GET HYPE
RLM>Cenifix>Ralph the movie maker>yms>stuckman>everyone else
HIDE YOUR DOGS
>>80344212
>childhood trauma
is it about the time he sucked off a pitbull
>You remember when Homer was a loving husband and good dad and not just clinically retarded
>tfw in the future you will be an old man surrounded by adults who grew up with zombie simpsons.
>tfw you make some random reference from the classic era and no one knows what you're talking about
>tfw they make zombie references and laugh and it all sounds horribly wrong
>tfw they proudly say they watch "old episodes of The Simpsons" with their kids and brag that their kids like it too, but they are talking about zombie episodes
>tfw you suggest they watch some classic episodes to know what "the real Simpsons was like", and they say "that shit is too old, I never liked it because I don't get the 90s references"
>tfw some of the "90's references" theyre talking about are xfiles, twin peaks, the critic, and married with children... all of which are forgotten by everyone except old people like you
>mfw simpsons is still going in 2017
redpill me on Homer cheating on Marge
>it's your funeral
>>80343912
>it's actually not his funeral
>>80344006
>it's my funeral and no one came
>Funeral scene
>It's raining
Do the comedic bits in American Werewolf in London work? Why or why not?
Compare it against the comedic bits in Last House on the Left which are incredibly jarring and come totally out of left field.
>>80343706
they're actually pretty creepy honestly, like all the dead souls cheering him on to kill himself, probably THE most jarring thing in the whole movie is Fozzie Bear out of fucking nowhere.
>>80343706
I thought they were fine.
Post nurse though, she was also fine.
I watched it like 2 weeks ago, I loved it.
The comedy parts are the best.
Btw I don't like the evil dead (but the recent series is really good)
IF I HAD WINGS
>>80343610
Jean is the worst person in any film, TV show, flick, or kinógraphé, ever. She's worse than Skyler.
OUTER SPACE
>>80343818
>Have you ever heard of the expression, "it takes two to tango"?
>tfw got memed
>no imdb boards to read other buttblasted opinions
well, this was shit.dude, alien, time travel2h for this shit rehashed gimmick
>finally over
>see it was done by meme director
I have only myself to blame
I wouldn't go so far as to call it shit, but I'm with you. It was hyped as this masterpiece science fiction film. Watched it yesterday and it was an okay film at best. Nothing memorable or spectacular about it for me.
>>80343496
they made the mistake of casting renner and the lazy eye negro
Sounds like a case of Interstellar-itis.
Why is she hot to me?
>>80343490
She's just hot.
>>80343490
she is
I am watching this too, OP. Comedy Central censored porch monkey, but they only censored the monkey part.
kino
>>80343486
what am I supposed to see here?
>>80343530
DC revolutionizes cinema again by featuring an introductory scene of their lead characters as children.
>>80343751
uh...
Name one legitimately good actress under the age of forty
Mia wasikowska
I can't.
Hailee Steinfeld
What is some essential /chefkino/ ?
>>80343380
For Kitchen Nightmares it's eternally going to be:
>Sebastian's
>Pantaleone's
>Zeke's
>Amy's Baking Company
>Mill Street Bistro
I live around the block from this place and it closed a few months ago. Tellingly, the winner of last year's top chef, Nick Elmi runs two enormously popular new restaurants a few storefronts down.
This daughter has ridic boobs.
The Wilhelm Scream is an
overused, annoying meme
that obstructs immersion and adds
a trashy (often times unwanted)
element to the scene.
Prove me wrong.
>>80343367
I can't, but that's a beautiful poem
True. It must be in the union rules by now.
>>80343367
butterflies
GET FUCKING HYPE
>>80343356
>black guy in movie
dropped
>>80343384
Jamie is Kino though
>>80343443
>>80343384
At least he's playing a stereotypical psycho negro
also the International Trailer >> US trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kK8YR32bQ
>and the Oscar goes to... Roberto Benigni in life is beautiful
As an italian I'm deeply ashamed about the quality of his work before and after that movie
>>80343343
Buongiorno principessa
>>80343431
Did he retire?
I would say no but that's just my opinion.
>>80343282
I would say yes and that's a fact
>arthouse muse
re: Director-fucker
>>80343282
I would say maybe and that's an alternative fact
Would it benefit the human gene pool to cull all the tardies who post on /tv/? Tardie behavior includes:
>celeb worship/obsession
>braaaptposting
>MOMMY MILKY
>pedos
you forgot
>baneshit
>>80343064
Back to rëddit faggot
>>80343087
I hope your head isn't feeling a little...hot