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>that was fat in the 70s

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>>85934980
>Used to be able to 8 pullups perfect form
>gain 10lbs
>can barely do two, have to do eccentrics

It hurts more than it should

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>>85934980
>can deadlift 220lbs
>can't do a single pull up

Kill me

>>85934969
broke ground for lesbian comedians

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PICKLE RIIIIICK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501825171595.webm

He was the hipster favorite for years.

he never says this

>>85934792

Raimi was way ahead of his time

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>2017
>Not being a Moldbugian techno-commercialist neoreactionary

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>>85934421
Revolver Ocelot

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Have you heard the complete story of moot? It's one of the saddest things around
no author could come up with this mans terrible luck

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he was a masochist cuckold that watched over his ex-childhood love's husband's son and he also starred in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Early days of YouTube warching badly made music videos made with this game... better times.

>>85934286

I played this piece of shit for like 10 hours. Not a good game.

>>85934595
Yes it is, scoundrel.

>>85934246
10

I want the young, fit, cute Mike to ravish me.

>>85934246
At what point did Mike and Jay cross in terms of attractiveness?

He doesn't look that bad in 12, and that was an early Half in the Bag ep.

>>85934920
Around the time Jay let the mustache fill in.

Vertigo

>>85934150
Did they even have movies back then?

>>85934150
7 Samurai

"Wubba lubba dub dub" or something along those lines

*breathes heavily*

>>85933994
MAMMA MIA PAULIE YOUR REALLY BUSTIN MUH BAWWWLLLS HE'A

>>85933930
temple of doom is the worst indy movie, and you don't have to be a feminist to find that character annoying and pointless

>>85933930

they should've taken out that blond bimbo character

who fucking cares

>>85933791
TFW no gundam to battle the fascist Drumpf regime

At this point let's just get rid of /tv/ because all the /co/ and /a/ faggots keep posting here.

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>>85933791
Because it had Treize Khushrenada

>>85933642
You're not gonna get a discussion on Sorcerer here anymore anon, way too unknown for the plebs who flooded this place. A few years back there was some great discussion about this and Wages of Fear, which is how I discovered them.

What do you think about another fucking remake of Wages?
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/high-rise/ben-wheatley-wages-fear-female-leads/
I mean its a good track record so far but
>Female leads

This movie has one of the best montage scenes ever made.

it has a nice poster, but wages of fear is better

The future of cinema is streaming

People no longer want to pay $14 to be trapped inside a room of farts watching a film that could be shit and you've already paid for it

That's probably the real reason they shut down imdb forums

>>85933575
And they are right, retard.

King Arthur was a great, people didn't watch because liberals "critics" gave it a bad review for not being PC enough

>>85933546
Hi extremely popular celebrity. Thanks for breaking my immersion.

>>85933582
I didn't know who he was so that didn't break my immersion. The whole damn scene was out of place.

Being so friendly with westermen then standoffish with Pot Pie.

I still don't know who he is. Some kind of musician? My main problem was that the scene was pointless.

>>85933322

seriously dark matter is utter garbage now. even that douchebag waifuposter isn't doing his day of shill routine

>>85933361
>dark matter is utter garbage now

fuck you

Are there webms of Two in her boob window clothes from last night's ep?

To the Wonder

>>85933047
Who?

days of heaven

everything after that is just whispering horses hit