How do I become an actor? I'm 19 and live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no experience.
>>82534156
>>82534307
I don't know if that'll work for a dude my age
You are an amateur. Find an amateur director, an amateur screenwriter and something like a smartphone and do two dozen shitty short movies. That will give you some experience.
why didn't frodo hide the ring in his bum?
>>82533823
Cause then Sauron could see his dumps, stupid.
>>82533823
Why didn't your mother abort you?
>>82533823
What if he had to shit?
Would you guys recommend this?
>>82533694
If you're smart enough to understand it, yes.
Yes. When I was 17 this was some hot shit.
Also May
If you're a teenager, yes
Otherwise, maybe, it's okay but nothing special
Marvel nu-males BTFO
Is this an Evian ad?
GreenPeace the movie.
Reddit would be proud.
>$70 million domestic
>$130 worldwide
>39% RT score
Put me in the screen cap
Did she ever apologize?
>"you have to live in the moment bro"
>takes picture of asshole
>"live in the nooow"
>takes several pictures of vagina
>"you can't have a phone in front of you all the time"
>cries over paltry paycheck of 16 million while taking picture of her cunt
Of course not. She's a stuck up ho
>>82533213
For being a degenerate whore?
What did you think of season's finale?
Looks like Damian is beingtight lippedabout it, as usual.
before i share my opinion can someone tell me what damian's pronouns are?
thank all
>>82532904
wasn't as good as episode 11. still liked it
60s, 70s, 80s, or 90s?
>>82532882
2010's is far superior. Several recent movies are destroying box office records.
>>82532931
90's capekino was better
80s
what is the cinematic equivalent of this?
It would be the Citizen Kane of memes
>>82532786
I really really like this image
Troubled child 2
Shit-tastically boringly predictable reddit films like:
Arrival
Blade Runner 2049
Dune
I didn't think there could be a director that was more of a hack than JJ Abraham.
He's weaksause like Nolan
I can't think of a modern director that is intelligent enough to make quality kino
yeah he's currently the new big fedora-core director. boring, inoffensive, mediocre movies with """"""tension""""" meme cinematography, ebic plot twists...
he's just one step above capeshit, which is not really a big achievement
>>82533120
>inoffensive, mediocre
the death of art right there
I recently watched Lucky Number Slevin and wanted to find more work that the kid was in. Came across 30 Days of Night. The movie poster is 10/10, but is the movie itself actually worthy of my time?
I like vampire films, but what does /tv/ think about this film?
It's a solid time pass.
>>82532718
great premise, decent execution
worth your time
>>82532755
Just found out was a graphic novel. Did you read that?
What is some cult leader kino?
passion of the christ XD
his "not an arguement" meme doesn't make sense
an arguement is literally just an assertion
>>82532641
That one movie from the 70s or 80s about Mohammad that went to great lengths not to offend muslims but ended up causing riots.
Have you ever found yourself in the position of Edward Norton as depicted in this role?
>>82532617
You mean literally schizophrenic? No, never.
no i never had an imaginary friend that was actually me and started and underground fight club that turned into a terrorist group
>>82532711
>>82532732
Like the protagonist's life before meeting Tyler Durden
I'm tired of being an aspie faggot that watches shit like Her and Blue is the Warmest Color. I want to go Chad mode.
What are the best Chad movies and TV shows?
>>82532435
You literally just watch whatever is the most popular tv show right now and that's it, if you watch a movie you have to forget it even exists the second you're done watching if you want to be a true Chad.
>>82532435
Films to get motivated?
>Fighter
>Warrior
>Rocky
>Man of Steel
>Never back down
>300
>Predator
TOP GUN
If God is all powerful then he cannot be all good.
>>82532088
fuck Man Of Steel and Batman Vs. Superman is the climax of Cape Kino
How can Nolan even compete with Snyder?!
If God is all powerful then he still couldn't have made this movie turn out good.
but Superman is all good, so he is not god. Just a boy from kansas trying to do right
Can someone explain to me this movie?
>photorealistic animation
>star studded game of thrones cast
>probably massive budget
>feature film length
It must have cost 200 million dollars to make this shit and yet I saw no marketing or anything nor did I see it open in any theaters? How much money did this thing lose?
>>82532003
It's a glorified ad for the game essentially. Why are you so obsessed with how much money movies make anyway?
>>82532160
If you throw around 200 million bucks like its candy you're going to go bankrupt.
>>82532196
And? Do you work for Square Enix or its competitors? Do you get a kickback from its profits?