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john carpenter as director when?

>>78845372
inb4 someone unironically suggests del toro

>>78845345
Well, you already have Alien vs Predator 1

It's over, Batman! I have the high ground.

>>78845258
>Do you bleed?
>well actually i had a really strong cold the other day and my nose started bleeding, i'm such a nerd xD
>haha i ktf too

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>>78845368

The raid?

lawrence of arabia

define cast

"Whats up with all these niggers?"

seriously?

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>people are actually laughing

Stewart Lee is the only actual funny comedian

>>78845152
Why do you hate this movie so much?

>>78845152
>Her

>>78845152
I really don't know how you took that as the message from this film

>>78845099
hot garbage like every other

>never seen RE
>proceeds to watch the last film in the series

>>78845099
99.98% lab tested pure Kino
side effect may include minor migraines for watching over 50 cust a minute

The black guy from the weekend, the famous television and film actor.

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THEY CAN'T KEEP TAKING ALL OUR WOMEN BROS

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>BLACKED
>rehab twice
>starts dating guy that sings about cocaine right after rehab

Bieber won

why does she only date manlets?!?!

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>>78844749
Why is that sad, wojack?

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feel better anon

>>78844994
Holy fucking shit

gay frog sex with suits on

>>78844720
dumb frogposter

Mind if i save a copy of this image my friend?

THAT BANE WAS GONNA TROLL ME

>>78844505
That's Rocco Sifredi, you fool.

>>78844505
Nah that's the guy that just wants to fly

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Since every guy is a pathetic cuck it's easier to get laid nowadays.

you weren't supposed to agree with tony you conservatard

>>78844470
The writers were clearly sympathetic.

Series died once Columbus left.

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What difference does it make? They're all equally valid installments in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>78844241
this
He was the only one who came close to capturing the spirit of the books, even though he fucked it up quite a bit too, and for completely unnecessary reasons.

The movies were all clusterfuck, but Columbus at least tried.

It's a shame they never got to end it properly. From what it sounded like, the last episode would have been pretty good.

Earl is a grownup who doesn't hold grudges towards some guy for walking off with his skank girlfriend. You'll get there someday OP.

Crabman is rasing his child. The original definition of cuck.

the vikings did well on the trolling

>>78844139
the pacing has been atrocious this season
aethelwulf is the only character that feels real
the constant social messages being forced has gotten obnoxious

genuinely wonder why i still watch this show

>>78845496
Haven't seen part 2 of season 4 yet, but part 1 was REALLY fucking dull. It's like they wrote the content of a normal 10 episode season and spread it across 20.

Hell, I didn't even mind the occasional shieldmaiden in the first 3 seasons, but when Lagertha gets a whole army of shieldmaidens it was fucking ridiculous

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>>78844099
Watch The Young Pope instead

>>78844099
No it's better or at least it is still fresh
by Season 3 it will likely be GOT tier

>>78844099
interesting setting but they focus on red herrings and editing gimmicks instead

good for binge watching