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>>82683254
such a snoozefest, tried watching it like 5 times already and it always comes to me closing it after 30-40 minutes
next!

Everything about it is perfect except the story, so no

I was so excited to see this movie since it's so hyped and revered, but it was boring as shit.

le ebin detective noir San FranTokyo

Nothing but a series of dark rooms with light shining in. Plus the director made like 8 different endings and they all suck.

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Re-Animator and Dagon are pretty good.

>>82683204

Alien Covenant

>>82683639
no

>>82682652

Fat monica and Chandler is OTP

>dat batman returns homage last episode

Everything is going too quickly

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>>82682546
They were scared that they get cancelled I assume.

>>82682078
oh look at that, actual characters with personalities fighting for a well explained reason
in a visually interesting and coherent way

>>82682078
Go watch Thor if you want that kind of shit. This is the movie with the talking racoon.

>>82682145
>Actual characters
>0 oscars

Lol

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Sweet.

I'm writing a short story that contains all types of weirdness. Just shit that would make you feel really uncomfortable if you actually picture it.

How is this for the opening? I can't decide on whether I like it or think it is complete shit. The rest of the story is fine, though.

>>82683471
Is this for film or prose?

>I literally do not comprehend human emotions because I'm a MASSIVE autist

t. op

>>82681549

Is this /shill/ general?

So whats a good retirement plan at Disney, does anyone know how many Disney-dollars™ I need to qualify for the hypershill plan?

based review screw

>>82681087
Me on the left

>>82681087
Frankly he's punching well above his weight there even if she's cheating on him.

is this show good

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FUCKING QUEERS

>>82680223
yea I miss James

>>82680223
He had been dead since the start of the season. It was all a dream.

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>>82680074
I'm sure Elle will be a very good girl.

kek delet this

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"I want to ______ Elle Fanning"

>>82679960
>what do you like most about it so far

Ian Mcshane and Anansi

>>82679960
all the erect cock 2bh :)

all kidding aside, it's a fun ride so far and holy shit the casting is damn good.

Wednesday, Anansi, Media. Czernobog...

>>82679960
>>What did you like most about it so far?
The technology boy scene was the best bit so far. It's a super solid show though and if they can keep it up it'll be the best show of 2017(they won't be able to keep it up).

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>>82679956
hot hot hot HOT HOT

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>Snatched, the new skanky-titled Amy Schumer film, is recommended to all Black Lives Matter lemmings. With their childish sense of racist oppression, they aren’t smart enough to recognize how their white liberal enablers — such media folk as comedienne Schumer — live, work, and prosper according to an unacknowledged social law.

>Hawn’s career blossomed at the cusp of feminism, before feminism became an excuse for obsessive personal selfishness of the type that Schumer celebrates this millennium. Not even Levine’s adolescent sensitivity is enough to undo Schumer’s obnoxiousness. Schumer has created a grating persona that lacks decency, trust, and charm. Like Lena Dunham, she verges on indulging the implicit misogyny of producers Paul Feig and Judd Apatow. Her shtick is part doormat, part douche.

>Yet Schumer suffers no social stigma no matter how relentlessly she portrays spoiled, disgusting, self-involved, ignorant, blue-eyed, blonde, white girls — that’s the oppression Black Lives Matter kids cannot articulate. They need to learn that in today’s politicized popular culture — to paraphrase Mel Brooks’s satire of Western hegemony in History of the World, Part One – “It’s good to be a Schumer.”

It was way better than Prometheus.In fact i wish Prometheus was actually a backstory that was included in this film.People who bitch about trivial shit in the film are fucking retarded hipsters.

It's not even out yet numbnuts

>>82679927
No it wasnt they fucking ruined it by making the Alien man-made!

They fucking ruined the mythology

>>82679598

daily reminder season 3 sucked, mainly cause of the host change

also literally the entire season was just filler acts with shit we had already seen in prior seasons and knew as soon as they walked out and saw their props it wasnt going to fool them

they litterally had teh producer interupt one of the final episodes and give a guy an award because it had been so fucking long since someone did something new

and they were still 99% on his trail

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I wanna top Alyson's trick if you know what im saying :)

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>>82679598
A FUCKING COOKIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF0afU5bF4M

>>82678651
What's the matter, triggered? Haha, BTFO!

>>82678651
SNL for its entire 30+ year history has always gotten its highest ratings when it was political. Through every single presidential scandal

>>82678768
Can you read?