joe rogan is a comic, how come he is literally never funny during his podcasts? look at desus and mero for example, they never made standup but are constantly laugh out loud type of funny during every interview or podcast
>>84684263
calling joe rogan a comic is generous
hes a fucking meathead stonner degenerate who only got popular because hes anti sjw.
also he likes fights (box, mma), faggots usually like that kind of stuff.
>>84684263
I like Joe, but he's used his fame to further his comedy career but he's not funny.
Pennis Parker!
Can't wait for Peter to flush this little shit down the toilet.
What kind of pussy beta you gotta be to be bullied by a poo in loo?
>>84684238
is that supposed to be flash thompson?
Only 90s kids will remember this
>>84684135
I wanna put myself to sleep
>>84684224
*dabs*
>>84685211
based partyposter
THEY
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
THIS
START TRENDING #NotMyMJ
'Ginger' is an anagram of 'nigger'
It's like poetry it rhymes
>>84684087
Mj being a trap is hilarious tho
MAKE SURE TO POINT HOW RACIST IT IS TO RACE SWAP ESTABLISHED WHITE CHARACTERS . HOW DIMINISHING IT IS TO MINORITIES. ITS LIKE SAYING THEY CANT HAVE SUCESSFUL NEW AND ORIGINAL ONES
Post a T.V. show that is set in your state.
>>84683976
King of the Hill.
>>84683976
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The simpsons
SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING is right around the corner, so let's take a look back at the development of both franchises.
Spider-Man (2002)
>Chris Columbus, Roland Emmerich, Tony Scott, Jan de Bont, Ang Lee, David Fincher, M. Night Shyamalan and Tim Burton were approached to direct the movie before Sam Raimi was hired.
>Early drafts featured the Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus as villains, with Green Goblin trying to kill Harry Osborn to prevent Harry from ruining OsCorp and Doctor Octopus wanting revenge on the Green Goblin for stealing his designs and firing him.
>Freddie Prinze Jr. was Sony's top choice to play Peter, but Raimi believed he wasn't right for the role. Scott Speedman, Jay Rodan and James Franco auditioned before Tobey Maguire was cast. Franco was later cast as Harry.
>Kate Hudson was Sony's top choice to play MJ, but declined. Alicia Witt, Mena Suvari, Elisha Cuthbert and Eliza Dushku auditioned before Kirsten Dunst was cast.
>Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich and Robert De Niro were approached for Norman Osborn before Willem Dafoe was cast.
>Hugh Jackman was approached to make a cameo appearance as Wolverine, but scheduling conflicts prevented it from happening.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
>Early drafts featured Doctor Octopus and Black Cat as villains, with a brief appearance by the Lizard to set up SPIDER-MAN 3. Black Cat would've been a cat burglar who becomes involved with Peter while MJ is engaged to John Jameson and attempts to tempt Peter away from his responsabilities, were both her and the Lizard were ultimately written out to streamline the narrative.
>In early drafts, Otto Octavius is a handsome young scientist and the creator of the spider that bit Peter. He becomes becomes involved with Mary Jane, but spirals into insanity after becoming addicted to endorphins that are released into his system when he uses his mechanical arms, which end up fused to his spine in a fight with Spider-Man. He then becomes obsessed with capturing Spider-Man and using his spine fluid to cure himself.
>In early drafts, Peter is given a microchip by Octavius which supresses his powers, and uses it after Harry Osborn places a bounty on his head, turning the city against him. Peter is ultimately forced to remove it in order to regain his powers and stop Doctor Octopus.
>Tobey Maguire was nearly replaced by Jake Gyllenhall after injuring his back filming SEABISCUIT and clashing with Sony over delaying production to accomodate his recovery.
>Vincent D'Onofrio, Chris Cooper and Robert de Niro were approached for Doctor Octopus before Alfred Molina was cast.
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
>Early drafts featured Sandman and Vulture as villains, but Sony demanded that Venom, Gwen Stacy and Harry's transformation into the Green Goblin be included in the movie, requriting Vulture to be written out.
>In early drafts, the symbiote would arrive on Earth in a space shuttle piloted by John Jameson, which would malfunction and nearly crash-land on Manhattan before Spider-Man intervenes, which is why Spider-Man is given the key to the city. The sequence was scrapped for being too expensive.
>In early drafts, the symbiote would drain Brock's life force due to prolongued exposure, reducing him to a charred skeleton, and attempt to bond with Peter again before Peter destroys it.
>In early drafts Sandman would give up fighting upon learning his daughter is in terminal condition and can no longer be cured. Spider-Man would then forgive him and allow him to go and spend her last days by her side.
