You are given 200 million dollars to make any movie you want, with absolute control over every aspect... except that the story must in some way focus around Stonehenge. What story do you come up with?
>>80148072
It would be a porn where I'm the star so I can lose my virginity. It will take place at Stonehenge. I can't think of a funny porn pun for the name.
>>80148140
Bonehenge
>>80148072
Easy, hire Mel Gibson and make Druid kino
>You hear that?
>hear what?
>exactly
a little too quiet
fuck i remember these threads
got any more of the edits?
>>80020895
>did you feel that?
>yea I felt it too
>This is supposed to be a high-class bureau-de-change! Not some two-bit Punch and Judy show down on the seafront at Margate!
>look, I never thought I'd say this, right:;pull down the blinds, I'm closing the bureau, for an hour
/tv/ needs more brasseye and day today threads
MARIA
MARIAAAHHH
I'm pretty sure The Bureau was on The Day Today, not Brass Eye.
HI WOOWEE
Etsubatsu
>>80020927
PISSASHI
So, what happened at the end?
Was it happy or sad?
Good movies don't have endings retard
>>80020898
They don't?
>>80020844
Both kinda. Black was happy but his friend was sad, because he had to finally face what he had done, how he hurt black and set him on the trapping path and made him "rebuild" himself.
I have a tape from some defunct company about sports bloopers, simply called "sports blooper mania."
>>80147836
I dont own VHS anymore, but I remember having a VHS-trailer for Jogi Bear (1993).
I own a tape of some guy's ACL surgery
I had one of ultimate fights and When Animals Attack! It also included insect battles.
Did anyone here like this show?
I just got back from an interview panel with Judd Apatow, Paul Rust and Gillian Jacobs, where they also screened a premiere of Season 2 Episode 1 - which wasamazing
It comes back this Friday - anyone else excited?
>>80147591
Is pretty bad.
I didn't like it, but I also didn't hate it as much as Flaked and Master of None.
>>80147591
i'm pretty excited. hopefully gus becomes a big screenwriter towards the end of S2
If this entire first series is not all in his head, thats shitty and lazy.
Speculation: one of his personalities has been sequestering him for years, convincing him he's crazy and using all the power for itself, or some real world external party has been using David as a vampire would, psychically.
>>80020578
>If this entire first series is not all in his head, thats shitty and lazy.
It would be very anti-climactic since its exactly what one would expect from Legion if you knew anything about his comic book counter-part.
Only normies would be surprised by this "twist".
>>80020578
This show will be lucky to get a second season. General audiences don't resonate well with what they are doing.
>>80020670
tv's been riding a golden wave for a while
who cares about general audiences, you can build a show around its own audience
The Harry Potter movies and the Lord of the Rings movies both kicked off in Fall of 2001.
The Harry Potter movies, with one or two exceptions, are thoroughly mediocre.
The Lord of the Rings movies are masterpieces.
What went wrong, and what went right?
>>80147557
the source material
>>80147557
One has virtuous, artistic source material, the other is babbys first wizard sk00l.
>>80147557
One's source is actually good, and the other's is trash.
How did she get her role? She's a terrible actress
Just like Emilia Clarke did, by sucking on the executives dicks.
>>80020449
lovely tits
women's beauty heals my wounded psyche
she's a bad actress actually. watch the tudors.
This... Is the power.... Of an Oscar Winner...
wow
>>80020425
It was a fun lighthearted comedy. Even the shittiest cliché french comedy is better the the tipical US trash honestly.
>Dujardin is actually about 3 inches taller than her
No wonder they needed the 4 inch heels, and him leaning back to make her seem taller.
How exactly did they film this? Google says the guy is 6'0 and the girl is 5'9
What did he mean by this?
It didn't succeed
*visual key that is basically a yes/no"
*witty meme quote to attract attention*
>>80020400
He meant that I laughed at this image
But /tv/, why are the aliens always drooling or something like?
>>80020348
their lips are almost always open and they don't even have a tongue, so a lot drooling ensues
>>80020348
Why do dogs drool?
it's their natural pesticide to ensure the safety of the wheat harvest,
*blocks your path*
*gives your favourite flick a Rotten score*
my favorite flicks are adam sandler movies though
>>80147508
>based armond will never shit on my movie while sexually satisfying my wife in ways i can only dream of
just fucking kill me desu
>>80147572
Fucking newfags not knowing based Armond is a homo and knows women are too pleb to even bother with in relationships.
Anybody catch this yesterday? I thought it was pretty fun so far. It has decent potential and Leighton Meester is nice to look at.
>>80147410
I didn't but i will now. Thanks for the heads up.
I love Leighton Meester since Gossip Girl so i'll probably check this out.
seems interesting
any scenes of her breastfeeding or titfucking?