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>>83977349
Who fucking cares. It's a useless forest planet filled with barbaric primitives. We should focus our forces on planets that matter.

>>83977349

What about it? Nobody cares about your hairy faggot boyfriend.

>>83977349
lmao what the fuck is this dude?

>a cone in his fucking head

I like Legend

The concept is inherently goofy so unless you have top-tier acting, photography, effects, pacing and music, the juvenile nature of the story will make it seem cheesy.

>>83977227
>Legend
>Krull
>Labryinth
>The Sword and the Sorceror
>Dragonslayer
>The Dark Crystal
>Flash Gordon

I wouldn't say -bad- but extremely easy to become cheesy

>Always some motherfucker trying to iceskate uphill

>everyday with this thread

Hiro bot to make the board look like a fast one for advertisers

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I never watched it in a packed theater to begin with because my mom didn't let me watch PG-13 movies until I was actually 13 and I was only 7 or 8 when it came out

>>83977015
Was that the exact moment you knew you were going to be different?

>>83977015
lol what's a child doing on this adult board

>>83976828
>yfw you find out she's older than Ginger irl

>>83976828
Go outside.

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>>83977139
b-but there's people out there

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>>83976766
Those are the awesome picks !!! What's wrong with THAT !!!?

>>83976766
haha autism! upvoted :)

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Yeah

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>He's cis, and I don't like him!

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>Join me Spidrman! Together we can forge a new world ruled by us
>No! You're a monster! You're a murderer! You're a...
>*flashback to Peter reading Mein Kampf*
> You're a Jew!
>Goblin recoils as if struck , hissing
>You've made an awful choice Spiderman! I'll grind The American Nazi Party into the dust!

They should have left the scene that way, it was so powerful. I can kind of see how it may offend modern audiences though

>>83976530
I liked it
The out of place comic relief wasn't re occuring enough to bother me. Sophia did a great job and made me want Ahmanet to succeed. Cruz also had a good performance although the love interest felt forced. I wish there was more creepy skeletal mummy scenes and horror though.
I'd give it a 7/10

I went in expecting a terrible movie and parts of it were even worse than I thought they'd be. Saw it with a group in a mostly empty theater, so banter made it more enjoyable.

Sofia was pretty good and Crowe's Hyde scene was fun so I guess I'd agree that as a whole, the movie isn't as bad as the reviews say. If Ahmanet returns in a future Dark Universe movie, maybe it'll be good otherwise wgaf

Nick made the wrong choice choosing the blonde.

>Jurassic Park 1 that low

>>83976505
none of those

>>83976521

This.

it's all reddit

>>83976343
only an brain-dead insecure faggot would ask such a question
turn it off when you no longer enjoy it
this board is trash

I'd say 12 is the last watchable season.

>>83976303
Because she's imagining you licking her fully engorged clit when she's extremely aroused.

>>83976303
Because she wants you to wear a castity cage.

Truly best emma.

>>83976303
Not again. Stop.

>>83976196
I liked it.

Better than the real world.

>that episode where ozzy gets addicted to burritos

SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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>Okay, I'll be good cop and you'll be bap cop

MOOOODDDDSSSS!!!

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>oh I get it, you're the good cop and he's the bad cop

kek it's exactly like the anime one

>>83975865
Nose got more Jewish

>TFW balding was in style back in the 50s

the good ones always die too young

>>83975770
S

What's Satan's tax policy?

DUCK YOU DONALD DRUMPF YOU DID THIS I KNOW YOU DID