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>uhfahha wut DA fuck Did that whity just tell that nigga to blow him what the FUCK Dawg this shit So fucking GAY fuck

>>83723831
You gotta check for the better theaters in your area. Smaller, quieter places you might not normally look.

>>83723960
There are none. Just two AMCs in the big city and one Showcase in my little suburb.

Are you related to Rob Schneider?

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DAN SCHNEIDER

WHERE ALL MY BITCHES AT

>>83723823
What's with all the feet stuff in your shows?

Kill the boy, eat the bum's beans

fucking that boy with no survivors

to pennis dennis

>>83723682
i watched this for the first time, probably the most confusing lynch film ive seen, and i understand every other one ive seen.

>>83723682
The question is who is Dick Laurent at any given time. Also, Robert Blake knows a thing or two about dead people

>>83724043

watch it 10 times

it turns out to be one of lynch's most logically consistent products

Get high and turn off all the lights and watch this tonight?

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*peaks at u*

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX

my life

she stopped loving me and its been a downward spiral ever since

>>83723632
For me? Inconsistency. I was okay with Star Trek 2009 and even on board with the idea of the whole alternate timeline branching off from the moment Nero's ship arrived in the past. But Into Darkness didn't play by the rules they'd set up. Suddenly we have Khan, a character from the 20th century, well before the beginning of the Kelvin timeline and he's nothing like the Khan we know. So then they started saying it was an alternate universe even before the Narada incident.
Besides the timeline issues, it's absolutely typical of Abrams throw some catastrophe into the mix like the destruction of Vulcan and then do next to nothing with the consequences.
JJ and company go for flashy spectacles but they're horrible at universe building. That's why the Kelvin timeline movies couldn't really go anywhere and why the state of the galaxy makes so little sense in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Because it's cool, fuck you.

>commies
>wise

>>83723400

its called an archetype you retarded nigger

DUDE

LIKE

INTERCONNECTIVITY

WOAH

That was a pretty sweet rifle.

Forrest Cuck never even got to fuck Jenny, I'm pretty sure. Also how come Gump and Lt. Dan are millionaires but can only land an AIDS hooker and a Kim Jong looking wife?

Even if Forrest had sex with her there are the genes about about 300 other random males of varying ethnicities and races in that little fag's brainstem due to his mother being a cum dumpster skank

>>83723938
Uhh that's not how it works. She can get fucked by 100 guys at once, but the egg will only accept one sperm cell

I don't waste my money on tickets.

>going the cinema
>paying for movies
>tripfaging

Jesus Christ dude, how have you not killed yourself.

>>83722955
i dont pay to watch flicks i only watch films at the theaters

dwayne 'the rock' johnson is awesome. dwayne 'hollywood actor' johnson is good support

T. DISCONNECTED CRITIC
its a RAUNCHY r-rated lil comedy for the FANS, not for HATERS or critics #LITTY

>>83722935
Needed more bare breasts, but otherwise okay

Remember when this show started out really good and then turned to shit after like the 2nd season?

Why did she mouth the word "Francuck" at him when he was doing his forth wall monologue about the presidential oath?

The original hair style she had made her hot as fuck to me, why did they changed it? also her older woman baldness is way more fucking pronounced like this.

How the fuck am i supposed to watch a show about magic politicians if i can't mantain a boner watching an old woman give long overly rendundant monologues.

>>83722727
Based desu

>>83722727
Who the fuck cares

Its just a guitar you pussies

>>83722727
Leigh's "whoa whoa whoa!!" is so genuine I love it.

>>83722640
Hey, Crustacean Boy.

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>>83722640
Hey, Vern.

>>83722640
I actually sort of miss this show.