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CIA because his ass can protect him from GET Guys pointy finger.

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CIA is fucking soft

Bateman beats Bane
Bane beats CIA

so Bateman beats CIA

>flirting with her old high school boyfriend who beat goose's ass

This was the moment she became irredeemable.

>>79444766
>flirting

this is why you will stay a virgin

>>79444799

Could be remembering it incorrectly, but engaging with him at all after what he did was pretty low.

>>79444522
Is this supposed to be a controversial statement? It's objectively true.

a piece of shit with a twig in it > harry potter

>>79444522
books of magic > harry potter

>>79444444

>>79444456
Honestly, retirement.
She's not even BLACKED material.

>>79444456
TV ads for Westinghouse and Samsungs whitegood lines

tax policy

King Robert if we're including the dead characters
Otherwise Bran/the Nights King/euron

>>79444495
good taste

>>79444334
no one?

Does Caitlyn Stasey show her tits or ass in this like she does every day on Instagram?

>>79444334
i liked it better as a videogame before they went bankrupt

Same

Guns of Navarone or The Great Escape

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literally
>'dad jokes' the movie

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Sometimes I flick my balls when I get inappropriate boners.

What is FB?

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>>79444246
Full Boner

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Is this the waifu thread?

abuse her with my dick!!!

fuck that manly face

>>79443987
The memes are forged from reality

>>79443987
Jesus.. I NEED black cock in my wife. She needs to feel the ecstasy of BBC stretching her pussy out, like I never could. He pussy drips, wanting her womb to be bred with superior seed. I want nothing more than to let her womb get what it deserves. The power of the BBC. Virile African seed that can provide her the son she deserves. A strong black son.

>>79444114
kanger pls

i liked when the twilek girls tits flopped out

mmhm noocha

>>79443933
I totally forgot about this guy's existence.

Makes me wonder which anon hasn't seen the trilogy in the longest time

>>79443747
>Irish protagonist
>White

This is the only Kubrick movie I liked, tbqh

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>>79443747

another quality thread by one of our many many phoneposters. give him a round of applause folks

>unironically getting triggered over a comedian politically disagreeing with you

How long will your life last and why is it still going?

>>79443670
Who doesnt go on /tv/ while taking a shit?

I want to believe

You see, Marvel just isn't going to allow that. They have the ideas set in place for the entire MCU and trying to change from that will get you kicked out.

Movies = PG-13.
TV = PG-13
Netflix = R.

That's Marvel/Disney.

>>79443266
Just think of all the room they would've had to work with if the stupid kid hadn't been included.

>European
>shotgun under bed

>be me, St Patrick's day several years back, out with 3 friends- 2 girls and a guy
>late night, a little drunk but not sloppy
>guy walks past and starts to say something
>I tell him to fuck off
>he immediately bashes me in the back of the head, i drop to my knees
>i see him hit my friend as well, he goes down in an instant
>the girls start screaming
>i climb back up off the ground, get a look at this dipshit
>He's about my size but a bit more jacked up than I am, he's moving around us in circles really fast, and takes his shirt off
>we're both talking shit
>I notice he's wearing army tags
>fuck
>Can my crazy handle his potential skills of violence and speed? Plus I can't afford to get in trouble, or killed
>He keeps hit and running, coming in for a quick blow then bouncing back and running around. He grabs at one of the girls
>I jump at his legs and tackle him to the ground, then smash his head against the sidewalk to get him to stop from getting back up for a second.
>call 911
>Guy is starting to get back up, real slow
>I sound panicked and vulnerable on the phone
>say this guy is attacking us, he's coming back. OH GOD! TRACE THE CALL, TRACE THE CALL!
>every time i yell on the phone I kick this faggot in the face
>The cops show up and we're sitting on him. Since my friend and i have a little bit of blood and my girl's shirt is ripped and we're on the phone with 911 they take a statement and ask if we want to press charges.
>guy gets picked up in ambulance, I never see or hear about it again
>i smile every time i think about kicking that dipshit's face

>be me upset that i spent all this time typing out this story and the "times your life was like a movie" thread somehow becomes archived in 15 minutes, post it here instead

>>79443204

>Europe is noguns

you must be an american