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Patrician Horror Films for Dates 2017-02-20 04:00:19 Post No.79610715
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Patrician Horror Films for Dates
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2017-02-20 04:00:19
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Going to chill at a girl's apartment on Thursday. I'm supposed to pick a horror film so she gets all jumpy and girly, but I don't want to watch trash either. She likes films centered around killers being extra sadistic to their victims. Any recommendations? Pic somewhat related. Angst is one of my favorites but don't want to deal too much with subtitles if also multitasking with food, drink, and kissing
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Dead End
Now gtfo normie
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You came to the wrong place for dating advice, friendo
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Break into her house and make her live through a real horror movie. That will excite her and make her want to fuck you
HIS NAME IS MR GLASS
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I liked this movie
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>>79610829
Split? ;)
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>I must got a angel, 'cause look how death missed his ass
>Unbreakable,t what, you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?
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Movies only you've seen
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>>79610448
I saw that multiple times in my childhood. Fun little movie
Celine and Julie Go Boating
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would watch this when showed on TCM as a kid. before my time but goddamn was raquel welch in top form.
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cavemen
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Is he back?
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>>79601237
yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
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>>79601237
Nah
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ITT: no newfags allowed
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what is a "newfag"? thanks:)
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>>79610311
>>79610338
no bitch niggas either
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>>79610311
DANGER DURN2YA
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I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?
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>>79610220
Snickers bars suck dick
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>>79610896
/thread
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>>79610896
I only go for twix. It's the only candy with the cookie crunch.
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What are some good movies that have no clear message whatsoever?
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Fight Club
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Goodfellas
Wolf of Wall Street
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Boogie Nights
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So this kino was totally abouteel vampiresright?
>essentially-immortal villain fixated on muh bloodline
>inhabits a castle in europe with suspiciously young-looking followers/servants (for the most part)
>they live forever by harnessing people's life essence, via eels and machines
>peasants burned their shit at the stake long ago
>villain on fire as he dies from a fatal blow -- although desu I thought she was gonna do it straight through the heart like a stake but I guess that didn't happen
just trying to clarify since the film waskind of all over the place.But I think in a nutshell, it's as ifeel vampires find a way to convince rich fucks to come to them instead of kidnapping villagers via infected eel water, so they can succ the life essence out of them into dripping vials and breed exclusively by incest. The "cure to wellness" shit was just a ruse to bait people but the protag learns a lesson in not being a cuck and thinking for himself instead of his jewish masters
thoughts?
overall it was good shit, although I think that may have been the reason why it got mixed reviews. The bizarre plot can very easily go over people's head if they don't think about it, but the truth can't be unseen
also that cop was definitelya nazi based on the helmets on his office right? could hitler have been an eel vampire too according to the movie?
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Just got back from seeing this film. Very good in my opinion.
I still never quite understood how the eels helped produce the blue vials...
Nah dude, the policeman wasnt a nazi. Those were Second Reich era helmets on his wall.
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>>79610211
>the policeman wasnt a nazi. Those were Second Reich era helmets on his wall.
ah ok, just making sure.
But those helmets definitely do prove he's been alive for a very long time and is part of them. The question then arises if other villages are also part of them, like that driver guy too.
do you think so?
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>>79609927
You're close
The baron is obsessed with his pure bloodline so he marries his sister. He is also experimenting with the water for immortality (important later) the villagers kill him and his wife for doing the experiments on the people and cut out the fetus of his sister and throw it in the aquifer, the water has immortal properties hence why the baron and daughter are still around. The down side is it has to be filtered through people somehow to make the vitamins hence the eel stuff and why the people shrivel up. The baron does this so he can marry and bed his daughter once she hits puberty
Also no the officer isnt a nazi, if anything hes a collector of ww1 era stuff
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>LEE!
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>CAHRTUH!
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>>79610078
LEE!
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>BRUCE!
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How many men did she fuck?
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>Dear Diary, February 1, 1988
>I've been going over and over my sexual experiences and have decided that it is important to look at at least the initials of each person I have been with.
>B.
>B.B.
>L.J.
>R.P.
>J.C.L.
>T.T.R.
>D.M.J.
>C.D.M.
>M.R.M.
>D.G.
>G.N.
>G.P.
>D.L.
>M.R.
>M.F.
>R.D.
>T.T.O.
>K.M.Y.
>S.R.
>A.N.
>M.D.
>J.H.
>M.F.
>C.S.
>B.G.D.
>L.D.
>J.H. And several unseen unknowns - out by the cabin.
>T.P.S.
>M.T.
>G.L.
>J.S.
>M.V.L.
>C.S.
>D.M.J.
>A.W.N.
>M.S.R.
>D.D.
>S.C.
>H.P.
>B.E.
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>>79609962
its always the good girls
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>>79609962
>D.L.
David Lynch!?
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God tier zombie movies
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28 days later and 28 weeks later are the best God tier zombie films along with the first Resident Evil movie.
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>>79600251
Romero and 28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later is fucking garbage
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Not sure about god-tier, but The Girl with All the Gifts was pretty good from the recent ones
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ARTHUR?
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>>79609765
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BRAIN?
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>>79609765
You're a big aardvark
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ITT - Actors/Actresses Who Should Be In Prison 2017-02-20 03:26:30 Post No.79609746
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ITT - Actors/Actresses Who Should Be In Prison
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>>79609746
She was irish. Its like running over a dog.
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>>79609789
The law is going to catch up with you, Broderick.
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absolute starkino
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Replace Attack of the Clones with this and the prequels actually look okay
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>cartoon
You need to be 18 to post here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7s53dcTwfQ
My favorite scenes sans the Grievous introduction. It actually manages to give weight to the Vader prophecy with no hamfisted dialogue.
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ITT: We give parting words to the now-closed message boards of the Internet Movie DataBase.
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>>79609117
You mean imdb. that's all people went to the site for. Anyone can search up movie information on any other site.
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Shit, they actually did it. I've been commenting there since 2004, my comments were part of my childhood. It's over :(
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>>79609117
Some "database" if they can't hold on to their forums, huh?