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>>79772887
It was anime

the first race in usa was.

the rest was a shitshow

>>79772887
Still is.

Best in the series too.

>>79772725
Stylish

So good they make me depressed

shit

>>79772632
STEVEN SEAGAL IS

>>79772656
OUT FOR A SNACK

>>79772622
>Just as my arsehole crispens, Jupiter himself break apart the heavens and jam cock in ruptured sphincter!

Was it actually Lucy Lawless' muff and nips?

>>79774276

muff prolly not merkins and all, nips, hell fucking yes

>not what did she meme by this

Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jennifer Lawrence, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific fetal alcohol monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hunt for another deer in the woods. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only sit in that chair while Jennifer Lawrence flaunts her disgustingly awful acting in front of you, the favorable editing barely concealing her monotone voice, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her lines. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE ACTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been acting with nothing but a healthy diet of wrestlers and raccoons and later cgi dinosaurs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Parks and Rec. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her upper lip as she acts suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris Pratt. You're not going to lose your future MCU and Jurassic world 2 career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79772720
kek anon. on point

>>79772601
Michael Shannon

Idris Elba

>>79772601
Mads and Swinton as detectives.
Fassbender as killer.

>>79772587
Themoviedatabase
https://www.themoviedb.org/?language=en

Its basically the same as IMDB

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>>79772587

>IMDB

>>79772633
One of my favorite directors and actors.

I hope they make another kino together

imagine sliding your dick between those milk bags

>>79772530
See the filename, you moronic ape.

( o Y o )

>reddit weather

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>>79772492
>reddit weather
>reddit bed
>one of the dullest franchise in the history of anime franchises where each episode following the girl witch and her pals from Luna Nova as they fight assorted magical creatures has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the forced animation, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective storytelling, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Trigger vetoed the idea of Kobayashi directing the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for figmas. The LWA series might be the anti-Kill la Kill (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Tweeny Witches series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the OVAs were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the films were terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time Akko found herself in a pinch, the author made her overcome it by "believing in herself."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that solution was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Yoshinari's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of directing. Later I read a lavish, loving comment of LWA by the same Hayo Miyazaki. He said something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching LWA at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch my Kiki's Delivery Service." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "LWA" you are, in fact, trained to watch Miyazaki.
>reddit drug
>reddit food with reddit peppers
>reddit booze

>>79773655
>>79773333
>reddit weather
>reddit bed
>reddit drug
>reddit food with reddit peppers
>reddit booze
STOP CALLING EVERYTHING REDDIT
FUUUUUUUCK

that good eh?

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Worth watching?, you mean one of the most badrst franchisrs in jistory each film cronocling tge afhnvrbys of a noy wiZard at schooo nore boribg than bad yhe last

But book

No

As i read i fuvy muxh noo that instesd of walk thr auther says stretchy legs hmmmmmm? Hebeh i write down cover cover very bad, perhaps stephen spielboerg perhaps steven king??????

>>79772455
>newt scamander
>magizoologist

ugh, jesus christ this shit is dumb

and why are movie posters basically trading cards now? why not give us his bio and stats while we're at it

So confirming that this board is a bunch of pseudo intellectual contrarians with shit taste?

>>79772442
Why does the accountant got his face plastered by a big paper?

both are reddit.

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HMMM, I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

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>>79772501
>I will only answer yes or no

What's on the menu?

>>79772381
It didn't fly so good with the Producers

>>79772470

Ah, do you know why?

>>79772381
Tell me about the producers! Why did they cut the mask?

>>79772348
This is one of my favs of scorsese and the best film of the year. Everything in your post describes La La Land besides the runtime, now that was a genuine 3/10.

>>79772348
OUT. This film was a brilliant theological exploration. It's really not Scorsese's fault that you're a brainlet.

>>79772348
When they tell you to "just turn your brain off, bro" they mean just until the capekino horseshit you're watching is over, not forever. You sound like a stupendous mouthbreather.

>>79772299
Manhattan

Annie Hall

then >>79772385

Broadway Danny Rose

Purple Rose of Cairo

Hannah and Her Sisters

Step 1: watch Purple Rose of Cairo
Step 2: watch Bullets Over Broadway
Step 3: don't watch any other woody allen movies