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Come with me and you will see.
A late-night-freak-show-Jubilee!
Kick the Sandman in his sack;
Stay up late - Insomniac!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1sHO_cF0ck
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There's a huge Insomniac pack on MySpleen.
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I want to go back
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>>79541481
Often imitated, never replicated.
This show was great.
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Watching Star Wars for the first time
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Which order should I watch them in?
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7-6-1-2-3-4-5
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>>79541450
The phantom edit-4-5-6-7
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>>79541450
Watch the ot for your enjoyment, then the pt for the memes and to understand the plinkett review and then finally the newest cancer to look at everthing that is wrong with society and to understand e;r's review.
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>"A refurbishedBig Lebowskiis on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any bowling alley. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Twenty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun."
>"Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seenThe Big Lebowskiover a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little bowling-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode."
>“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.
>“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously."
>“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.
>“Anything, sir, anything!”
>“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to seeThe Big Lebowskiagain?”
>"He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What adreadfulthing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities."
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LEAVE MY FAVOURITE MOVIE ALONE!
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Wow, that's just.. cruel, dude.
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>>79541406
OP copied the story about how Alec Guinness did this to a child after Star Wars(1977) was released. OP is a massive faggot.
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>"As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children."
What did he mean by this.
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>"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."
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This meme will be dead in a couple months when this guy becomes Canadian Trump.
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>"Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters."
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Clerks 3 Officially Dead 2017-02-18 03:01:00 Post No.79541193
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Who knew.
Apparently the guy who plays Randall (LOOK UP HIS REAL NAME BEFORE YOU HIT POST!!!) backed out after agreeing to do it.
Word on the street is he wanted more money than the investors were willing to give.
Fucking Randall. That actor has not done shit since Clerks... except Clerks 2. Is his plate REALLY that full?
Sure it might be shit, but it's still one of the few series you can say has spanned almost 3 decades. It's kinda like watching your kids grow up.
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He wound up not liking acting as much as he thought he would. A man can change his mind you know. A man can turn down money because of his own integrity.
Having said that, I was looking forward to Clerks 3 but I'm just as fine with it being dead, as I felt Clerks 2 had a fantastic ending.
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>>79541521
It wasn't that though.
According to Smith's latest Fatman on Batman, they offered him more money to begin with, and just as things were getting rolling, he asked for even more. He most likely assumed they'd cave rather than lose the film.
He bet wrong.
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I thought that guy turned into a director for independent movies.
And for the record, Clerks 2 sucked ass.
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I'm at S02E04. Not feeling it anymore.
Convince me to either drop it or not
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I'm at S00E00 i really don't give a shit
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>>79541206
haha epic joke, my friend.
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>>79541097
Haven't watched episode 4. Why aren't you hooked after episode 3, I was really surprised by how it ended.
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RIP Warren Frost
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Was he the first ever cuck in a mainstream television show?
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>>79541034
Twin Peaks actors dropping like flies lately.
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>>79541089
This, holy shit
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What is next for Emma's career?
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>>79540885
my cock in her mouth
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one of these days, she'll eventually get a taste of the hong kong dong like the other emmas
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>>79540885
Literally who? More shitty television
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What's your excuse /tv/?
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It's Saturday.
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>>79540871
My Daddy's coming around to fuck me tomorrow, also it's Saturday.
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On the train home now. Fucked her twice.
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>dude why do men get married lmao
>gets married to a sheboon
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Dude I'm alt right now so I don't like him anymore lmao
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she's a racist hypocrite as well.
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>>79540834
seriously though, his stand up from a few years ago used to rip into people for getting married. how the fuck could you focus on something like that so much and then go get married.
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You ever wonder why we're here?
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You're a deep thinker
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>>79540647
I desire big guys and flight plans.
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>>79540686
UUUU
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Will he get a biopic?
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literally who?
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They've already made two.
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>>79540486
i thought he was shot at a zoo last year
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THE DCEU DIRECTOR REVOLVING DOOR 2017-02-18 02:30:36 Post No.79540341
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THE DCEU DIRECTOR REVOLVING DOOR
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>Ben Affleck was asked to direct both MAN OF STEEL and an earlier version of JUSTICE LEAGUE and declined.
>Zack Snyder beat Darren Aronofsky, Matt Reeves, Duncan Jones and Jonathan Liebesman for the MAN OF STEEL gig. Reportedly for being the only one willing to work with David Goyer's subpar script.
>Michelle MacLaren dropped out of WONDER WOMAN due to creative differences and was replaced by Patty Jenkis.
>Jeff Nichols was in talks to write and direct AQUAMAN but dropped out due to creative differences and was replaced by James Wan.
>Phil Lord and Chris Miller were approached to write and direct THE FLASH but declined in favor of HAN SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY. They produced one draft which was discarded by Warner in favor of a new script by Seth Grahame-Smith. He eventually dropped out due to creative differences and his script was discarded as well. Rick Famuyiwa was then brought in to write and direct the movie but also dropped out due to creative differences and his script had to be discarded as well. The movie is slated for a page one rewrite and remains directorless.
>David Ayer was rushed into directing SUICIDE SQUAD and is now being rushed into directing GOTHAM CITY SIRENS.
>Brad Peyton is rumored to direct BLACK ADAM and Adam F. Sandberg is reportedly in early talks to helm SHAZAM.
>Greg Berlanti was in talks to direct BOOSTER GOLD but appears to have dropped out due to creative differences. He is now helming a remake of LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS.
>Doug Liman was attached to long-gestating JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK project which went right back to no developments. He has since picked up two other movies that appear to have priority over it.
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>implying Mel won't save The Batman
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Just get brett ratner and end it already
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>>79540341
Is this the official wb job application general?
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>The opening song sets up the challenges Belle faces when it shows the boys going to school as the girls do the laundry.
>She invents a washing machine powered by a donkey that frees the little girls from their chores and gives her the time to teach one how to read.
>But the deeply suspicious villagers destroy it. 'They don’t think women should read and it goes further than that,' the Harry Potter star said.
>'Breaking the washing machine is symbolic of ... them really trying to break her spirit and trying to push her and mold her into a more "acceptable" version of herself.'
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What's you point anon?
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>>79540181
Muh femminism
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She ruined the character by making Belle the inventor. Now her father is just the bumbling village idiot
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What some good Russian kino?
I've never seen a single Russian film.
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>>79540149
Anything by Tarkovsky obviously
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>>79540170
Who?
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>>79540149
Lieutenant Kije and Ivan Grozny
>>79540186
Don't listen to him. Tarkovsky is boring and shallow.