Is this guy for real
>shows up to meet young girl
>brings food for himself
>brings absolutely nothing for her
Is this a new season of TCAP?
>>84219840
It's Hansen Vs Predator. Not really new as it aired last year.
Not only that, he only agreed to talk to the cops after they got him chinese. Motherfucker had TWO dinners!!
what's it like being a schnook?
The Fifth Element is a better movie than the Star Wars prequels and sequels combined sans maybe special effects.
>>84219723
Well of course it is. The SW prequels and sequels are utter bilge.
>>84219774
nu-males will disagree
>>84219723
Luc Besson is shit, and always has been. This movie is straight up awful.
Bill Paxton is due to star in another space epic. Was just watching Apollo 13, he's great.
Is he in the Han Solo movie? He knows the knew director. That could be a game changer in his career
>>84219770
>Han Solo movie
omg, epic, who's the lead in that?
>>84219696
anon i've got some bad news for you...
Who is /tv/'s favorite writer?
Something tells me that's not a female
>tfw you grew up to become Squidward
>>84219595
Good he's repilled as fuck.
This is a faggoty Reddit meme
>tfw you get panic attacks every morning after waking up
I feel more like Tony Soprano. I swear to God, anxiety will be my grave.
What's your favourite rewatchable kino?
>>84219564
>you will never kiss Nicholas hoult on the lips
;___;
was it autism?
Why doesn't Batman always look like this? Just look how terrifying he looks like this. You'd actually shit your pants seeing something like this in some dark alley.
>>84219460
That's pretty much all anyone sees when he attacks you in the middle of the fucking night from your blindspot
Who is the best Bond and why is it Craig?
The bond between an aryan mother and her children as they strive together to preserve the culture and spirit that is the white man.
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
>>84219398
did they really have to show him cleaning out woodies asshole with a q tip
>>84219446
what
What would you have done /tv/?
Plant CP on his computer, then call the cops.
>>84219450
I'd serve crab legs.
Who are some other celebrities that have COMPLETELY lost their fucking minds since November 2016?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/06/23/whats-stephen-colbert-doing-russia-finding-james-comey-tapes/103131046/
All of them?.
>>84219298
They all said they were moving to Canada if Trump won. LYING CUNTS
Colbert really did get btfo on election night. the whole special he did where he slowly realized what was happening was surreal
this movie
>>84219297
I liked that book, a shame the author turned out to be a gigantic sputtering anus and ruined all my goodwill towards it.
I also love Don Coscarelli but this adaptation wasn't that great. It didn't do the horror parts of the book justice and John was horribly miscast
I don't feel like watching it but does John die at the end?
ITT: actors with great on-screen chemistry.
Sometimes I forget they're not actually father and son.
>>84219274
What do you think?