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>>79366829
Lift myself off the seat and scratch it with one of my crab legs

don't go to the cineplebx

I sit their in agony wondering why I didn't wipe properly.

UK office: 4chan
US Office: reddit

>>79366750
US office: reddit
UK office: reddit

us office is big bang theory tier

they don't make teen movies any more, it has all moved to cable

>>79366638
Honestly, Dear White People.

>>79366638
None like these. All teen flicks nowadays are filled with tragedies and cynicism

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because they want people to watch the show

>>79366590
the only other black person I can think of was that nigger boyfriend that would beat Mandy Milkovich. oh and all the gangbangers that carl was working for.

because dumbass Mayonnaise-Americans wouldn't watch a show that had black folks on it

>>79366505
because they're talentless hacks

>>79366625
Look crocodile brain!

It's out!

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>>79366467
Yes. Rewatched the first two seasons recently. Still enjoyable.

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>>79366467

Remember when Melissa Joan Hart was cute?

>>79367622

Time is the great equalizer

>>79046514
She really is

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>>79046514

When does Netflix put up the next episode? How long do I habe to wait?

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>>79366442
Well, I am a stoned loser who has a really nice rug.

>>79366442
Not /tv/ but Alex Jones

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>>79366303
I didn't finish watching you because you were very underwhelming. HBO has a huge budget and this show has a talented cast. Too bad the writing was mediocre.

Scenes with Hopkins are
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>>79366446
This. I was hoping it'd be more of a prestige drama sort of thing but now it's mostly brainless fun. Trash tv.

>>79366071

The issue with Die Hard is the world building though

The first film works because its small scale, contained in one location and John is just an average guy stuck in a shitty situation

Then he becomes superman and everything gets bigger with more explosions

Ya vey is tha money Lebowski vee are German Nihilists ya

>>79366071
>"Asian Dawn?"
>I read about them in Time magazine.

>>79366067
See: pretty much every Best Picture winner

Any movie based in the middle east or Africa

>>79366122
Not EVERY Best Picture winner, anon. Lawrence of Arabia, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Silence of the Lambs, No Country for Old Men, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Rocky, American Beauty and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King are all great, memorable films.

Reserved seating has always been a thing. Just cause you and your fat autistic gf go to the movies once every 5 years to see a childrens movie doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking idiot who should have looked this stuff up ahead of time.

>>79366088
Nice try kiddo. They just finished remodeling the Regal near us, and this reserved seating is entirely new.

>>79366195
Maybe you didn't understand my post because your iq is in the single digits. Reserved seating has always been a thing despite the fact that your shit local one you go to because it's cheap as fuck and you're poor as hell didn't do it. Don't even fucking reply to me it's clear you don't know anything about anything and it's embarrassing to see your posts.

>>79365893
Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German
[unveils tattoo]
Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'.
Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
fucking classic

>>79365893
He's too distracted by his own massive ego.

>>79365893
he's actually not particularly bright just well read

link forty threads where example 1 happens

>>79365656
Link seventeen threads where both of these happen in one post.

>>79365705
>>79365767
Literally every Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, True Detective discussion

>>79365615
A man desperately going to unbelievable lengths to not say jews

>>79365615
you just watched the truth, welcome to reality buddy. yea...

he got peer pressured into backing off from his original claims and saying it's just what the elites believe after 2nd bathroom break, disappointing