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>>79550428
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime probably could

>>79550428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94oljB0sw6Q

I heard that when Jackie Chan was lesser known, he was a bad guy henchman in a Bruce Lee movie. Bruce Lee aparently hurt him. He lay on the ground in agony, while Bruce Lee apologised and picked him up. The pain had aparently subsided by then, but he still pretended because Bruce Lee was holding him.

>>79550408
When was the last time they actually played a music video?
Perhaps it was when they ran The Real World, that was the bouncing stone which grew into the giant snowball of reality TV shit

>>79550408
Mid 90s

2006-2007

Every jap live action is a cringefest. These subhumans are too autistic to acti naturally

>>79550162
>Anime/manga adaptation by Miike
No thanks.

>>79550216
Shut up pleb.

>>79550216
I'm hoping that it will be so crazy and over the top that it will end up being entertaining.
Jojo is a batshit crazy setting, and looking at the costumes and knowing that Its Takashi Miike gives me some hope.

But Its probably not going to push it far enough and end up being cringy af

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>/tv/ hasn't completed the triforce

>>79550134
I liked it better when it was a Matrix meme.

https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/17011917/The_Red_Pill-HD.mp4

Movie marketing is leaning toward obscurity in the last year. The internet rumor mill is too efficient. We predicted Star Wars to a point where it has adversely affected the films, ghostbusters suffered from too much footage shown.

Maybe we will go back to having cool painted movie posters.

>>79550123
I think you summed it up... no one is hyped for it because of all the news coming out about how its just another Aliens rehash. No one asked for that. We already have Aliens, Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection if we want another slasher flick

I honestly don't understand the hate for Prometheus. It's one of those things that became popular to shit on but didn't really deserve it, was a pretty fun flick tbqhfa m

I have a bad feeling that they will have listened to the meme reviews against Prometheus and will use this film to pander backwards and it'll just be a shit nostalgiafest AVP type movie.

>>79550115
Nani?!? SHE-SHE'S FAT

WOAH SHES FAST

>>79550115
SUBWAY 6 INCH SANDWICH? N-NANDESUKA???

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>>79549905

>>79549905
>>79550008
>This is supposed to be a 5th grader

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>>79550051

why don't you just go see the fucking movie?

>>79549979
Why should he have to PAY to watch something someone else made when he can just watch it for free? That makes no sense. He shouldn't have to give people money to watch the fruits of their labor!

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From my experience normies hate even BRIEF conversations about Film/Vidya

They'd rather talk about normie things such as the artificial lives they lead

I liked it up until the point where the guy turned up in that suit and then I burst out laughing.

>>79549881
Easily the worst of the 3.

Okay, I'll take back the zero character arcs thing because of Mariah, but that's it.

Luke Cage has a character development stretch of about 3 episodes and that's it.

>>79549777
>>79549777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTRS7SI2CQw

lloyd in space & weekenders was objectively better

>>79549777
Of course! I am 18 and I used to watch it in 2004. That was the greatest shit!

this makes me feel threatened and small

Watched it last night.

Second story has great cleavage, aside from that it fucking sucks. Boring stories, pointless connecting device, just all round C grade material.

>>79550340
t. tumblr tard

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>>79549147
What a creep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHH-XWJoaig

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>>79549147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

What did she mean by this?

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>>79551033
>when the MK programming starts glitching

>>79549109
>refn is getting a miniseries
I'm fuckin hard as diamonds right now

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Refn’s next film ‘The Avenging Silence’ Centers on a Mute Assassin

I’ve always wanted to do a spy movie. It’s a subject and character I’ve been fascinated with since I was very little. I visited Japan many times over the last few years and I saw it has the perfect setting for a character I had been creating called Silence.

here’s the full, extended synopsis:

The spy was one of the leading spies in Europe. An injury inflicted to his vocal cords during a failed mission six years ago left him mute, forcing him to leave his profession. Now, six years later, he is sought out and put on confidential assignment by a former Yakuza, now a retired Japanese businessman in exile in France, to track down and kill the head of the most dangerous Yakuza family in Japan.
Afraid of flying, our spy anonymously boards a cargo ship headed for Tokyo. An onboard explosion sinks the ship and our spy finds himself washed ashore on a life raft in southern Japan. As a mute, our spy must silently journey through Japan seeking 4 clues – symbolizing conquest, war, famine, and death – which will guide him to the unknown location of the Yakuza boss. Meanwhile, the Yakuza boss, known for his 2004 mass slaughter of Yakuza members who had turned against him, is believed to be plotting to reenter the Japanese underworld after living in his own surreptitious world in the mountains, void of all technology. This way of life becomes an obsession for the Yakuza boss. Rumors spread that he had committed suicide years ago but escaped prisoners from his hidden camp told stories of his plan for a comeback. Now rival Yakuza families suspect he is forming a master plan to return, a plan that unburies the most infamous story of Yakuza betrayal.
Our spy finds himself on an existential journey through Japan in search of pieces to the puzzle that will lead him to a confrontation with the ultimate Yakuza boss in a terrifying conclusion.

Goose as Silence
Elle as Yakuza Boss

Refn should get a jaw

>"What smells like sulfur?"

>>79548848
>what in the golly gee willikers did he mean by this?

uhm. he was, uhm, calling little orphan annie a sith ...right?

>>79548848
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy"

(Ankains Mind)
Obi-Wan is not with me = Obi-Wan is my enemy

Only a sith sees the world in black and white like that. Absolutely with me, or absolutely against me. Nothing in between exists.

Only a sith deals with the world in absolutes... but the Jedi are dumbass hypocrites so of course they're contradictory.

>>79548814
Its the best cartoon on TV since the writers on Archer got lazy and thought they coudln't write anymore spy related shows.

>>79548894
Archer got boring by the end of season one.

>>79548814
They just made Louise/Rudy a thing.
Opinion invalid