Itt: Characters no one has ever cared about
>>80227260
Early Tara was a good character
>>80227341
but now she must die
I care
I had to go to the bathroom while and I think I missed some key plot points.
Why were the kids safe if they crossed the border to North Dakota??
I thought it was an idea the woman got from a comic book, and Logan and Charles just wanted to spare the girls feelings, but then when they're running through the woods one of the army people says they can't let them get past the border to sanctuary or they won't be able to pursue.
Why would it be sanctuary anyway?? They've killed/tortured plenty of normal people so far and done so in public places.
You should see a doctor if you can't sit through a 2 hour movie without a peepee break
>>80227187
I watched through the whole movie and didn't understood this either.
They can poison food, slaughter families, shoot and torture kids but can't cross a fucking border?
>>80227217
I've got a pretty serious kidney illness
This would have been the most kino capeshit to ever exist. Why the fuck did they can it? Kevin Smith + Tim Burton + Nic Cage Superman.
Is it too late to revive it?
>>80227146
Yes, Cage and Spacey are too old now. We totally need Superman to fight a giant spider in the third act of either Justice League or Man of Steel 2 though, no question about it.
>>80227146
Snyder already put a giant spider-like robot in Man of Steel
>>80227160
Okay so Brainiac fighting a polar bear when?
Were there ANY flaws?
You can relax, there weren't any.
Black guy immediately losing made no sense
When they were sparring a couple of scenes earlier they were obviously a close match
Suddenly nigger is hopeless
>>80227141
>every actor besides Bale is atrocious
>abysmal production design, looks like a early 90s B movie (and 20 million dollars for a budget is not small)
>the "no emotion" gimmick is constantly broken by multiple characters and no one responds (the evil guy raging constantly, the black guy smiling and mocking)
>"not the dog!" cliche
>parody like sound design, csgo type sounds
>generic stock soundtrack
>obnoxious camera operating with fast zooms and cuts
Wanted to be 12 different things at once and failed completely. Only redeeming factor is Christian Bale
Who would you cast in a Meat Loaf biopic?
>>80227036
michael shannon
Idris Elba
Chef Ramsay
>new youtube trailer for Kong
>soundtrack is "We gotta get out of this place" by The Animals
I gotta see it now, don't I?
>soundtrack is "X gonna give it to ya"
KINO
>it aint kong starts playing
WE WAS KONGS AND SHIT
What's a good movie where Dustin Hoffman has sex with the worm monster from poltergeist 2 and they have a son who grows up to be a repulsive hipster who falls in love with a human female?
would chew on her balloon knot for hours desu
>>80226955
This show was a lot better than I was expecting it to be. Actually looking forward to season 2.
>>80226964
>balloon knot
I have never heard this expression before.
Who should play Aladdin and Jasmine?
Also
>directed by Guy Ritchie
>>80226874
>Guy Ritchie
I wanted to say dropped...but maybe not.
>>80226874
>Directed by Guy Ritchie
What the fuck?
>recreating arabia in london
Thoughts on this critic?
>>80226873
I have zero respect to anyone who would neglect their hair and facial hair to that extent
>>80226934
I have three respect for them.
>>80226873
I miss this meme
Why'd she cup this tigers dick then smile?
Was she into beastiality?
Manhunter has the best unconscious Tiger scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y07Z8YVbjbs
>>80226805
Wait Wait Wait
Is Red Dragon a remake?
still doesn't explain why she blatantly cupped this tigers junk.
>>80226717
This is the only thing i remember from Red dragon
So I just watched the pilot episode of this show, I'm not much of a comic book guy so idgaf about cannon/lore. It seemed like a weak show and I wanted to know what you guys think of this?
I don't want to spend more time in this show to find out its bad
You'll like it a lot more if you're familiar with the comics. Otherwise it's a pretty silly show with a great villain in the first season.
>>80226712
It gets better then it faceplants into seinfeld levels of shitness
>>80226712
I would suggest you watch season 1 then skip season 2 because the story is basically the same and the episodes become boringly similar. I haven't watched season 3 because I lost interest in the show in season 2.
>"How dare you, my grandparents were killed at auschwitz, you antisemitic goyim bitch."
>so were mine
Jonah HIll is FAT
>i only do girls above 5/10
why aren't you watching mexican judge judy yet? it's absolute KINOMENTE!
https://youtu.be/fqTTdNhuP5U?t=918
>boyfriend is a necrophiliac and makes gf pretend to be dead
Why is this shit so common?
>>80226697
Because you get to say you have a 'niche fetish' when in reality you can't be arsed going down on her and she shuts the fuck up while you do your business
Guarantee 90% of dudes who do this aren't really into necrophilia at all
>KISS ME HSSSSSSSSS
This is the best David Lynch film
every other opinion is wrong and are only posted by contrarian dipshits
>muh blue velvet
fuck off
>>80226487
>m-muh lesbians
Grow up
>>80226487
People just want to sound smart by having a different than normal opinion. It's like people who say their favorite Tarantino is Jackie Brown
This is unironically truebut I haven't seen Inland Empire
This is the funniest comedy series the US has ever produced.
>>80226115
yep, production has already started on the new season
hyped?
SEASON 9 PREMIERE WHEN
>>80226115
This is the greatest body Larry David has ever produced.