>has been chosen for a colonization mission
>trained in mechanical engineering and medicine
>trained to operate fully automatic assault rifles
>enters a new world where she knows there will most likely be lifeforms
>even volunteers to stay alone
>guy gets a bit sick
>oops alien pops out
>instead of taking a quick, easy shot to its head, start crying and bawing
>proceed to run away from the people she is supposed to take care about
>fucks up just about everything there is to fuck up
>even manages to burn down the whole fucking ship while having a clear advantage
women, everybody
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>I'm a bitter virgin and become enraged at the mere sight of a woman on screen
ok, sweetie
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>>86303345
I know this is /tv/, but you should go back to where you belong, redditor.
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>>86303345
>didn't watch the movie
>ad hominem
uhm, sweetie
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What are some comfy Japanese daily life documentaries? Looking for something with architecture, mundane things, traditions, rice fields - comfy shit.
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>>86358920
The Birth of Sake
Incredibly comfy documentary about the labor intensive process of making traditional Sake and the lives of the workers who must live on site for 6 months of the year to tend to their product.
Really beautiful cinematography, direction, use of music/editing, the only speaking is done by the workers themselves in the intermittent interviews
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>>86358920
source?
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>>86359053
Can't seem to find it on any tracker, got a link anon? I'd love ya long time.
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action, Orson, please!
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>>86303053
HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING?
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>N-no umm sorry, cut.
Was it autism?
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>>86303053
MWAHAAAAAAN THE FRIENDS
AND BANE
has always been celebrated forits BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itscalledinfromtheplaneandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel, but onl-
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Remember that timr Jon was burned by the lantern while trying to save Mormont????
Neither does DnD BRAVO FAGGOTS. THIS PROVES THIS SHOW IS FOR BRAINLETS WITH SHORT TERM MEMORY
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>>86358594
At what point has jon not been burned by fire? Did you ever stop to think maybe the fire immunity didnt rub off on him?
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>>86359020
>being this upset about a fantasy show
Little trumptard needs a safe space thats so adorable
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>>86358594
It should be pretty fucking clear at this point that he is very much a Stark despite having Targ blood. Why should he be immune to fire just because his aunt is?
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Whats the purpose of back lighting your tv? Why do normies have to do stupid shit like this?
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>>86302714
It's fun, helps set the mood. As far as any practical purpose goes though, yes. It's pointless.
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>>86302714
LED strips are pretty cheap and easy to install. Retarded normies think they're tech gurus because they can stick them on the back of their tv and plug them into the wall. Just hop over to reddit and look at all the horrible LED strip DIY projects people post there.
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>>86302750
>its fun
grill btw
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ITT God tier comedies
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>see this movie hyped on tv
>recommend to watch it with family
>it's not funny
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>>86358424
American detected
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Braindead.
>watch film for gore interest
>no quality expectation whatsoever
>turns out to be unironically god tier comedy
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What was his secret?
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He's always rowing.
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>>86302545
Biggest cock in Westeros
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12 inch penis
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Murray Abraham in Amadeus
Rourke in The Wrestler
Bardem in Biutiful
De Niro in Raging Bull
Hanks in Cast Away
Fonda in OUATITW
O'Toole in Lawrence of Arabia
Brando in The Godfather
Anything else?
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>>86302501
Gyllenhall in NIghtcrawler
Spacey in American Beauty
Ledger in The Dark Knight
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>>86302501
Paul Scofield in A Man For All Seasons
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>>86302501
Bridges in True Grit
Waltz in Inglorious Basterds
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>Oh yeah, that happened... and it was awesome.
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>>86357207
I hate the MCU yet surprisingly really enjoyed this
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>>86357340
>all these people who hate the MCU begrudgingly try GotG2 and end up loving it
What a magical film. I have no idea what is causing people to give it a chance despite hating Marvel but what's important is that you enjoy it.
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>GotG 1 was good
>go see part 2
>its embarrassingly bad
What happened ?
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So if she can grab and throw around cars with her "magic" why not just cut the middleman and directly grab and throw the other guys? Iron Man flying a round? Fixate him mid air and take him out of the fight. Why didn't she do that? Instead she tossed around dozens of cars most of which didn't even hit somebody.
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Plot.
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>>86302403
they were pulling their punches
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maybe her hex magic is less reliable on humans and organics
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I'm looking for movie recommendations. Specifically I'm interested in movies where the main characters find themselves facing off against of a level of criminal violence way beyond what they thought was possible. Some examples of films like this I've enjoyed include:
No Country For Old Men
Fargo
Blue Ruin
Sicario
A Most Violent Year
The Counselor
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>>86302368
Casino
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>asking /tv for recommendations
jeezus, you are better off picking anyhing randomly than asking these shit heads for something of quality
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>>86302437
Thanks, I'll check it out
>>86302507
I've had some success here before.
>Bow to me or be burned alive. along with your son and sole heir
What did Deanerys Stormborn, the breaker of chains, the defender of the downthrotten, the benefactor of the weak, the shatterer of the wheel, the daughter unlike her father mean by this?
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>>86356580
>Implying she had any other choice
>"Oh, you refuse? That's okay then, you're free to go"
Are you guys honestly this stupid? She was put in a position, where, as a woman she's trying to assert her position of power and is being undermined by two men, if she allowed them to go free, why would anyone follow her or bend the knee if there's no consequence to it? That's the major privilege that men have over women - men dont need to "prove" themselves to show that they're serious, women don't get taken seriously and have to show people what they're capable of for others to respect them
The fact that you shitlords keep saying this scene proves that she's evil is literally proving her point. When a woman asserts power - she's crazy and evil, when a man does it - he's being strong. She's literally the strongest, bravest woman in the universe and doesn't have time to fuck around with these old men who want to discredit her.
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>>86356580
>burning traitors is now bad
I wouldn't even give them a chance of bending the knee, why the fuck should I allow a traitor to enter my ranks.
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What was wrong with it. He wanted it. He literally refused two other options for it.
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>standard CPR measures fail
>hitting their chest with a fist works
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>a kiss works
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>car doesn't start
>character slams their head or hands on the steering wheel
>it starts
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>>86302357
pretty sure cpr is to keep oxygen pumped through the body until medical professionals arrive on the scene
no idea if it could actually revive a person or not
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>buddhists kill and torture Kurishitans just for the sake of being assholes
>Meiji restoration happens and the Shinto religion wipes the floor with the buddhists
Was it just desserts?
Also tfw you find out that Nagasaki was the catholic capital of japan and all the descendants of the christian converts would have likely been eradicated when Truman chose to bomb the city because he was a catholic-hating freemason
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Inoue did nothing wrong
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What is shinto? Is it worshipping rocks like my dad says?
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>>86302319
an easy way to remember "just deserts" is to think of the word "deserve"
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>spend like 3 days with Jon Snow, mostly talking about knees
>get all choked up when he has to leave
what the fuck is wrong with her?
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oh come on
Jon's one of a kind. Also Targaryen incest attraction.
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>>86355589
She wants the BWD Of course!