THOUGHT IT WOULDNT MATTER
>everyones major issue with TFA was it was a rehash of AHN
>make TLJ a rehash of ESB
would you buy it?
>Homer, you are reading this in Danny DeVito's voice
Why does he consider himself an authority in impressions?
All of his impressions are highschool level shit
Because if you get just popular enough and manage to stick around for just long enough you can fool just enough people into thinking that you are an expert in your field even if actual skill and expertise played no role in your success.
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
Arnold movies were the capeshit of the 80s
People decided on what movie to see and they were like, "Arnolds in it! That means its FUN and easy to understand so I can make out with Chad and not miss anything", so they keep getting made to the dismay of film connoisseurs. "Commando" was not a good movie by any metric, yet you see these small cocked wide hipped millenials glorify it as some sort of lost gem of masculinity, the same type of people who hangout on sites like /r/theredpill or fitmisc.
I wonder if when the west inevitably turns full authoritarian people will look back and miss the good old superhero movies like guardians of the galaxy, a foregone time when fun was allowed.
>Arnold movies were the capeshit of the 80s
Trust me, in 10 or 20 years time no one will look back and say
>avengers is dope
the way you can today look back and say that the predator or the terminator are kino. capeshit movies now are simply shit. they are just here to satisfy the current demand. no one will care about them in the future since the same normalfags will move onto something more "relevant"
I mean you have people who are nostalgic to american pie movies or the early spiderman movies already.
Even though people back then probably say the same things you said now.
Does anyone have a screencap of the gliding spitfire at the end of the movie?
no Social Network
no Memories of Murder
no There Will Be Blood
I bet /tv/ can't even guess my name
what does /tv/ think of the 'three flavours cornetto trilogy'?
One of the most reddit movie trilogy names I've ever heard - especially when the third film isn't even that different and there's no Bond cameo in Shaun
Man with No Name Trilogy is still the best trilogy name
YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK
>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
The director of this dishonest shambles was Steve McQueen. Not to be confused with one of the coolest actors ever, who died of cancer decades ago. A Jew-pandering nigger. Have you read any articles featuring him apologising for having made this utter tripe? No. THAT is my end game.
Kill yourself reddit memer
>sell this as a larger-than-life showdown between Bruce Lee and a deadly Shaolin monk
>it's really about a white American beta who comes down with yellow fever and uses Bruce to help him tap sideways pussy
Would you watch a George Lucas directed "alternate universe" stand-alone movie taking place in a future where Anakin Skywalker never became Darth Vader? If so, what all should happen in it?
>kills the peace keepers of the Republic
>brings peace and properity to the entire Galaxy for ever
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