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ITT: Describe a movie with an image and we try to guess which movie it is
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Memento
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TDKR
When you realize you're just racist and hate adaptations because black people.
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Sounds about right. What's your point?
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>>84781446
why do the Jews keep pushing the myth that niggers are intelligent. There is overwhelming evidence that blacks are far inferior in intellect.
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>smartest detective in the world
>he's african-american
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Why Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk Is So Short 2017-07-09 08:53:21 Post No.84781362
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Why Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk Is So Short
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>“I wanted it to be an intense an experience as possible and therefore as lean and stripped down and short an experience as possible. You can only sustain the degree of suspense and tension that we wanted from the film for so long before you exhaust the audience. I think perhaps people hearing that I was doing a film about Dunkirk, particularly British people who know the story already are thinking big historical epic, they’re imagining a three-hour film with a lot of talking and all the rest. What I did is I wrote a script that was 76 pages that is really half the length of my old screenplays because I didn’t want to tell the story in words – I didn’t want the theatrics of people telling the audience why you should care about them. I wanted to care about them just because of the physical situation they were in, and in that way build up a subjective experience of the events of Dunkirk that would hopefully have a cumulative quality, emotional quality through the course of the film that will pay off at the end of the film without ever being overly theatrical or sentimentalising these real life events.
>“So the relentless pacing of it and the stripped down nature of it was something I was very determined to stick to with right from the beginning before I wrote the script.”
Are we ready for the movie of the year /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cmgiys2n1o
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Track off the score
>Just zimmer my shit up
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>>84781362
>You're lucky enough to be living in a time-line where we meme'd a Nolan film out so much he decided to make a movie with no dialog for us to meme out.
He was even brave enough to put Big Guy in it again.
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Nolan may be a meme and completely delusional, if you remember him comparing TDKR to Fritz Lang or David Lean, he completely fucked up. But I'm glad he has noble ambitions and seems willing to grow as a filmmaker. Dunkirk might be another mediocre movie, but him comparing it to Clouzot and Bresson (I assume also Dassin and Melville), and talking about how he wants to make something more visual and pacing-based, makes me hope he has heard all the people criticizing him for over-relying on expository dialogues and making his themes too obvious and ready to digest for the plebs. Actually I think suspense is something he's fairly good at, Memento was a fine thriller, and the best moments from TDK, TDKR and Inception are the scenes influenced by the meticulous and visual pacing of the heist film tradition (Inception was lousy scifi but a cool heist ensemble, TDK bank heist was an ingenuous rif on Mann, and the meme plane opening from TDKR was actually a cool stunt piece structured like another heist). I think he said somewhere that Topkapi was one of his favorite films and it shows, but he should just embrace the low-key simple fun (which comes from complex crafting that never brings attention to itself) aspects of it instead of trying so hard to appear deep for plebs.
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Who would win in a fight?
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>>84780031
Marxists are only strong in numbers, they are too lazy to work out or work in general.
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If tthey use swords - Hemmil, if they use broken botles of vodka - Harmon
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Zizek would crush Harmon's Reddit-ideology.
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Are some HDMI cables better than others, or is it a scam?
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scam
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>>84778377
If it's not gold plated the whole way through with antivirus protection it's not worth your money.
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>>84778377
It's all a scam. Audio cables are legit though
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FEIGE: "MICHELE IS NOT MJ" 2017-07-09 07:11:29 Post No.84778294
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FEIGE: "MICHELE IS NOT MJ"
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/co/ BTFO by Feige
>“In setting up this will be a very different thing, she’s not Mary Jane Watson, that’s not who the character is. But giving her the initials that remind you of that dynamic certainly is intriguing about what could go forward."
>"Clearly, she says she’s not obsessed with him, she’s just observant. But she’s there. And to have fun with that while at the same time having it be different characters that can provide a different dynamic [is the point].”
>"Peter’s had a lot of friends over the years in the comics, and a lot of schoolmates and characters he’s interacted with. It wasn’t just Mary Jane Watson; it wasn’t just Gwen Stacy; it wasn’t just Harry Osborn. So we were very interested in the other characters, and that’s where Liz came from and that’s where the version of the character Michelle came from.”
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/spider-man/266148/spider-man-homecoming-ending-kevin-feige-talks-some-surprises
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Literally looks like Jaden Smith.
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>>84778294
>Backpedaling this hard
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>>84778294
>Literally copy and pasted a /co/ thread, didn't even bother changing it to /tv/
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In my dream last night my favorite movie was something called "Stars 5". It had william H macy, steve buscemi, brad pitt, and a cardassian on the cover. I recreated the cover to the best my ability.
does anyone know if a movie similar to this exists? in my dream it was extremely good and I was really excited trying to get a friend to watch it.
