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>Michael Haneke's upcoming film "Happy End", starring Isabelle Huppert and Mathieu Kassovitz, will follow a bourgeois upper class French family in the midst of the refugee crisis. Many scenes were filmed in the infamous Calais migrant camp "jungle".
I am so ready for those native Europeans to be put in their place.
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>>80225014
>not know anything about Calais
>post anyway
good job m8
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>>80225014
I'm unironically really psyched for this. Haneke makes very good films, Huppert is one of the best actresses in the world and deserves an Oscar, and it also will have Jean-Louis Trintignant.
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>>80225283
Tell me about Calais.
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Longest time you sat watching movies? 2017-03-09 09:32:20 Post No.80224966
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Longest time you sat watching movies?
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I watched Nymphomaniac Vol I Director's cut, Nymphomaniac Vol II Director's cut, Kingdom of Heaven Director's cut all in one day.
Around 9 hours in one setting only interrupted by bathroom & grabbing food to eat in front of the movie breaks.
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I think I've done four movies in the theatre in one day, so around 8 hours.
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>>80225122
Remember the name of any of the 4?
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On oxy from having my wisdom teeth out I watched all the extended lotr movies. I think that's like 12 hours
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I found the location for the annual /tv/ meetup
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>>80224880
where are the showers?
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any electrical sockets to plug in my slow cooker? otherwise Im not going sorry.
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The question is, what movie did we all agree on?
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Did you enjoy this movie?That scene when she gets dolled up to seduce daddy
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who would win /tv/?
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>>80224939
orpHqyo has KEEEEK on her side
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>>80224796
No it was fucking awful, I just was waiting for someone to deck that little cunt in the face for the whole movie.
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That shit fuck! Beckons me to the city only to spurn me like a thin wasted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!
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>>80224785
I didn't want him to die, even if he did a lot of bad things.
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>>80224814
Yeah, iktf
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>>80224814
He was also an underdog in a lot of ways. We wanted to see him win with his things.You want him to win everything except versus Spartacus.
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Hugh Jackman Set to Star in Mann's Enzo Ferrari 2017-03-09 09:19:33 Post No.80224735
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Hugh Jackman Set to Star in Mann's Enzo Ferrari
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http://deadline.com/2017/03/hugh-jackman-michael-mann-noomi-rapace-ferrari-1202039278/
>Noomi Rapace in talks to play Ferrari's wife
What does /tv/ think of this casting? I'm surprised by it, myself. Is Jackman a big enough star, the kind Mann needs for the types of films he makes? And what about him as an actor? Haven't seen enough to judge. Hope this pays off for the film and Mann.
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>>80224735
>Is Jackman a big enough star, the kind Mann needs for the types of films he makes?
>I only knows him from Xmans!
You stupid fucking cunt.
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>things are starting to move for a summer 2018 production start.
2018?! WTF, why so far in the future?
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Why don't they just cast Mesut Özil for that?
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What was this shot meant to convey?
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that he keeps things under his bed
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>>80224621
Paranoid. Keeps a weapon under his bed.
Or he puts that thing up his butt.
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>>80224621
It's meant to convey that you should purchase Gelpetro™ petroleum jelly
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Which one will you end up as, /tv/?
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neither. I won't even have a wife
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rust most likely, but i wont have spoopy pedo cabals to fill my time with so i'll just end up drinking myself to death
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>>80224499
Yeah it's looking this way for me too currently.
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Better than Django?
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>>80224290
Better use of Walton Goggins, so yeah
also JJL was supercute
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fuck no this movie was laughably bad.
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>>80224290
yes.
it was my favourite recent tarantino movie, but thats probably because The Thing is one of my favourite movies of all time.
still not as good as Reservoir Dogs or Jackie Brown though
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is this accurate?
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>>80224045
Winter Light is film all the others are flicks
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>>80224045
Close, you need this to guide you on what a cinema is.
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>>80225042
hey I fixed this for you
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ITT: Movies with -10/10 soundtracks 2017-03-09 08:34:31 Post No.80223916
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ITT: Movies with -10/10 soundtracks
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passengers
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>>80223987
i heard kermit say too, but what song was it and how was it badly used?
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>>80223916
HELP
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN
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>media tells you to cut cable
>subscribe for pretty much every new streaming service that comes out
>end up spending more for all those streaming services than you ever did with cable
>OMG ANON YOU GOTTA SEE THIS GREAT NEW SHOW ON [INSERT STREAMING SERVICE HERE]. WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE IT YET? OH JUST SUBSCRIBE TO IT FOR 10 BUCKS A MONTH.
>he literally has to pay even more bills than he ever did before
Where does it end?
Why not just torrent everything for free? All these shows get ripped and put online anyway.
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go go go
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>>80223897
I stopped watching TV over 10 years ago...believe when I say that nothing of any value has been lost...
Only thing I care to check is hockey and F1, I can stream both those live...
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Netflix only. Theirs is the only good original content.
Everything else is torrents.
Come on, /tv/. Don't tell me you're subscribed to anything else...?
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>I don't like Legion
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>i have a contrarian opinion, i'm a special snowflake, i did it hate first!
literally who anyway
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>>80223786
i dropped it after the 3rd episode when i realized it's just gonna be the same shit every episode
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>>80223852
Some randoms that popped up when I googled Legion to find reviews of tonight's episode
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now that this is a confirmed flop, can we safely say that the end of white capeshit is upon us?
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White cape shit ended with Black Panther. Boseman is black or did you forget?
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>>80223502
but this is the first true MCU failure and it stars a white lead and was the center of some SJW controversy
will any new projects starring white males ever come to fruition now? doubtful. it's safer nowadays to go with a minority
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>>80223502
BP will flop.
The age of cinema is simply over. You could make the best film ever and in today's day and age, it would still bomb at the office.
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was niles crane a nazi? because he looked like one.
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>>80223382
Him and Fraiser were liberal as fuck
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>>80223382
Some of us just have blond hair OP
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>british nazi
he was a fashionista