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>uh today im gonna tuck my dick between my legs and ask sjws to spank me
>wow i guess the "tolerant left" isn't so tolerant after all, not a single one catcalled me

>>80388249
Fuck that guy. At least Alex Jones is funny.

I'd help Cenk Armenian genocide him for doing that

Can someone explain to me, does America have some kind of weird laws where you always have to call some third party instead of settling this shit between two people? I always notice people in American videos being passive aggressive retards who would basically get slapped in the face in a normal country and learn not to do shit like this really quickly. But in America it seems like everyone lets them get away with whatever the fuck they want for some reason?

I posted this piece of dialogues in the last thread

Lois: I need a chopper to Gotham. Call the heliport.
Perry White: Chopper? We can barely afford a bicycle. You want to chase a story? Go to the ship. Superman's probably there already.
Lois: Perry, it's not for a story.
Perry White (after a moment of hesitation): Jenny, get her a chopper to Gotham. And forget the heliport, put her on the god damn roof. On the roof, Lois!

I wanted to see if dcucks could explain the symbolism behind this reasonig. Some cunt answered that it was because Perry knows that superman is clark, as with many interpretation of this character. But then it brings the question to why will Perry use a chopper, for which he doesn't have the budget, to risk the life of his best reporter to bring her closer to a dangerous zone of conflict between powerful beings where lightning comes from ? Because if lois lane didn't showed up when batman was freaking out after remembering his mommy before trying to kill superman he wouldn't have realize superman is human ? I wanna know in all honesty what does this part signify ?

>>80388733

It was implied that Perry White knew Clark Kent was in fact Superman.

White also figured out that the request was very important and urgent for Lois, not because of something work related, but because of personal reasons. Reasons that probably relate to Clark Kent (and Superman).

you can coach people in football while being an obese old fuck, you don't have to be able to play the game to teach it

also some adjustments to the story would be needed because it's a movie format, not a comic format, the first two arcs are too short to be adapted into one movie and too episodic to be fused into one, so they have to make some shit up to bridge it

>>80407733
>you can coach people in football while being an obese old fuck.
Bad analogy. He's only a teenager and has never played the sport. He doesn't have any idea what it's like to be a superhuman killing machine hopped up on mind-altering drugs kung fu fighting at 200mph.

>the first two arcs are too short to be adapted into one movie
They most certainly are not. Motorball shouldn't be in the first movie. The first few books had the "normal" cyborg gladiator stuff.

>>80407840
We don't know how much he teaches her, maybe he's a big enough fan to know enough to make for a decent teacher

>They most certainly are not.
They are, by themselves, and they're too episodic to both take place in the same movie. And the motorball arc is both cooler and better than the first two, so you'd want to adapt as soon as possible. And the normal cyborg gladiator stuff was just a throwaway plot device to give makaku a powerful body.

not knowing who this faggot is will be the greatest achievement of my life

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>>80407080

>I just kept thinking ehhhh why am I here, ehhh who's that guy, ehhhhh why are they doing anything, and ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(goes so high pitched your cat runs into the room)HHHHH I just didn't get it huh huh, I mean the other people in the theater uhhhh they seemed to like it so ehhhhhhh I don't really know heh heh.

Uh huh.

Well have all the donuts in the world!

>>80406903
Unnaturally, how does Homer manage to eat all these donuts?
Or was he given an ability to keep on eating?
Because even he keeps saying more where the demon gets bored.

shut the fuck up

>>80406410
We know it's you, Steve

>>80406421

Don't be a meanie.

>>80406410

Yes, it was such a wonderfully sad movie. It let me have such a good cry.

>American education

>>80406286
Do they teach fictional anatomy where you live?

>>80406341
Here in Europe a semester on theoretical superherology is required

>>80406133

You mean it wasn't a fatsuit in Nice Guys?

Gladiator 2 : Maximus FatBastardus

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I'll watch it if Hans Zimmer does the score again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHAvjaHtlMA

logan

logan apparently

>le scyther is your favorite pokemon meme

Kys

>>80405719
Watched it last night.
She a cute!

>getting turned on by cartoon armpits

>>80405719
It would've been nice if she didn't have cankles though.

memes were a mistake

>>80405903
The internet by and large was a mistake tbqhwy

>I'm a free thinking individual, like everyone else with this haircut

>Not adapting into nuclear energy

He deserved death for being such a beginner

That's not how the line goes at all.

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>>80405598
Red hot nickel ball vs nigger

>timeline changed almost every movie
>real stakes

>>80405512
Well I only mentioned one movie. Checkmate.

>>80405503
>She is like you. Very much like you
Neither Disney nor DC will ever utter such a significant line of dialogue.

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>>80405430
How about I direct your ass to the parking lot kiddo

>>80405430
Is this the kino thread?

>americans
>white people

X-men 1 and 2, Days of the future past, maybe Apocalypse. Rest is garbage.

>>80405374
>it was fucking great

No. It was not great. It sucked. It was awful. Literally. And figuratively. And symbolically. And objectively. And subjectively.

>>80405423
Also First Class.