>show called "House of Cards"
>said house of cards doesn't collapse
Jesus fucking Christ, are they going to drag this on for 10+ seasons? This is getting old fast.
I just finished season 2, if I stop there will I miss much?
>>84015463
Season 5 is the best. Watch it.
>>84015463
don't listen to this >>84015501 fag. Season 5 is the worst.
how was this acceptable? 44 year age difference
I T W A S A D I F F R E N T T I M E
>>84015270
Holling aged really slowly duh
>>84015425
holling said he was afraid hed outlive shelley
Were they wrong here?
>>84015154
Yes, because that's not a pusy
>>84015154
yes, anything bigger than a handful and you are risking a sprained thumb.
>>84015154
This movie is why I asked my parents to buy me a computer for my birthday.
What was she hoping to find back there?
>>84015053
Black cum leaking out. Happens to all of us.
smellz
>>84015053
Her chocolate starfish
Why does /tv/ never actually want to talk about television shows?
Because our lives are miserable and what little joy we have is derived entirely from shitposting
someone should do a planet of the apes musical
I think you're crazy
So now that gomovies, 123movies etc is kaput...
Where else to stream? Much appreciated guys.
>>84014862
>streaming movies
123movies
>>84014862
We're not doing you're work for you, Mr FBI man.
Stop, invincible son.
cease and desist, invulnerable offspring
dad, why are you surrounded by green piss?
>>84014854
I never saw the movie, is that actually a fucking line in the film?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-what-superheroes-would-look-like-with-realistic-bodies_us_59402f1de4b003d5948b6f3f
Really makes you think...
>>84014820
Being a fat fuck isn't realistic
omg i know op, le sjw's and all that libtards etc etc, great stuff #wow let the circlejerk commence
>>84014820
But no one wants realistic superheroes.
Whats his/your excuse?
>>84014392
It's an upscale hearing aid, you ignorant poor person.
It's a thing old people do that still have to be cool because he's an actor. It's acceptable. Get over it.
>>84014392
Because he was passing by a Claire's at a mall and decided "why not?" Seriously, he got it done at a Claire's.
What was his fuckin problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A
He's afraid somebody will take his marijuana away so he got ball defensive.
Rogan is such a prick here.
>"All those people had alcohol in their system"
>"How do you know all of them did?"
>"I never said all"
IM GONNA MISS MY FLIGHT
All that just forlol vampires, if this was a Tales From The Crypt episode it'd be pretty good, but as a feature film it was a real letdown.
What an autistic way of looking at cinema. Anyway, it's the journey, not the destination. It's a simple genre film, beautifully told. That's enough.
Refn is kinda like Argento in the sense that to him story is half the experience, the other is the whole aesthetic world he creates.
If people only care about plot and don't enjoy anything else, they might as well just stick to reading the synopsis on wikipedia and leave it at that. Same info, 100th the trouble
>>84014294
They weren't vampires. Eating people isn't the same as just drinking blood.
How does this happen?
TIME + DRUGS + FOOD
>heroin
>cucaine
>meth
>fentanyl
>the ebil devls weed marijuana
>>84014261
he should've listened to his brother in american history x
How's she doing?
Who cares lmao
>>84014225
She's homely, untalented and aging badly.
>>84014225
HE BROKE ME
kek
Sometimes your best self's worst self is your best self. Know What Im Saying Ray?
My father always told me not to shit where I eat, Ray. Well right now I'm up shit creek without a paddle, and I'm feeling pretty hungry.
>>84014094
>>84015278
>t. betacuck who can't handle his own coke
What did you think of this film, /tv/?
its movie as fuck
Fucking kino