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>>84777990
how could we tell you if we don't know the plot to "Stars 5"? based on the name and actors, I guess Fifth Element
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>>84777990
What other dreams have you had? Can you make images describing them please?
I only ask because I know what Stars 5 is and have dreamed about it as well. If this is real, it changes everything.
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ITT: Actors/directors/writers who shit on their own movies/tv shows
Marky Mark on The Happening:
>We had actually had the luxury of having lunch before to talk about another movie and it was a bad movie that I did. She dodged the bullet. And then I was still able to … I don’t want to tell you what movie … alright 'The Happening.' F*** it. It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.
Bill Murrey on Garfield
>Finally, I went out to L.A. to record my lines. And usually when you're looping a movie, if it takes two days, that's a lot. I don't know if I should even tell this story, because it's kind of mean. What the hell? It's interesting. So I worked all day and kept going, ‘That's the line? Well, I can't say that.’ And you sit there and go, ‘What can I say that will make this funny? And make it make sense?’ And I worked. I was exhausted, soaked with sweat, and the lines got worse and worse. And I said, ‘OK, you better show me the whole rest of the movie, so we can see what we're dealing with.’ So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, ‘Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What the fuck was Coen thinking?’ And then they explained it to me: it wasn't written by that Joel Coen.
Jessica Alba on Fantastic Four
>I wanted to stop acting. The director was like, 'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica.' He was like, 'Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.' And I'm like, But there's no connection to a human being. And then it got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don't want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, 'F--k it. I don't care about this business anymore.
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I'd post the stories of Wesley Snipes on the set of blade 3 but I don't have them
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>>84773343
>'Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.'
This quote should be at the start of every review that attempts to take capeshit seriously, and it should be stickied here for reference by anyone who tries to make out that "capekino", ie. personal cinema in the capeshit genre, can ever exist other than theoretically. Capeshit can only ever been good *for capeshit*. It will never be able to stand comparison with any real film. When you're beneath *Jessica Alba*'s idea of artistic seriousness, you need to murder yourself, frankly.
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>>84773343
Lol, Jessica Alba is probably the last person who reserves the right to talk shit about anything
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Why was his American accent so shitty? 2017-07-09 04:20:47 Post No.84773339
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Why was his American accent so shitty?
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Fassbender can do British just fine even though he's Irish.
Isn't American closer to Irish?
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>>84773339
what the fuck even is an american accent? America has so many broad accents
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>german name
>speaks shit german
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>>84773352
>America is so big XD
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>"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
What are some other memorable Patton Oswalt quotes?
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>"sleep until you feel better"
The last thing that Patton said to Michelle McNamara before injecting her with a lethal dose of fentanyl.
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>"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick."
Inspiring, Patton, thank you.
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>"I sat down to think things over a bit. While I was sitting there, a little kid about eleven or twelve years-old came bumming around. He was looking for something. He found it too. I took him out to a gravel pit about one quarter miles away. I left him there, but first committed sodomy on him and then killed him. His brains were coming out of his ears when I left him, and he will never be any deader."
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I don't even care about the diversity angle, just why HIM? Why is this person Flash Thompson? Is this the most physically imposing ethnic looking person Hollywood could find? It makes no goddamn sense.
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good agent
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He doesn't have to be physically imposing. He plays a Flash Thompson that bullies Peter through mockery and put downs, not through being a 1950s swirly-giving jock. He's just an asshole.
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>>84777911
I hated him in every scene he was in. Not because he was doing a good job at being a character you were supposed to hate, but because of the absurdity of it.
How is he supposed to be intimidating or any sort of bully? Peter could easily kick his ass.
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i like mark brendanawicz
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The Assembly cut of Alien 3 is the best film in the franchise.
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>>84771326
>I still listen to PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!!!
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>>84771326
Mark was fucking shit
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>The Justice League will never come together all over your body
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>Jason is reeeing
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I only want Gadot. You can have batmanlet and receding hairline man
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>>84771286
I imagine the load will be quite huge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsfVJMWL0E
actually embarrassing
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>>84771218
there goes any chance of me ever watching that movie
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>>84771218
Jesus christ, they rreally went full 90's there
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whoa redpilled as fuck
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WTF? So it was all just a dream?
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No.
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>>84771097
yeah he was reading Word Up Magazine
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Wtf? no you mong.