Redpill me on Malick
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Grass bows down to him
Ruled Texan oik fields with a firm but fair fist
In contact with the spirit of Heidegger
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>>79234957
I fucking love Malick threads
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>>79234918
He's an unfocused idiot who wastes the time of his actors.
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Krysten Ritter knitting kit
LOL
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imagine if she sold them with her pusy hair in it mmm
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>>79235051
yum i love pusy :)
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>>79234915
>knitting
crotcheting is where its at
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Now that being a racist redneck is cool again, can we get the Dukes back on TV?
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Reminder that a prequel movie to the series was made.
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not american here. where does the >redneck name comes from? is their neck burned by the sun?
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>>79234914
yes
>go to the kinopolis to watch la la land
>brought my falcon to get past the no singles policy
>they let me in but i have to go through the penis inspection
>4 guys in hazmat suits pull up and bring me to a concealed area
>they inspect my penis, stretching and pulling it
>i managed to cheat the inspection so I passed
>go get some snacks and popcorn
>operator is muslim and banned popcorn because its not halal
>ask for a replacement
>he pulls a huge 20 pound bag of uncooked rice onto the counter
>he fills my cup with the dry grains of rice and tells me its just as good if not better
>go to the shower room
>men showers are broken so i have to use the birdbath with my falcon
>its dirty, stagnant and filled with litter
>muslim operator tells me to face to mecca and pray
>i have no prayer rug so i have to buy one
>$650 + tip
>finally done with praying
>finally get to the seats
>4 hours of commercials and trailers
>the movie begins
>i saved my rice grains for the movie
>start eating, its fucking hard
>halfway through the flick i get a stomach ache
>run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out of my ass because of the undigested rice
>i pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>my falcon finds me 6 hours later
>get fined for the mess $1250 + tip
>about to leave the cinema
>the guys in the hazmat suits pull up and taze me in the neck
>they found out I cheated the inspection
>they put me in a cell for 30days
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>>79234672
kys for posting the same shit every trucking day.
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>>79234672
>penis inspection
lol nice fake story OP
>itt things that never happened
newfag OP
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>>79234672
SAGE
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https://www.comicbookmovie.com/x-men/logan/20th-century-foxs-logan-legendarys-kong-skull-island-both-land-china-a148801
>Logan will use CGI technology similar to Tarkin in Rogue One
>Logan will face his "most challenging enemy" during the third act of this movie
>Director asked crew to watch THX 1138 and Terminator 2 in preparation for this movie
Will Logan face a clone of himself 20 years ago? Looking more likely.
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>the most challenging enemy is yourself
poetry
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Well, considering how the girl, Laura, is a failed clone of Wolverine's then yeah, it's definitely more than likely that there will be a young Logan clone.
Which sounds pretty awesome.
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>>79234700
Laura isn't a failed clone
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Should Keanu nominated for an Oscar?
I'm not even kidding, I like DiCaprio as an actor, but honestly fucking Dany DeVito would nail the "Growl in the snow" part.
Meanwhile Keanu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2tNK0Zq1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r5_5eOmxzA
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yes but even if doesn't don't worry he'll win some teen choice awards at least
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she plays mostly in crap movies, and not as good either.
>>79234671
>teen choice awards
lel. this. he has no serious roles, just action flicks. no oscar for him, just manchildren awards
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>>79234636
never because that will never be respected because clearly those are not the arts!!!!
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>new episode tonight
>thread is nowhere to be found
Lemme fix that.
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Bump
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>>79234570
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You tried to start a thread and it failed you stuck idiot, kek. "Let me fix that" hahahaha and you sounded so sure it was gonna get replys. What a tool.
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>>79235351
You alright?
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For fuck's sake America
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>>79234473
>It's actually real
Why do you have to hate anything that is foreign with a burning jealousy?
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>>79234473
top fucking kek
no way
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BURGERED
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The more I look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, the more she looks so miscast
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Shut your mouth anti-semite, Israeli goddess Gal Gadot was the perfect choice to kill evil gentile WW1 german nazis
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>>79234500
I fucking hate this meme.
>I am an anti semetic for not liking Gadot
There are tons of Jewish actresses that I love.
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Very similar
same muscles and legs
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>when you have better conversations about film better everywhere else than /tv/
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>tfw the opposite use to be true for several years
what the fuck happened
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>he comes to /tv/ for anything but offtopic posts
Nice sentence form faggot
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Do you even english
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Just look at that smug face.
The sheer arrogance that she is showing. That look in her eyes saying "I'm better than you". Fame has already gone to her head. In her mind her fame has elevated her ugly looks to a solid 8/10. How wrong she is.
One day, when the show that is her only real claim to fame ends, she will become no one. A meer shadow of the small sense of relevance she had. The years of endless partying, gangbangs and hard drug use will catch up on her.
None of the producers will even let her perform sex in return for prominent roles anymore. Her looks will fade to a wrinkled and saggy appearance.
People will forget her name. No one will ever run up to her in the supermarket ever again shouting and screaming in adoration.
Then finally she will understand what caused all of this.
Her arrogance and lack of talent will be her downfall.
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>>79234279
MDE World Peace S2
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not looking at her face rite now mate
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Is that moot?
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I miss him.
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He's already dead in Russia.
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We all do
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>>79234144
I never watched 24. Is it still worth it?
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Which episode(s)/season(s) of king of the hill were the best?
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all of them
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>>79234070
No, there was a significant decrease in quality in the last half or so.
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Most were great before Lucky.
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Netflix Has Announced a Castlevania TV Show for 2017
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what the h*ck
http://io9.gizmodo.com/netflix-has-announced-a-castlevania-tv-show-for-2017-1792131221
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I wanted to post this on /v/ but whatever
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There were a couple amazing games for Nintendo DS like 10 years ago., that's all i really know.
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Could be comfy, skimpy outfits and a nothin personelle bad guy is all I ask
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>Olivia Wilde
What Happenend?
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WILDE'D
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>>79233886
I dont even know who that is...
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>>79233902
you mean
COCKBURNED