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FUCK YOU

*pulls out pocket ketchup*
*drenches your sushi with it*

nothin personnel smallfry

whats the american equivalent of this?
some guy whose perfected the art of frying corndogs?

5 4 1 3 2

>>82680756
Sarah hyland is an irl disney princess. Look at those eyes.

>>82680756
A friend of mine is doing a tv show with him on hulu. Sci fi stuff. Looks interesting to me but im biased ofc

>>82680746
Ignoring all the memes and bullshit, I actually do like the Criterion collection. No, not because they have pretentious contrarian shit, but the other stuff. The packaging, the restorations of the movies, the bonus features, everything. I wish all movies were released like how Criterion releases their movies.

>>82680746

>Armageddon is in the Criterion Collection

I don't know how any of you can take it seriously.

I only have fantastic mr fox and paths of glory on criterion but i would get more if i could

>>82680959
you're a big thigh

>>82680589
because this isn't r*ddit, mickey shill
away with you

>>82680589
Who fucking cares about this shit besides autists?

Star Wars is about compelling characters and adventure, not "ermugurd look at those new stormtroopers!"

>>82680589
Because it doesnt fucking matter what it looks like what matters is that its a good story

Yelp shit. Reddit shit.

I really fucking hate reddit.

>>82680301
fuck off

I think I'm just gonna read some comics today, no movies. What are YOU watching tonight OP?

>>82680436
your mom

some porn probably

I can't.

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>>82679830
>OP hasn't seen any of the Connerys

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So qt

>>82679705
pretty faces with no acting talent whatsoever. its obvious they can suck a mean jew cock too

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a bunch of meh/10s

>>82679591
>It'd be like if fucking Vishnu came down from the heavens and poo'd in a loo

Kek

>>82679591
Fedora tippers prevailed.

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>>82679591
Chill the fuck out senpai they are children's movies... not really gonna cover morbid reality checks...

> 50 cm is less than an inch
Yep, Americans really are fucking stupid.

Falling for the (((metric))) system

>>82679249
>the most JEW'D country in the world doesn't use the metric systen

really makes you think

>>82678994

Race hatred.

>>82678994
One is a clumsy autis. The other is just a fag.

Pippin was related to Frodo, Merry wasn't

I always though it was odd how little both Tolkien and Jackson dwelt on the fact that everyone in the Shire hated Pippin's family for being rednecks and essentially the shame of Frodo's and Bilbo's family tree

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I unironically loved it

pic related was as GOAT in it as was chris


not even memeing.

It's really entertaining but undeserved of all the praise it got.

>>82678883
I saw it yesterday and it felt like one of those really bad horror movies you watched in middle school in order to get to squeeze some tits in the dark, you know?
Like Halloween 5: Return of zombie Freddy

The black dude is a very good actor but that's all I'm prepared to say for this film. I laughed maybe once, the whole second half is laughable but not in the intended way, the "ice cold psycho girl" after the reveal was so cliche I wanted to shoot myself, the "dude scary psychology shit" was old even when Hitchcock did it.
The political message was kind of lost on me because we don't have black people where I live, but even if it would be a good political statement, it wouldn't make the movie good.

I rate this 3/10 and extremely disappointing.

>>82678774
Granny shifters.. When will they learn

>>82678774
I almost fucked you dude

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Why don't you make like a tree and die

He's like Hulk and Widow, best as a supporting character

They're literally filming a standalone punisher show now

>>82678694
He's already getting his own season because of how much he stole the show in Daredevil, retard.