So the afterlife is a giant pyramid?
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>>81454937
What a completely mediocre fucking movie.
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>>81455287
Is it? I thought the trailer looked great, that is unfortunate to hear.
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>>81454937
>It's intelligent because you don't get it
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The Kino Moment
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>>81454877
this ep and the last have been two of the best sj eps ever to be fairly honest with you but not in a confrontational or condescending way my familiar on this website (tbfhwybniacocwmf)
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So she'sgonna end up being his daughter right?
There were too many hints dropped in 4 alone.
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>>81455193
I don't know, the second episode being a massive chase was pretty great.
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I hate the episodes in which really strong guests appear. It is boring when they do nametags with MMA fighters and such.
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Ching chong ching chong me hav Chinese rice
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>>81454775
Wow what the fuck is your problem. They are Korean, not Chinese.
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Running man is weak bitch
Get on infinity challenge level
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Some Star Wars Episode 8 spoilers 2017-04-10 02:33:38 Post No.81454703
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Some Star Wars Episode 8 spoilers
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Snoke is looking more and more like a new character. I always believed this to be the case but you still have to speculate and ask “what if?” In Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Supreme Leader is dressed in black, via hologram, looking like he shops at Palpatine’s old hot spots. The thing is old Snoke wears more outfits than just that boring black robe and in The Last Jedi we get to see him looking very decadent. I think what he wears is probably insightful to his values and concerns as an evil being.
Snoke wears a gold silky robe with a very ornate pattern on it in The Last Jedi. In fact, I think you can pretty much see the robe on page 226 of The Art of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. What is also interesting is his slippers are like “jester shoes” or “genie slippers.” They’re also gold because you have to match if you that far in with the gold robe. I think the robe and shoes are lined in red too so he’s stylin’. He has a very “blood and gold” vibe to him.
Another interesting detail is that Snoke wears a fancy ring on his left hand. Remember when I told you guys about those long puppet hands they made for him? Well his hands are decrepit and his pinky is sort of shriveling inward. But that doesn’t stop him from wearing a ring about the size of a “Ring Pop” if you remember the old candy. However, the stone in the ring is black and it could be a black Kyber Crystal according to the rumors around the ring. There will be more on that side of things later.
I don’t have a lot of details on his throne room but it is opulent. This guy cares about money. Back when he was a good looking young person, he was probably a playboy of sorts.
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Unlike the Sith, I think wealth means a lot to Supreme Leader Snoke based on his appearance. They based Snoke’s design on a marble aesthetic and I think his throne room has white marble and gold trim.
If Snoke has two tigers that walk around his house, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Things get weirder when it comes to the new “Praetorian Guards” of which there are six to eight of them. I’m not sure if they’re actually called “Praetorian Guards” or if that is their placeholder name because of the similarity to the Roman Imperial Guards. These guys are a new spin on the Royal Guards that Emperor Palpatine used. They have glossy red armor, shell plating, and matte red cloth elements for the capes and such. The old guards had that black visor that defined them but these new guys have a much different head shape. These new guards all have different helmets but they don’t have visors to the best of my knowledge. The helmets are lot like the far out designs they came up with for Kylo Ren in Star Wars: The Force Awakens where it was sort of a medieval helmet with upward facing shields with no eye holes. It is such a strange design.
The helmets are just solid red face shields to put it bluntly. I have no idea how most of them see anything. They’re faceless red guards in red armor with red capes and martial arts weapons. The new helmets do not take any design cues from the classic Royal Guards in look or shape.
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The interesting thing about the “Praetorian Guards” is they all have different weapons. Pretty much all of the Ninja Turtles are represented. For instance, one has a staff but with two blades on each end. One uses nunchucks. One uses a sword and I think one has some kind of throwing weapon and knives. There are more weapons but I’m not entirely sure what the rest of the break down is for them. These guys are in Snoke’s opulent dwelling and they’re his personal elite guard. I have been told these guys will have an action sequence in the film and they do actually do “something” so we shouldn’t be disappointed by them.
I’m not entirely convinced the black knights that show up on Ahch-To are “The Knights of Ren” anymore and I do wonder if they’re related to the “Praetorian Guards” or if they’re lesser versions of these elite guards. It is weird that there are other melee based guys in knight type outfits and they’re not the Knights of Ren. Maybe the Knights of Ren are simply Kylo’s unit of elite warriors and aren’t that special in the big scope of things? It would seem the Praetorian Guards would be above the Knights of Ren in this context.
