Is he the greatest auteur of this generation?
literally w h o
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>>83947816
Sunglasses McBeaknose
>>83947785
I wonder what he and that British slag Mayse Williams offspring would look like.
Previous thread: >>83936348
Rona Munro's episode will only be remembered for the last 5 minutes, not unlike Survival. Fuckin' pottery that is lads.
#EyesOnRazor
#CapaldiOut
#FuckOffCats
>>83947533
>Nightmare in Silver
>Good
kek
Eldrad must die
>>83947533
>nightmare in silver the best cyberman story
>what is the tenth planet
>what is tomb of the cybermen
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME TO FUCK OFF u stain. just a stain on everything
Now that the dust has settled what is the official /tv/ consensus on Chloe Moretz's body of work?
>>83947308
>>chloe shows her slender body and cleavage
That penis
>>83947308
what the fuck is going on with her cunt is she the eternal roastie of all time
ITT: greatest pleb filters in television and film history
starting off with an easy one
>>83947130
prehistoric scene in 2001
true detective s2
ITT: films you regretfully do not understand the hype for
>>83946639
The Mist
Upstream Color
Blue Velvet
Continue the shitposting
>>83946517
Is that Adam Johnston from YMS (YourDogSucksMyCockDOTorg) who is a bestiality loving hipsterfuck?
Horsefucking, baby dicks, kissing your grandpa.
>>83946680
Yes, Yes it is.
>As Kurtzman struggled to adjust to scope of the project, it felt more like Cruise was the real director, often dictating the major action sequences and micro-managing the production
>There were other ways that “The Mummy” was transformed from a scary summer popcorn movie into a standard-issue Tom Cruise vehicle. The actor personally commissioned two other writers along with McQuarrie to crank out a new script. Two of the film’s three credited screenwriters, McQuarrie and Dylan Kussman, an actor-writer who played small roles in “The Mummy” and “Jack Reacher,” were close allies of Cruise’s. The script envisioned Nick Morton as an earnest Tom Cruise archetype, who is laughably described as a “young man” at one point.
>His writers beefed up his part. In the original script, Morton and the Mummy (played by Sofia Boutella) had nearly equal screen time. The writers also added a twist that saw Cruise’s character become possessed, to give him more of a dramatic arc. Even though Universal executives weren’t thrilled about the story — which feels disjointed and includes Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll — they went along with Cruise’s vision.
>As the studio scrambled to deal with weak tracking, it released a portrait in late May of Cruise with other actors from the Dark Universe franchise, including Depp and Javier Bardem (who will play Frankenstein). Yet the studio couldn’t even assemble all the actors in the room at the same time, and the image had to be Photoshopped. The Internet reaction to the last-ditch marketing effort was tepid at best.
>With terrible reviews, “The Mummy,” which insiders say cost as much as $190 million to make and more than $100 million more to market and release worldwide, may struggle to make its money back. The film is performing much stronger overseas, where it was Cruise’s biggest international rollout with a $142 million opening weekend. It’s not clear if the movie will break even, and it’s cast a shadow on the studio’s plans for a Dark Universe franchise that’s supposed to feature A-list stars like Johnny Depp (as “The Invisible Man”) and Angelina Jolie (in negotiations for “The Bride of Frankenstein”).
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/the-mummy-meltdown-tom-cruise-1202465742/amp/
>>83946346
is it true he hasn't seen suri for the past five yeas?
>Hehe well mr Fassbender, now that you have ordered 3 glasses with the wrong sign, I know for sure you're not german, and I'm going to kill you!
>Bitch wait...what? You just determined i'm not a german because I did a 3 sign with the "wrong fingers"?
>y-yeah that's n-not how we do it in germa..
>bitch hol' up I'm not done talking...what the fuck? You do fucking know that Germany is literally the result of like 4 or 5 different countries and kingdoms that decided to band together, right? Kingdoms with completely different cultures, bitch, I'm guessing you also think they celebrate Oktoberfest in Köln, don't you?
>N-no I mea--
>-shut up senpai, Are you from Berlin?
>Brandenbu-
>Brandenburg, yeah figured, look you fucking twat, I really fucking hope you either change your mindset or that you never step a fucking foot in Bavaria or Baden-Württemberg, because you'd fucking start an ethnic cleansing over there as soon as you start hearing someone speak in Swabian because you'd say "OH WHOOPS, YOU AINT SPEAKING IN HOCHDEUTSCH, THAT MUST MEAN YOU'RE NOT A GERMAN!", bitch not 10 minutes ago you were completely clueless as to where my home village was located, and you accepted my accent because you said "yeah you know...Germany is a pretty big country, and I don't know it all", so how the fuck are you now saying that "lmao dude, if you don't make a 3 sign with these fingers, you're absolutely not german?...know what? Fuck out of here white boi, right fucking now, go back to the fucking SS headquarters and don't bother me anymore, gotta fuck this bitch in less than 2 hours before my wife notices I'm missing, so you best don't get in the way of me and my sex life or I'll turn your dick into a fucking sliced currywurst, you hear me?
This is exactly why I love Tarantino, he's always super concerned about script integrity
It was a enjoyable read I'd rate it a 8.5/10 post
This was actually on point.
God bless the American Nazi Party.
So, I'm a fairly* prominent actor who may be playing Moot in an upcoming adaption of the 4chan story. Problem is, I don't actually look that much like Moot, and the whole thing is going to be pretty loose with the 4chan lore. I was selected partially because I've been browsing 4chan since 2009. Is 4chan gonna be pissed if a blonde haired dude plays the moot character in this adaption?
*I say fairly because I'm sure once/if it comes out a lot of you will be calling me a "literally who"
hair dye exists you know
>>83945297
I knew it was you shilling your shitty Guests and Legions, Dan
Will you wear the tutu?, i sure hope so cause its like one the most important turning points in mootygays life
>*freeze frame*
>lets rewind
>oh no not that far
We're reaching Hamill-levels of UNJUSTING
Guess how long til he's fat again.
how much loose skin do you think he has?
He's hot.
Where were you when Hollywood was kill?
https://youtu.be/ReC6itoFIFg
How can an idea be both really stupid and really cool?
India is so fucking racist. The bad guys are always dark-skinned.
>>83944545
Holy shit, dude.
Well done poo in loo. Well done indeed.
what could he have possibly meant by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBsPLEz01Qg
INNOCENT
>>83944537
He won't be smiling once his old ass gets raped in jail.
>>83944537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBDRwiSZSBg
You are now in charge of adapting pic related into a full series.
What's it like?
I respect that this would never translate to film and refuse to do it
>>83944368
a series anon
I think that could work though I agree it's very unlikely
>>83944368
this
>Anything that has a lot of belief and attention can become a god, so why not the Slenderman and the other Internet legends?
I think something needs to be more than popular, or even believed. People need to care about the god, or need it in some way.
>>83944019
it needs to not be completely retarded and invented by faggots
>>83944146
god aint good
Thoughts? The relatively handsome guy left.
Was it all shit?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddOGCYRK_ok
R.I.P in peace
post best smosh
>>83943487
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMQ2Uo4aAnk
So literally no one cares...
no wonder /tv/ is filled with 13yos