Does my nigga still got it?
>>80716596
>Muslim.
He's not funny now that he has muscles.
We'll see. Can't wait to watch this after work. Two specials at once, God damn!
What are your expectations for season 3? Do you think Lynch still has it?
Lynch never had it.
Lynch now has it.
>>80716559
i just need my Gordon Cole fix
one of the best characters of the '90s desu senpai
>Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. were to co-produce and co-finance the film. Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, and Avi Arad are producing, with BioWare's own Ray Muzyka, Greg Zeschuk and Casey Hudson serving as executive producers.[1] Morgan Davis Foehl is writing the screenplay.[2] In light of Legendary Pictures's divorce from Warner Bros., it is looking to Universal Studios to distribute the film.[3] According to producer Avi Arad, the film is likely to debut in 2018/'19.[4]
Will this be Sophie Turner's big theatrical debut?
>femshep
No
>>80716537
Go for it. Not like the franchise can get any more fucked at this point.
>Avi Arad
Trash it
Continuing from >>80714920 #
I seldom make threads, but today, I feel compelled to, mainly because I said I'd share all this.
>>80716512
That's a small resolution. What is it?
>>80716512
BvS is a bad movie, why are so many people coming out of the woodwork to praise it as a misunderstood classic?
man that thread waiting for the RT scores and watching how low it will go was really entertaining
Is Amy Schumer the pinnacle of 21st century comedy? You literally can't name a funnier comedian than her.
>>80716462
>>80716462
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me
>>80716462 (OP)
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me
>Joel era
Average nerd watches movies with his good buddy robots
>Mike era
Fratboy jock watches movies with retarded robots
>there are people that defend the Mike era
Mike > Joel
Deal with it, nerd.
Mike is a fine, upstanding, clean cut Midwestern patriotic American.
Rifftrax > MST3K. Joelfags put on notice.
>not being a patrician fan of both
Listing a few aspects of information about the movie that have come to light recent.
>>80716392
Henry spends most the movie searching for his father. He knows that his father is cursed and unable to come onto land and he's been researching how to save him. This become much more important later in the story as he discovers that the Trident of Poseidon may have the potential to break his father's curse.
His interactions with Jack and Carina are intentionally done to mirror the first movie. The running joke being that Jack, who is drunk and down on his luck, does not recognise who Henry is, either dismissing it or simply doing something silly which makes him forget such as getting into a drunk fight resulting in him falling in mud.
>>80716392
Salazar is saved by a mysterious force, its hinted at in the trailers however we never really get it acknowledged what brings him back. Later in the movie a few pirates sail to the same location and one refers to it as cursed, however its not specific as to whether it was cursed before or after Salazar and his men died there.
Salazar primarily wants revenge and has no interest in the Trident of Poseidon - it's only during the final battle that the Trident comes into play. Even then Salazar is hellbent on getting Jack.
>>80716392
Will shows up during the first and final act in the movie;
The first time is short, for a confrontation with Salazar. Salazar is in the middle of a storm and the Flying Dutchman rises out of the ground. Salazar seems confused at first and then encounters Will Turner who has now become more akin to Davy Jones.
Will is losing his humanity after what is hinted at being the death of Elizabeth Swann, who died while he was away and as such has vague memories of the past. He recognises the name Jack Sparrow, responding with 'Captain?' and knows the name to be important, but is unsure if he's was a friend or enemy. Salazar manipulates him into allowing Salazar to go after Jack.
Will later shows up in the final battle and is cured of his inability to go on land by Henry, using the Trident. This does not cure him however of being bound to the Dutchman and he's still slowly turning into something like Davy Jones. Salazar is cured of the curse by the Trident which kills him and his surving men are taken by Will to the Davy Jone's Locker.
The general implication i got from him was that he was being set-up to be a potential villain in a sixth movie, but then they decided to just ignore that for a somewhat happy reunion between him and Henry.
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
>tfw Pullout-Peter sits next to you
Maurice public masturbator
AR-15 Aaron
Okay so.. I HAVE BEEN STRESSING MYSELF OUT FOR OVER A WEEK TRYING TO FIND WHAT THIS FILM IS CALLED.
Old film. Based in a futuristic game environment, the 'players' have lives positioned in the middle of their chests for everyone to see and there is one person (main guy) who has 99 lives and looses them all at the end.
It has been years since I have seen this film and I have spent way over 16hours of my time trying to find what it is called... HELP
>>80716147
Spy Kids 3D?
>>80716147
Problem Child 2
>>80716232
YES !! It was the original spy kids that made me want to watch it.. YOU SIR/MAM ARE A GENIUS. kudos to you
>What's your name?
>JUST-In Time-berlake
Really? Jesus christ.
I turned this shit off right there.
>>80716117
I wish they made a tv show set in the world of this movie. I loved the story even if the movie wasn't as great as it could have been.
>>80716370
+1
this movie is dishonestly underrated
>>80717292
The writing is just too bad. With a better story this movie would've been kino.
wtf i hate humans now
>gooks
>humans
>>80716151
fpbp
>>80716080
Come on. This movie was quite decent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
This show is getting the BvS treatment. /tv/ will pretend to like it for a couple months at least.
>>80716063
When are these extreme lefts going to realize that they're the reason Trump was elected? You continuously tell white men that they're evil, and sooner or later they're going to stop putting up with your shit.
>>80716157
Yeah but it seems like its bot making any difference. Liberals have more power than Trump does and have effectively sabotaged his presidency and white men will just keep accepting their role as scapegoats.
>heard about how great this show is
>look to see how many episodes/seasons it has
>197 hour and a half long episodes
>would take way too long to watch all this
is it worth it?
>>80716016
It's worth it. Start with either season 3 or 4, don't watch seasons 1 and 2 until you've seen every other season. MST3K got great in season 3 and it never went downhill.
>>80716016
MST3k is the gift that keeps on giving.
As you get older and learn more things the more jokes you understand.
It has infinite rewatchability.
It will be lost on your shitty millennial mind due to lack of maymays, complex older references and a fair amount of them being in black & white.
>Back to cuckula!? YOU FIRST YOU ZIONIST JEWISH FUCK!
What did Raimi mean by this?
Dead meme
stale meme
Best meme
This show would have been kino if they swapped everybody's genders
Why would I want Jessica, her sis, and the dominant one of the wincest twins to be dudes?
>>80715686
so you're sexist, got it
>Lucy Cage
>Dominating Jessie Jones in all those sex scenes
Yes that would have been better.