Snoke will be on his Mega Destroyer for a lot of the film from what I understand. I think his “palace” could be inside this ship once referred to as a “mobile command unit.” The Mega Destroyer itself is shaped like a flying wing. It just might be the biggest ship we’ve seen in Star Wars outside of a Death Star. You know how the classic Star Destroyer has three large engines? I think this one has at least ten and they’re double stacked.
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This is also the setting where the First Order BB units can be glimpsed with their hexagonal shaped heads and glossy black bodies with vents that glow red on the inside. This squad rolls deep.
Supreme Leader Snoke was let down by Kylo Ren when he failed to stop the “girl.” Now he is trying to prove himself. He doesn’t wear his helmet as much as he did in the first film from what I’ve been told. His new TIE has pointy wings like the TIE Interceptor but with a pill shaped body. The cockpit is sort of like an old B-29 bomber compared to the classic TIE cockpit window. The thrusters in the back remind me of the Falcon as they glow blue and sort of evoke the Falcon. The custom ship was supposedly made to his specifications so he could take down the Resistance and I believe we see Kylo fly from the Mega Destroyer in his new ship.
As I’ve already mentioned, Captain Phasma has a spear and two Executioner Stormtroopers. The First Order is not messing around in The Last Jedi. They’re relentlessly hunting the Resistance Fleet in the film and Poe and his gang have a reason to run. The First Order is more fearsome than we thought and they don’t even have a Starkiller this time. They have a Mega Destroyer, elite guards, execution Stormtroopers and a Captain Phasma that actually fights this time. All of this is under the command of a guy in a golden kimono.
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Anyone else have a movie they re-watch every year?
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Kingdom of Heaven for me
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Apocalypto.
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>"American" is now forever corrupted
>"Pie" is now forever corrupted
>Innocent Willow is now forever corrupted
Is this the most cancerous property of all time?
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Just watched the first episode. Wasn't too bad, new Gypsy is kinda weird and the intro was pretty weak. Riffing was good though, and thats (mostly) what matters.
Any other Kickstarter backers wanna share their thoughts?
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fuck off shill
no way this is anything but shit
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>>81454458
Im mad this exists, and Im mad that this will become popular with faggy "nerds". Joel is a fucking asshole who couldnt leave well enough alone.
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>>81454605
Only morons get pissed off about reboots and remakes. Your precious content will always exist, just ignore the new shit.
Leave anime kino to me
https://youtu.be/ihc964sRt8M
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>>81454399
Its going to be weird having them all be asians. Racial tensions was a key facet of the manga/anime.
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Ok, I hate white people and all but
They should be fucking white, the fuck is this
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>>81454399
Armstrong is going to look even more comical than usual
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Sergio Leone is the master of the climax of a film. He never fails to have you completely thrilled by the end of one of his pictures. What's really impressive though is how effortlessly he does it, you don't sense him building up to anything like a lot of directors do, it just explodes onto the screen. A real master of his craft.
And, also ITT: Best Film Climaxes, I guess. Try keep spoilers light though.
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Once Upon a Time in the West is better than The Good the Bad and the Ugly
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>>81454307
What a meaningless ramble
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Pity he only made stupid western shit
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ITT: Movies that had potential but turn out to be complete trash. Big hero 6 in my opinion was one, the beginning had so much potential, and actually seemed like it would be a good movie, however after the first 30 minutes that all changed when they started all of that super hero shit and started not following the main plot, it just got cringe worthy and stupid and there was no point to it, I'm really disappointed because the beginning with his brother made it seem like it would be such a good movie but then they pulled that shit. Anyone else feel that way about any other movies?
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>>81454114
They should have cut out all that shit with his friends.
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>>81454114
Still got an Oscar.
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>>81454114
My son loves this movie so fuck you
CreepyThinMan
Batman & Robin 20 years later.... 2017-04-10 02:11:56 Post No.81454020
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Batman & Robin 20 years later....
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No, this movie isn't as bad as people make it out to be. I just finished watching, having not seen it for a while, and it gets shit on because of obsessive comic book nerds who are soo fucking insecure about their hobby that they start frothing at the mouth when someone doesn't take this shit seriously.
I remember hating it when I saw it back in 1997 but you have to remember that Schumacher was trying to make a bright and colorful comic book movie for kids, not angst ridden emo fucktards and I was admittedly one of those people during my wasted youth.
