Nick stars ended up like that other than Drake and Amanda Bynes?

>>84026884
Kenan and Kel

why are you faking having a job to your roommates? do they really care?

>>84026681
>>go to library to spend the day reading because my housemates think I have a job
Excuse me?

>>84026706
>>84026711
Its generally frowned upon in share houses to be unemployed and home all day because you are perceived as staying home and using utilities while others work
And after being honest about looking for work during several inspections and never hearing back I decided to not saying about it and just let them assume
Heard back with them liking me and moved
So here I am

>>84026669
what happened next?

>>84026772
he turns Shaw into neomorph eggs

>>84026669
>it's meant to be simple
>but uses colors that a significant part of the population can't distinguish

Unless color blindness has been erased by then, that is.

>>84026547
higga jigga what?

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>>84026547
What the fuck? What propaganda are (((they))) trying to push here?

>>84026547
>have asian cast
>they dont set the story in the vietnam
fucking dumbasses