hard mode: no horror movies allowed
Blind Fury, Rutger Hauer is Zatoichi the Vietnam vet.
It has an all-star B-list cast and an annoying brat, and lots of Rutger unzipping people with his cane sword.
>>79810950
>all those seagal threads
>nobody ever makes memes out of this kino
This was a comfy Tim-core flick. Anyone know where I can find Jungle 1 Jungle?
>>79810922
BABOON! OBLIGATED?
>>79810922
that young Leelee tho
if yall aint seen it For Richer or Poorer is also decent Timcore
>>79810922
>Jungle 1 Jungle
That doesn't even make any sense.
What does /tv/ think of this?
>>79810830
Liked it
i dunno im not too smart i thought it was real neat you know the low grass camera at the start during the boar hunt was kinda tacky but after that it was beautiful n shit
>>79810830
Masterpiece.
Hi, I'm new here and I was wondering what everyone here thinks is the best new TV show this year. :)
penis?
>>79810708
Have you checked out blacked.com?
>>79810708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ6CPq0H8IU
http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/films/2010aprjun/monteiro.html
>João César Monteiro (1939-2003) remains among the most indelible and unusual figures in the history of Portuguese cinema, a visionary and profoundly eccentric filmmaker whose unique contribution to postwar European film is only gradually being recognized today. A cosmopolite imagination tethered by a provincial attachment to Lisbon, a libertine with an obscurely puritanical streak, an unrelenting aesthete guided by an archaic spirit – Monteiro was a deliberately contradictory and difficult artist who obdurately resisted affiliation with any declared “school” of filmmaking.
>Raised in a devoutly Catholic family yet an avowed atheist as an adult, in many of his late films Monteiro cast himself in the recurrent leading role of “Joao do Deus”- named for the Portuguese-born patron saint of prostitutes, the infirm and fishermen but a wholly secular figure, a perverse Buster Keaton-like dreamer drawn to young women and possessed of a patient defiance of the established social order.
Has anyone seen his films? I bought a collection of his ages ago but never got around watching them.
Also can someone tell me why the collection is so expensive nowadays? I remember paying about 60€ for it. Now it is for sale used for almost 300€ everywhere: https://www.amazon.fr/João-César-Monteiro-Lintégralité-Coffret/dp/B00015VOMW/
>>79810675
No one?
>>79810675
just download his flicks from kg or ptp
>>79812772
>>79810675
There's a lot of youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4yDr88BU-Y
Just saw this.
What are some other good movies/tv shows about the War on Drugs, particuarly around the Mexican border?
>>79810342
Traffic...
>>79810342
blunts character was such a liberal prissy bitch
>>79810342
Clear and Present Danger
It's centered around the Colombian cartels, but still drug trafficking kino.
I watched it all. I didn't get anything out of this show. And maybe I'm low brow, but can someone help me to understand this show better? Maybe someone who is Catholic, idk.
I thought the cinematography was great.
*walks towards you*
I'm an atheist and it was touching and poignant.
You don't have to be religiou to get something from it. Just leave your cynicism outside.
It's about muh parents. And also he's a saint.
>Looks smugly at the camera
>Something, something, something... "all according to plan, the end justifies the mean, etc"
>Knocks the table two times with his knuckle
Is it autism?Also House of Cards general
The train murder is where the show jumped le shark. Maybe even earlier with Peter. But fuck if the subway scene wasnt the most satisfying shit ever.
>>79810101
>general
just fuck yourself faggot
>>79810138
The show turned to absolute shit in the third season. I forced myself to sit through the whole season then dropped it when there was no payoff at the end. They gave him presidency too quickly. What a fucking waste of a great show.
>you smart
>you loyal
>I appreciate ya
What did he mean by this?
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
>>79809815
Put dis money in ya SAVINGS account
Ride wit me though the journey of more success
Is she /ourgirl/?
>>79809600
who cares, they killed off the best character
rip based chemist
>>79809659
he was stil alive though
>>79809600
Kill yourself you stupid fuck
Who is more important in making a movie good - the director or the writer?
I'd go with the writer. If the script is shit, there's not much a director can do to make the movie good, but if the movie has a good script, it's easy to forgive a lot of shortcomings on the director's part.
Director.
Buck stops with the director and a good director can turn a mediocre screenplay into gold
>>79809581
Doesn't the director have editing privileges?
Writer. Everytime.
Director just takes the credit of everything.
Was this the moment where Twin Peaks jumped the shark?
>>79808885
The Little Nicky scenes are a strong contender too.
>>79808885
Anything beyond the 1st season is shit
The shark has yet to be jumped, gentlemen. We ain't seen nothin' yet.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr says I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell
>Scarlett Jo-ham-son
>>79809049
she probably just goes on the model diet of cocaine and cigarettes for a couple weeks.
Who thought that cleavage was a good idea? I literally can't watch TNG because her boobs are consonantly on screen. It's detracting af
>>79808469
Gene Roddenberry.
Seriously, dude was a big tit lover. Originally Troi was supposed to have four tits.
its just an image, stare to your heart's content
its not like this is gonna happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty4PhRWt1hU
>>79808499
Sound's like he was ahead of his time
Just saw Hidden Figures, and I'm curious in regards to how faithful the adaptation of the lead characters were in the film.
The handling of the characters and plotting felt convenient and artificial to me. As someone who had no prior knowledge of the story before viewing, the main trio seemed to handle every matter flawlessly, and every adversity or tribulation they faced in the film was influenced solely by external factors (segregation, deficient women's rights, race, etc.). Not one of their failings were derived from an inherent flaw they possessed.
Ultimately it seemed to be a product of weak writing to conveniently illustrate the leading lady's as geniuses who were truly above and beyond. I'd be really surprised if they happened to be as proficient in real life as they were depicted in the film, as it was not convincing to me in the slightest.
Also, Glenn Powell should play Aiden Gillen in his inevitable biopic.
I thought this movie looked like a decent character drama.
I'm basically just going to assume it's a message movie with Kevin Costner and that the important thing is they overcome prejudice to work together.
How right would I be?
>>79808450
>we need those strong empowered black women to get our astronauts into space.
Protip : in real life these women had a role more akin to that of a secretary. Real mathematician came up with the equations and they had rooms full of women double-checking the math.
>>79808496
This is thoroughly portrayed in the film