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>>83144668
Sex.

>>83144781

I know some fag will report it but thanks

>>83144781
Nice

I like them but Eli Roth is an acquired taste. Results might vary.

It's pretty dumb. If you want gore there is better stuff out there.

Such as? Im a huge fan of the Saw franchise so i figured i would like this

It was terrible but I could jack off to it

>>83144414
I feel the same about you're mom

>>83145801
Dumb phoneposter

>>83144395
>I love action movies, especially ones with a shit ton of fun violence in them.
You're gonna fucking love Hardcore Henry.

>>83144395
shit idk.

how long were you in so we can guess how much you missed?

>>83144395
Focus on getting employed first you criminal dirtbag

in bitcoin

>>83144392
Bank

>Las Vegas

Run it through slot machines and just keep cashing out until it's all been laundered, then put it in the hotel's safe and go somewhere else for a month.

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>Character has same name
>Acts just like you
>Goes through the same issues
>Kills herself

>>83144352
Shut up Frodo

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>>83144352
Things that never happened.

>>83144074
Mike Lazzo won't fucking retire already.

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Not enough new material by this hunk

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>>83144074
You got older and more mature.

Doubt it. She lies about everything else

>>83144070
Yardley? IDK sounds like a shitty street with abandoned factories

It's funny how she gave her kids surnames as first names but her name is two first names. Makes you think.

>New York Times

FAKE NEWS

>>83143957
The supporting characters are literally the only thing that makes this show any good.
The main cast is fucking awful.

>7.9
sorry m8, dont watch shows with <8.0 ratings

its implied they fugged.

>david resented humanity because he was raped by his creator

hmm

Why wouldn't he just create a sexy fembot instead?

>>83143890
So this is what that Southpark arc was about?

t. Norwegian

>>83143890
WOMEN ARE FUNNY GET OVER IT

>>83143890
So this is the power of female comedy

Logan

Batman cause it doesn't have annoying little girl

TDK by virtue of not being a derivative, humourless drudge.

Like, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that just piling heaps and heaps of depressing scenes on top of each other for two hours without a sliver of levity becomes apathetic for audiences to sit through quickly. But it's le edgy dramatic capekino and makes you look cool to call it a masterpiece so who gives a shit.

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>>83143803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHKE_L76JG4

song for bob is amazing it made the last scene perfect

>"The shotgun would ignite, and Ella Mae would scream, but Robert Ford would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words."
damn

Nick Cave is pretty fedora-euphoric 2bh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJXfkOlCLw

never forget

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Yes. Skip to episode 3.

>>83143724
Thanks, why skip tho?

>>83144008
Because he's a fucking faggot.
>ever skipping episodes

>>83143576
/an/ BTFO

>>83143576
who was in the JUST here?

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If that gay midget touched my doggo it would be lights out