MY EYES ARE GETTIN' WEARY
BACK IS GETTIN TIGHT
Shit show
Show made for fat americans and cucks with low IQ. pure trash and homosexual as sin
Have you ever watched a movie, that others called too stupid or ridiculous, and found yourself thinking that it's not crazy enough?
yes the maytricks all my friends love the neo but his fight stile and slow motion bullet dodge was not impressive to me and i could do so much more
>>83169890
YESSSSS
D'Y'KNOW'MEAN?
wheres the fucking fargo thread?
Maybe try the catalogue retard
It's like they shook everything up so hard we don't know what to discuss
>>83169899
there wasnt one, hence why I made this thread
>Both are made by Disney
>Both are sequels to films from around 30 years prior
>Both are the same general story as the original film
>Both have the biggest star of the original cast in a major role
>Both kill said cast member's character at/near the end
>Both feature the son of the aforementioned character in a major role
>Both have one of it's other original cast members in a supporting role
>One shunned the original director/writer and threw all his ideas in the trash
>The other retained the original director/writer as a producer
>One has a protagonist who can do anything and everything on her own without any help
>The other has a flawed but well meaning protagonist who makes mistakes and sometimes needs help
>One has a villain without a clear backstory or motivations
>The other has a fleshed out villain with clear motivations who is doing the right thing from his own point of view
>One has the son of the original film's protagonist as the villain, who ends up murdering his own father
>The other has the son of the original film's protagonist as the hero
>One kills the original film's protagonist before the climax in a death that accomplishes nothing
>The other has the original film's protagonist sacrifice himself at the climax to save his son/the world
>One is soulless, pandering, uninspired, agenda pushing trash
>The other is one of the greatest cinematic achievements since the turn of the century
Discuss
>>83169847
Don't care about the comparison to TFA but god damn it you mouse, make another Tron movie.
Fuck damn it, Tron Legacy was great as a visual experience and albeit, the story was dumb in some parts it represented what Tron's world would look like in the modern computer world.
Yes, I'm mad that Tron 3 was cancelled because Tomorrowland did shit.
>>83169847
>Tron
Falls snuggly within my "fuck you I liked it" list.
Visuals and soundtrack just made it like an kick ass music video from start to finish.
>>83170041
Daft Punk were on their A-game making this movie's soundtrack honestly.
>film has two directors
Yes, that's the cinematographer.
>>83169823
>they're brothers
>now they're sisters
>director 1 directs director 2 to piss off
Where were you when Arrow managed to redeem itself?
>>83169768
really? give a tl;dr with spoilers, because when I saw they were bringing more silly, faggy characters to the team at the beginning of s5 I dropped it immediately. And s4 was already very painful. What exactly changed?
>>83169814
> No "Destroy Star City" endgame
> End of the Flashbacks
> Slade Fucking Wilson is back
> Hell of a Cliffhanger
>>83169814
Everyone that isn't Oliver and his son is possibly dead. Of course they aren't, but that's the ending cliffhanger leading into season 6.
Give me some movies about people good at murdering people just murdering a bunch of people.
Suggest some movies, assholes
>>83169758
John Wick 1 & 2
God Bless America
Commando
Rambo 2
The Last Heist
The Transporter 1-3
Six Bullets
Pound of Flesh
Hobo with a shotgun
The Mechanic
Hitman
Shooter
Book of Eli
Leon the professional
Collateral
The Replacement Killers
Kiss of the dragon
Smoking Aces
The Killer
Hard Boiled
Demolition Man
>>83170369
Good man, thanks for putting the effort in, appreciate it.
>Watch it Baneposter
>baneposting in 2017
>we're onto bang posting now
>>83169654
or what? will you crash my plane?
>character breaks into car
>keys are under the sun visor
>OP
>makes a thread
>>83169340
>character breaks into car
>hot wires car in 2 seconds
Do Americans really leave keys under the wheel arches or their cars?
why dont the walking dead people make spears?
it would be the best weapon for killing the zombies
>>83169285
Warhammers would be better. They get a +1 on their roll against the undead.
>>83169285
Spears get stuck in things (especially flesh) super easily, and take tons of training to learn how to throw them effectively.
The best they could be used for would be holding off one or two from getting at you.
An axe would be more efficient.
>>83169336
No they dont. You do impaling motion.
>The best and most important weapon in history of mankind gets stuck in flesh of all things.
Go fuck yourself.
So obviously, we all know Alien 3 was not that great, and that the movie underwent a bajillion re-writes, and was an all around fuck up.
What would you have done to make it better, and what would you have liked to have seen?
I personally wouldn't have killed of Newt and Hicks. Either I would have had only Ripley and Bishops pods get dropped off in the EEV, or just had them in comas for the entire film.
Good question. Not killing Newt would have been problematic because the actress was 6 years older, also she never acted in anything else so my guess is she wasn't a good actress or didn't care to be one.
I always thought the next logical step was an Alien outbreak on earth but I don't really have a script, it would have been tough because once they're roaming free the only way to end it would have been a virus or something weak like that.
>>83169212
That's why I would have preferred Newt and Hicks just not being jettisoned from the Sulaco, would have been a good way to write them out of the film, and still have them survive.
I think the idea of an Earth outbreak is too much for those films, just because I can't see the Xenos being able to do that much to an entire planet. It's implied pretty heavily that the Colonial Marines in Aliens were far from the cream of the crop, so I'd imagine more competent marines would probably hold their own pretty well.
I'd like the idea of An Alien Isolation situation though, a big ass space station taken over by them.
>>83169152
Used the Assembly Cut.
Killing Newt works for me. They needed a way to explain how Ripley was infected and how Newt survived so long in Aliens.
Guys what if - haha now get this, he, uhh... raped her because he's in a infinite loop right? Haha. I mean it wouldn't matter right haha i mean the day would just keep repeating lol thats just a crazy thought i had haha.
What if the loop stops when he rapes her
The implication is there you know.
>>83169137
Somewhere in the depths of the darkweb there is a fully realized doujin, complete with color, depicting this exact scenario.
wtf is his problem?
>>83169051
Bulimia
Season 3 is so weak that it retroactively improved season 2.
>>83169108
Season 3 haters need to leave
Movie came out 3-4 years ago, but anyone else like the overall tone/themes in the movie? Having never known my father as he died when I was young, I found this movie to be very profound.
>>83168945
What does the release date have to do with the premise of the thread?
>>83168945
I'm not saying those who disliked it are plebs or didn't 'get it', but goddamn if this isn't one of my favourites. It seemed people weren't happy with the structure, which I can understand but it was the only way to tell the story.
>You ride like lightnin, you're gonna crash like thunder
Ben Mendelsohn is something else
>>83168974
Probably because /tv/ only talk a bout Marlel and DC capeshit
>>83168945
always loved this since i saw it.
Always reminds me of a friend i used to have in high school though so it makes me sad to watch it sometimes, and the film is already emotional enough
> tfw no prequel series of the punic wars
> tfw you will never see Rome on the brink of destruction
> tfw no naval battles
> tfw no Carthagenian politics and espionage
> tfw you will never get to watch Hannibal and his brother grow up to be charismatic leaders
> tfw no elephants
>>83168882
Some things are better left untouched,unless you want to see black Hannibal.
>>83168904
Might be a good time to highlight some acting talent from Lebanon to play Carthaginians. Since they're related or whatever.
Wouldn't mind seeing African mercenary generals. Clad in leopard-skin cloaks and the best finery money could buy from the deep pockets of the Carthaginian patriarchy.
HE WAS CONSOLE OF ROME