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Not enough users according to them.

Because it's a respectable site with real professionals using it, not some teen fanwank site.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>79640030
My wife and I met CIA and his girlfriend about a year ago. He was really nice. I told him I loved his "chaos is a ladder" speech. Kind of impersonated him when I said it. He liked the impression but said it back and pretty much taught me how to do it better.

Our chicks pretty much just giggled at us fagging out like that for a few minutes. My wife told him I was an actor back home and he just started teaching me random things... about how to act like Littlefinger. It was a pretty cool 15 mins.

tl;dr CIA is nice as fuck and my Littlefinger voice is perfect.

I saw CIA at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Bane?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Bane? Bane? Bane?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen masks in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

will chloe ever return

/tsaug/

Pumped for this, wonder what will happen last week. This time we realized old white guy was behind things earlier than usual.

Also this is the episode where Aisha dies.

Shes only in it for 4 eps. Don't look at IMDB if you dont want shit spoiled.

>>79639857
In the preview sexy French Canadian lady looks like she is going to talk to Nick. Hope she isn't quitting cause she figured out he is a man whore.

We finally get to see Corinne's nanny. Hoping she's a fox.

Guess it's just me here.

>>79639834
you gave me a std

>>79639834
The good has to be a black girl
I propose Ruth Nega

i propose adam sandler for all three

>>79639765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjKIfEaSPTI

>>79640426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

>>79639765

THEME RANKINGS

1. MMPR
2. Turbo
3. Light Speed Rescue
4. Time force
5. Space
6 Galaxy

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>>79639746
>You're a big guy.
>From your perspective.

Could he be implying there are even bigger guys out there? Truly a mind boggling scenario.

He might have been warning CIA that he was only the first of many, that CIA is part of a prophecy. Time and again CIA will pit himself against bigger and bigger guys until he becomes the biggest.

This scene, was truly powerful

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>>79639746
Then we get into Relativism, which can divert anywhere from Morals, Quality, Reality, and Metaphysics

He sums all those discussed above with "For you"

I applaud Nolans genius for being so blunt and abstract at the same time, greatest creator of kino in the 21st century in my opinion

Shut the fuck up about this retarded meme already

gotham is not that old m8

>>79639682
Probably not unfortunately.

>>79639682
>>79639812
just a remember Shawn Ryan is currently writing Timeless

>>79639649
White Chicks

>here

>>79639649
Was Kermit a pigfucker?

>>79639612
I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG

NOT THAT STING
PIECE OF SHIT

What television and film is this?

>>79639612
HURRY UP YOU SHITBOAT!

>>79639582
"Repo: The Genetic Opera"
your welcome.

>>79639700
Fuck you

That is the absolute worst shit

>>79639700
this

Who'd knew I would actually like Paris Hilton as a actor

>>79639481
this guy was based desu

>>79639481
He's the antagonist, not the villain.

>>79640139
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nathan_Bateman

Old age

The fact that his so called biological clock was ticking out and the fact that all those memories will be lost just like you lost the game

>>79639410
He just wanted to share what he saw in life.

Theres no one with less charisma and an absolute blackhole of humor as le serious face'd man

>>79639325
Smacks lips* AY HOL UP
>Implying Gorilla Jones can read and write
So you can go fuck yourself

>>79639450
he was actually funny when he went hardmode, he still did it for laughs here, not to be virtues

>>79639272
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, naturally

also, anything by Shane Black in general. Lethal Weapon 1 & 2, Long Kiss Goodnight, etc

>>79639272
Shane is a bad director a lot of the scenes went on way to long with out a good punch line and the plot meanders way too much.

It would have been better served if Shane wrote it and gave it to a good director

still i'd give it a 8/10 or 7/10 depending on my mood

>>79639272
you thought it was sort of quirky and fun but it had a lot of issues with keeping a consistent tone and some of the jokes were just dumb