>movie night with my trumptard friend
>put this movie on
>as soon as it starts, his eyes roll back into his head and he starts visibly convulsing and frothing at the mouth
>after movie is finished, I turn it off
>he returns to normal
>"anon, I thought you said you were going to put a movie?"
>"that was 3 hours ago, the movies finished"
>show him the criterion bluray cover
>"is this some kind of joke? The cover is completely blank. I don't understand..."
Abjectively a shit post
>>83830235
Worst made up story I've read on here. Does this anon seriously expect us to believe he has a friend?
I don't know why but I chuckled
Can OP explain what the joke is
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>83830151
DONT STOP ME NOW
>>83830151
Have you thought about my cock today?
nipple
rate my drawing /tv/
What were your thoughts on the series as a whole? Any characters you liked or disliked?
I have no idea why the fuck I watched this shit
New York was disgusting but somehow she got a spinoff
Smiley is best girl
>>83830281
BEYONCE?!
>>83830096
Pure kino
This movie was way better when it was called Alien.
Post sexy Vimeo kino
https://vimeo.com/13359776
https://vimeo.com/145779046
>>83830217
no plot. not interested.
thought this was going to be a kino cunny thread
very disappointed, but I shall partake in this thread my fellow anons teehee
https://vimeo.com/108153873
https://vimeo.com/44583147
https://vimeo.com/76002148
https://vimeo.com/124313553
and somehow my favourite vimeo link that I have saved has been deleted :(
it was a compilation(?) of hot natalie portman scenes, especially when shes a stripper with a pink bob-cut wig
Revive the these horror icons for a modern audience
Easy Mode: Reboot it
Hard Mode: It's a direct sequel to the previous main entry. You must be faithful to events established in previous films.
Friday the 13th Part 11: Winter Wonderland
After numerous disaster relaunches, Crystal Lake gets new management and they decide to rebrand and reopen it as a winter resort.
On Christmas Day, Jason Voorhees claws his way out of from hell to punish the sinners on Jason's naughty list
Ki Ki Ki Ho Ho Ho
Any fans of this film?
Boy, they sure don't make action movies like this anymore.
>5 minutes into ice-cream and chill she gives you this look
most undisputed kino ending of all time
>>83829857
Is that the film where Sutherland sees his own death or something? Damn I remember seeing that on TV a long time ago and never could quite remember the name.
I still don't understand if the midget assassin was meant to be literal or not
>>83829904
He sees more than his own death...
>tfw she will probably die next season
Why didn't you protect Mommy's smile?
>>83829792
I hope not. Tilda needs to go though.
>>83830672
you delete this
I GOT BAWS LIKE FACKIN WATERMELONS
>poo in loos need propaganda just to remind them to use toilets
dot com slash watch?v=ym4EJQ7XORk
@83829487
very funny my friend
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
>>83829472
He's probably dead now
>>83829500
I looked up his actor because you said that, and he is.
Whose leadership style would you sooner submit to?
It's not merely their foxy looks, the comparative aesthetics of their feet or their national origins (Finland and America, respectively). If both of them were sending you to war, which would you be less likely to desert?