The Witch
La La Land
The Lobster
Everybody Wants Some!!
Hacksaw Ridge
Literally anything
I really thought The Lobster would win best screenplay. Holy shit that was a wellwritten movie.
>Parsec
>a unit of distance used in astronomy, equal to about 3.26 light years (3.086 × 1013 kilometres). One parsec corresponds to the distance at which the mean radius of the earth's orbit subtends an angle of one second of arc.
>a unit of distance
How did Lucas fuck up this badly
Are you telling me his script went through all these people, some of them possibly in atrophysics, and no one picked it up?
Maybe it bended space tiny enough to make the run only a parsec long.
No one except the Black Science Man That Lectures On Twitter gives a fuck
>>79928229
>Earth
>Galaxy far, far away
What did Lucas actually mean by this?
Why the hell is Arwen shown on every poster? She doesn't do jack shit besides riding a horse in the first movie.
Her face is the same size as fucking Frodo on the second and third one.
Somebody explain it to me. Eowyn isn't even on the third one, even though she killed the witch-king of angmar in that.
Did they really need a female character that bad?
Liv Tyler is so FUCKING hot
>>79928212
>not liking qt elves
Awful posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JG6f5_37tg
>>79928176
isn't gaston supposed to be buff
>>79928176
why is this infinitely gayer than the cartoon version?
How long until she's nude?
>Two Iranian hard-line newspapers have criticized Asghar Farhadi‘s best foreign film Oscar, claiming “politics” brought him the award.
>The Keyhan daily said on Tuesday that President Donald Trump‘s executive order to ban U.S. entry for citizens of seven Muslim-majority countries, including Iran, was behind the award for “The Salesman.”
>The Javan daily says “Farhadi owes Donald Trump and the Democrats’ media propaganda for his second Oscar” and argues that the Oscar was an individual’s achievement rather than success of the Iranian cinema.
http://pagesix.com/2017/02/28/iranian-hard-line-newspapers-criticize-farhadis-oscar-win/
They're literally not wrong.
>claiming “politics” brought him the award.
I'm aMuslimmyself (Please don't bully) and they're right about this.
>TFW /pol/acks will happily stand alongside the goddamn ayatollahs if it fits their pet hatred
You guys don't believe in ANYTHING.
>>79928384
i'd rather stay with persians than fucking KIKES
what do we think of him?
>>79928073
there's no "we" in this, sub-human
>>79928073
He's literally perfect.
>never makes a bad movie
>fucks hot bitches then dumps them when they hit the wall
>lets his friends have his sloppy seconds
>had a kid and doesn't give a shit about it
>does his own stunts
>gets the satisfaction of being high up in a cult without the shit of actually running the cult
>richest actor ever
>pioneered the "give me 10% of the box office" system
>gives manlets all over the world hope
>once made a "prankster" cry purely through a stern talking to
>used to fuck his sister's friends when he was a teen
>isn't successful because his dad is a billionaire or whatever, worked hard and was rewarded fairly
What the fuck is David Ayer's problem?
This might be one of the ugliest films I've ever watched
especially from a mainstream hollywood release
every scene uglier and nastier than the last.
just when you think it couldn't get uglier...we get the Arnold epilog...Should have done something totally different.
that Deathstroke Actor was the only likable person in the film (Besides black guy and lady cop)
serious a pure sleaze film. 7/10. Worth a watch
>>79927972
This film pisses me off just thinking about it. I don't have a high bar for action films, but this was unwatchable. Bunch of unlikeable characters doing unlikeable things. Not even fun
>we will never get the full uncut Directors vision of sabotage
>I thought she was with you
Movie could have done with more lines like this.
Not asking for some sort of forced, soulless MCU quip-a-thon, but moments of levity like that would really lend those characters some humanity.
>>79927712
>Bruce emails Dianna
>Dianna shows up to help him and Superman
>I thought she was with you
What the fuck, Bruce?
>CGI superhero nonsense
Fuck yourselves into comas
EURO THREAD ONLY: post only the purest kino from your country
>>79927319
>ONLY
umm, xenophobe bigots are NOT welcome on our board
>>79927354
how's your wife's son?
>>79927525
I don't know, Jamal has taken him out for the day
>Worst depiction of comic character
>Still better and more memorable than any Marvel villain
You can't refute this.
>>79927066
Yellow Jacket and one movie villains tend to be good (bar Ultron)
>better
no
>memorable
disasters are easily remembered
I didn't like BvS much, but when I ignored that he's supposed to be Lex Luthor that's what I noticed too. He felt like he had actual impact in the movie while Marvel villains are almost always extremely underwhelming.
SS's villain was probably worse than every single Marvel villain ever though.
Face it, you want his sweater collection.
>>79926914
I want his Plomo and Plata collection
>>79926954
Plata o Plomo, the new fragrance by Escobar.
Anyone else cry like a bitch whenhis son tells him he deserves the best birthday?
Yes, yes... well done La La Land...
H
Great thread
GIVE ME THE POINTS.... I MEAN OSCAR
Which X-Men films are currently canon?
If I want to get into the upcoming movies, can I just start at First Class?
>>79926796
Don't bother it's not worth it. I'm being serious. Just watch Deadpool and Logan. The X-Men canon is nonsensical. First Class isn't even that great.
>>79926796
They all are.
It's just Logan goes back in time to save everyone.
They tried to soft reboot it with Days of Future Past but then they already fucked that up when apocalypse came out.
Fox doesn't give a shit, you shouldn't give a shit, take each film as it is, and most of them are bad.
The King of /tv/ strikes yet again.
How can one man be so based?
Armond White top 10 films based on his ballot for the 2012 Sight and Sound poll:
>Avventura, L'
1960
Michelangelo Antonioni
>Intolerance
1916
D.W. Griffith
>Jules et Jim
1962
François Truffaut
>Lawrence of Arabia
1962
David Lean
>Lola
1961
Jacques Demy
>Magnificent Ambersons, The
1942
Orson Welles
>Nashville
1975
Robert Altman
>Nouvelle Vague
1990
Jean-Luc Godard
>Passion of Joan of Arc
1927
Carl Theodor Dreyer
>Sansho Dayu
1954
Mizoguchi Kenji
Thoughs?
>>79926905
Pure kinos
>>79926787
I fucking love Armond White
Goodnight, cable TV.
https://tv.youtube.com/
https://youtube.googleblog.com/2017/02/finally-live-tv-made-for-you.html
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>A cloud DVR, with no storage limits.
>Watch YouTube TV on any screen—mobile, tablet or computer—and you can easily stream to your TV with a Google Chromecast or Chromecast built-in TV
>YouTube Red Originals
They should put porn on youtube
How YouTube became ThemTube
how will Boomervision compete?