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The snake's role had ended, unlike everyone else who had to suffer through one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"Nahgini!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>87364415
This meme is stale, just like one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"BRAAAP"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87364415
>>87365866
You people need to stop posting one of the dullest copypastas in the history of 4chan shitposts. Each post following the simpleminded shitposters and his pals from /lit/ as they post assorted shit has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the repetitive image, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of originality and ineffective use of humour, all to make /tv/ unintelligent, to make posting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when OP vetoed the idea of killing himself; he made sure the copypasta would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously annoying cross-posting for his boards. The Dullest Franchise series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Navy Seals Copypasta series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the first few posts were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the post was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a Harry Potter thread was posted, instead of contributing the OP wrote that the series was “the dullest franchise”

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that copypasta was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. OP’s mind is so governed by cliches and shit taste that he has no other way of posting. Later I read a lavish, loving response of the copypasta on r/4chan. They wrote something to the effect of, "If anons on /tv/ are reading this copypasta, then when they get older they will go on to read r/4chan." And they were quite right. They was not being ironic. When you read “Dullest Franchise Copypasta" you are, in fact, trained to post on reddit.

You're just jealous that you don't get tips.

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EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

>>87364345
sounds like you're getting the tip all right

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>>87390968
cast them

>>87390968
christian bale literally only looked good in American Psycho, and he was still the ugliest out of all named characters

>>87390968
dub

I know right, it wasn't a bad movie it is just a spin off of a different time line. People expected everything to just continue where they left off but they don't understand that isn't what the movies are about. I enjoyed it and watched it in theaters, and many of the haters simply bitch too much

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The highway scenes are top tier

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>>87364186
Meh ... It should be the rework that builds the trilogy.

The definition of a hack. Partly responsible for the brain dead blockbuster driven Hollywood of today.

>>87364148
Cuz he really knew what is the "To show" medium. It shows in every frame in early efforts.

>>87364260
nah dude saved film

its not even pretty good

its fantastic
nostalgiafags just hate new things

literally monsterkino

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>When He Congs My Dong

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>>87390935
NOT SO FAST

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>chink shit

>>87364128
Mifune's a big guy

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>>87364128
The filmmaking master class !!

It's a shame most of this movie was terrible.

>>87363786
UH OH STEVEN CALLED THE FUZZ

>>87363786
Salt peanuts salt peanuts

>>87363765
>>I know you can read my thoughts, boy.
>>Sneed sneed sneed sneed, sneed sneed sneed sneed, sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed .

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>>87363765

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87364168
>>87364168

what do you hope to gain out of this

>>87390842
who dat?

>>87390958
get the fuck out of here