>In early drafts, Bernard, the butler, would be revealed as another of Harry's hallucinations.
>In early drafts Gwen Stacy would've been captured by Venom and Sandman, while MJ would be the one to convince Harry to help Peter, but scheduling conflicts required it be Mary-Jane again.
>Ben Kingsley was approached for the Vulture before the character was cut.
>Elisha Cuthbert and Scarlett Johansson were approached for Gwen Stacy before Bryce Dallas Howard was cast.
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
>David Fincher volunteered to direct the movie, but Sony didn't like his approach and Marc Webb was hired instead.
>In early drafts, Peter would find out his father, Richard Parker, coded the venom of the genetically modified spiders to his DNA and that OsCorp engineered both his parents' death and the accident in which he acquired his powers in order to retrieve a sample of his blood to cure Norman Osborn, but the entire subplot was scrapped due to negative reception.
>Early drafts featured larger roles for Peter and Gwen's high school friends including Flash Thompson, Sally Avril, Missy Hallenback and Ariel Keene, but their roles were reduced to focus on Peter and Gwen.
>Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, Logan Lerman, Anton Yelchin, Alden Ehrenreich, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Zac Efron, Jim Sturgess, Xavier Samuel, Liam Aiken, Drake Bell, Michael Angarano, Dane DeHaan and and Josh Hutcherson, among others, auditioned for Peter before Andrew Garfield was cast.
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mia Wasikowska, Imogen Poots, Teresa Palmer, Brooklyn Decker, Amber Heard, Dianna Agron, Emily Browning, Lily Collins, Emma Roberts, Anna Kendrick, Ophelia Lovibond, Sara Paxton, Georgina Haig, Dominique McElligott, Scout Taylor-Compton auditoned for Gwen before Emma Stone was cast.
>Michael Fassbender was approached for Connors before Rhys Ifans was cast.
>The "Man in the Shadows" played by Michael Massee was originally Electro, who'd be an enforcer for OsCorp and Peter's parents' killer, and would become the main villain of the sequel. However, when Sony changed their plans for the franchise, he was made into Gustav Fiers instead.
Batwink :3
Cute Wayne:3
Is this a good show now? I remember watching like 3 episodes like 2 years ago and I thought it was garbage.
>>84684208
It's garbage
Did Emma Stone turn him gay?
Now MJ is a trans black girl in Spiderman Homecoming.
The world is so upside down.
>>84683458
Didn't he say he was gay but didn't like men?
Is that like a male lesbian? I remember there was a character like that on that L Word show.
>>84683500
did you just assume I'm an attack helicopter?
>>84683526
Whatever floats your boat.
What are your thoughts on hilarious social commentary that knocks it out of the fucking park?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWru6ySf9Q
pretty lame, milhouse
It's just a silly sketch with some clever visual gags. Calm down /pol/
>>84683811
Nice meme. The first part before the guy in the uniform shows up is fine. Even the first "alt right" line is decently funny, then it becomes obnoxiously heavy-handed.
Dr. Pavil, I'm CIA.
>>84683368
fuck off nigger
>>84683368
He wasn't aline.
>>84683442
Uh, you don't get to bring freinds.
>everyone we know were just horribly killed by monsters
>hey lets have sex in the shower
>>84683272
FEAR, AND SEXUALITY, ARE MUTUALLY NEUROPSYCHOLOGICALLY RELATED.
>>84683272
>he's never had a fear boner
>>84683272
>permavirgin detected
Sometimes people need to let off steam after a stressful situation. Maybe mommy and daddy will explain it to you one day.
Who is the most promising actress under 20?
>>84683178
Elle is probably the most promising. Her career is skyrocketing!
M A C K E N Z I E F O Y
hello and welcome to numberwang the maths quiz that simply everybody is talking about!
Mornington Crescent
is this pre or post THE EVENT?
>>84682784
That's numberwang!
Anyone see this movie? I did yesterday and its amazing. I'm a huge horror movie fan. It Follows is a top 10 for me. This one I think I'd add to list. The acting, story and music were all top notch
Raw is edgelord shit.
It Follows is pandering dogshit
Raw is legitimately one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. Terrible on all fronts except for some visuals.
I liked It Follows when I first saw it but when I rewatched it recently it dropped to about a 5/10.
I loved the main character girl. Her in picture here. Was her first film and did excellent acting. And I somehow find her attractive in many ways
Only one of you gets to stay on my Ferry
i didnt know spiderman could hover why does he even swing web?
>Only one of you gets to stay on my Ferry
Too easy OP