Visually this movie looks great with fucking fantastic, color saturated photography which is a revelation compared to the fucking terrible de-saturated, over color graded shaky cam shit that passes for cinematography these days. My only real complaints are the occasionally shit costume designs (Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy) and the Batmobile which looks like a rolling disco ball.
I think Schumacher's real mistake was that he didn't go full Rocky Horror and throw in dutch angles and Creepshow style comic book framing devices. Watching it again, I kinda wish that they'd make a Batman TV show with those sort of aesthetics and get away from the oh-so-worthy grim darkness bullshit. Leave that shit for that autismo Snyder and the big screen DCU while their TV counterparts are killing it because they embrace the comics and make bright, colorful shows that are fun to watch. So give us a Batman show like that because the Lego Batman movie proved that we can have many iterations of the Caped Crusader for all audiences!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/FCS_kif7qfk
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Robin and Batgirl were shit and no fun to watch. Clooneybat at least seemed to know what kind of movie he was in. Arnie seemed like he was having a blast and is extremely fun to watch. Honestly don't remember much of Ivy but she looks like shit.
Agree that it's not as bad as its rep though.
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I've masturbated to Poison Ivy in that movie more times than I can remember.
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>>81454167
>Clooneybat at least seemed to know what kind of movie he was in.
It does feel like it's on the same level as Return of the Killer Tomatoes, a movie that I dearly love. I wish they went full on meta with B&R!!!FACT!!!
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It's because Alien 3 is fairly recent but Millennials were born after its release so they think it's "like totally ancient!" xD
Hohoho, upvote we go!
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ROFL
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>>81453900
LOL U MAD
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>>81453900
OP is old
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So i thought I'd watch "The Greatest Film In Human History" and I just don't get it.
>falls like a faggot
>gay acting
>cliché dumb blonde
>only guy in the whole museum and she doesn’t notice him
>falls in the ocean
>60 yr old retired faggot afraid of heights dives in to save her
>she wakes up in his bed with perfect makeup
>cliché hand grab
>cliché woman office friend sees bitch drive off (what are the odds she shows up at the same time the dumb cunt leaves?)
>office woman talks to herself in the car
> old dekektive follows her again and she doesn’t notice
>literally tailg8ing her ass, at least her autism is consistent
>steering wheel turning left and right vigorously when driving forward
>fall in love
im so tempted to drop this shit now but I’ll stick through it because that’s what le true patricians do xD
“Where are you going?”
“Oh, you know. Just wondering around xDD”
>faggot joins her
>go to a forest
Lol imagine this piece of shit being made today, with JGL and j-law as the leads. You faggots would tear it apart with the quirky randumness LOL!!!1 :DD
>tips fedora @ the conversation in the forest
>”Theres a cross-section on one of the trees that’s been cut down.”
Wow does Hitchcock write for autists? What horrible screenwriting, you obvious oldfag, why would u say that when the next shot is of what you just described u inbred
>muh meta4s and le symbolz!!!1
>over acting melodrama ensues
In the old days women were only cast for their looks (that’s a fucking fact, kim novak cant act realistically to save her botoxed face)
> [Insert vague but “deep” poetic monologue here]
Btw throughout the whole movie the type of music that plays Is the reason I detest classical acting with such a passion, don’t force me to feel an emotion you talentless faggot.
>kiss
>music intensifies
fucking dropped, I can’t do it anymore guys. I’m done.
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>>81453759
twerp.
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i'm surprised nobody ever brings up the awful ending when the nun just appears out of nowhere
and the whole "chicken out of the icebox" explanation he gave for the hotel scene proves he's a hack
Will she be the one to usurp Chloe the Terrible, Duchess of Fridgeland?
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DAFNE THREAD???
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>>81453720
What a hideous cunny, you people have the worst taste I swear
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She'll always be a qt3.14
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Sunday is here and in less than five minutes, a new episode of Into the Badlands is on. Get in here and discuss!
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Time for 武术kino
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Tonight's episode is titled "Palm of the Iron Fox":
>The Widow's fight for power lands her in a showdown with her enemies, who have joined forces against her; an old threat resurfaces.
If nothing else, this should be pretty good from a fighting standpoint.
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obligatory FUCK OFF MK
I really hope the Widow didn't just walk into a trap, then again if it means Tilda flying through the window on a ninja kite to save her, fuck it
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JUST!?
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>>81453544
He looks fine by normal people standards but still damn
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>amerifats think getting skinny is bad for your health while they watch a show about 600+ pound people
does any other country have people that reach that weight?
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>people get old
holy shit stop the fucking presses